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	<title>Comments on: Papa Joe Simpson tries to cash in on Ashlee&#8217;s pregnancy; tabloids yawn</title>
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		<title>By: CandyKay</title>
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		<dc:creator>CandyKay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I actually thought Ashlee had an okay look with her old nose. It was unique and individual, at least.  But no, I don&#039;t care now if she gets married in an ice cave or gives birth to triplets.  And the same is true for her boring sister, although I love it when she makes the Dallas Cowboy fans mad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually thought Ashlee had an okay look with her old nose. It was unique and individual, at least.  But no, I don&#8217;t care now if she gets married in an ice cave or gives birth to triplets.  And the same is true for her boring sister, although I love it when she makes the Dallas Cowboy fans mad.
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		<title>By: Cindy Kennedy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cindy Kennedy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ashlee Simpson is boring.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ashlee Simpson is boring.
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		<title>By: Kattybitch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kattybitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m actually kind of surprised Wentz could get it up long enough to pregnant someone.  Go Emo Boy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m actually kind of surprised Wentz could get it up long enough to pregnant someone.  Go Emo Boy!
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		<title>By: Kattybitch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kattybitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pregnant and no one&#039;s trying to hand me money for pictures.  What, a theater costumer isn&#039;t glamourous enough for tabloids?  Maybe if I got a bigger nose rings....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pregnant and no one&#8217;s trying to hand me money for pictures.  What, a theater costumer isn&#8217;t glamourous enough for tabloids?  Maybe if I got a bigger nose rings&#8230;.
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		<title>By: xanax</title>
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		<dc:creator>xanax</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does he really have his ID card pinned to his disgusting crotch????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does he really have his ID card pinned to his disgusting crotch????
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s another one in need of a curbside stabbing. Why should Adnan have all the fun ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s another one in need of a curbside stabbing. Why should Adnan have all the fun ?
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		<title>By: lola lola</title>
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		<dc:creator>lola lola</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a gross money-grubbing family.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a gross money-grubbing family.
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		<title>By: neelyo</title>
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		<dc:creator>neelyo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wasn&#039;t there an article recently (maybe on this site) about how soon celebrities would start having babies for the cash?  This screams of that.  So nobody noticed the first single, time to dye the hair.  Still no takers?  Confess to an obvious nose job.  The album is still being greeted by crickets?  Well then time and jump on the motherhood bandwagon or at least bask in the &#039;is she, isn&#039;t she?&#039; speculation.  Besides, Papa Joe will need someone new to start exploiting soon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wasn&#8217;t there an article recently (maybe on this site) about how soon celebrities would start having babies for the cash?  This screams of that.  So nobody noticed the first single, time to dye the hair.  Still no takers?  Confess to an obvious nose job.  The album is still being greeted by crickets?  Well then time and jump on the motherhood bandwagon or at least bask in the &#8216;is she, isn&#8217;t she?&#8217; speculation.  Besides, Papa Joe will need someone new to start exploiting soon.
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Either way, its prety damn convienent that it comes out right before her album drops...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Either way, its prety damn convienent that it comes out right before her album drops&#8230;
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		<title>By: Enonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Enonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Ashlee Simpson really pregnant or is it still just a rumor?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Ashlee Simpson really pregnant or is it still just a rumor?
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