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So I really don’t have any sympathy for Paris Hilton. Much like Lindsay Lohan, Paris does it to herself, and she’s a victim of her own laziness, stupidity, vanity and general a–hole-ishness. But isn’t it interesting that Paris is making news again? She had been keeping a lower profile for the better part of a year, and now all of a sudden she’s making headline by almost getting arrested for possession and for her drunken, f-cked up antics. Paris has been partying in Europe the past few weeks… I think of it as her European Whore Tour. While in St. Tropez the past few days, various photo agencies have gotten an eye-full of Paris’s diseased bits and pieces.
Also: I think she’s back with Doug Reinhardt? Why? It seems like a step down for both of them. He was partying at the same St. Tropez club, but I can’t find any photos of the two of them together. Eh. Who cares? And she was photographed giving what looks like a Nazi salute. Of course. I don’t really think Paris is a Nazi. She’s too stupid. She thought she was being funny. Stupid crackhead whore.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Paris Hilton
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thats asscheeks photographed from the front, not vag. you can see in earlier pics that shes wearing undies.
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She’s practically blowing the mic in the first pic.
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Paris Hilton is two years older than me. And, much like the Facebook friends who are around my age (some of whom are 27-30 and still duckface…*facepalm*), when I see photos like this I think to myself “Okay, girl. You still have some youth left in you, for sure, but you are way too old for this s***.”
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You can tell that her gob is only useful for one thing.
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Hey who hasn’t had a drunken night with a microphone?
It seems our Paris is growing up and now wearing panties!
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It irritates me that these celebutards always have their mouths wide open so you can see the wad of gum tucked around their molars. Britney does it ALL the time. It’s about as classy as eating with your mouth open.
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Page six claims that Doug wasn’t aware Paris was there and called him out to leave. EEk!
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/ex_this_guy_out_1eH345NQZMeFfDf44Z7alL#ixzz0umskGbbz
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Love it Kaiser European WHore Tour Too Good; and Megan couldn’t have said it better. You watch these antics will serve as the basis of a pilot for another lame vapid reality tv show for some stupid tv network. What a waste of humanity – unattractive, unintelligent, uninteresting – but rich; life isn’t fair. May she stuff something permantently in her mouth so we will never have to hear her speak again.
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So Paris is blowing a fan up her crotch, it just might need some fresh air. I was in New Orleans a few years back for Jazz Fest, we shared a ride with a few elderly gals and one of them said it was so hot she ‘wasn’t wearing any draws’ her buddy said ‘What?? you ain’t got no draws on?” to which she replied ‘hell I gotta air that thing out’… Paris is simply doing the same thing, and most types of VD are not airborne there is no pressing need to call in the CDC. I hope.
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Eh. She’s either cranking up the attention-whoring because she needs the publicity, or it’s just her summer in the south of France. I’m pretty sure she goes there and does this every year. Yawn.
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i hope that when im 30, this isnt my life still.
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Wow, she’s 30?!? I used to act like this…8 years ago when I was 21. And she’s been partying at clubs WAY before she was legal. You’d think she would be over it all by now. She needs to grow the hell up.
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European Whore Tour! lol. Aptly put.
It wasn’t going to be long before her cloying narcissism would resurface. This girl’s (girl…ha!…I’m younger than she is) total existence is predicated on her need for attention and sadly is quite useless as the prodigal children of the wealthy inherently are.
How depressing to have one’s life defined by such a lack of substance.
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Holy moly – I couldn’t hang with Paris. She is completely waaaaassssted (and high by the looks of those eyes….not on just weed, methinks).
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Her life seems so boring and sad. What does she do besides spend grandpoppy’s money, or is it great grandpoppy’s money. Blah!
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maybe she should just stick to pot.
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Oh if only there was ONE damn American brat who’s set to inherit who had an ounce of brains or substance who would do something GOOD with their money and privileges.
This whole family is a bunch of drunken pathetic losers and I wish they’d fall of the planet.
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She is just so nasty!
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God, this woman is gross and I do mean woman, not a youngster anymore. Remember when she got out of jail and she was going to do all these good deeds. That lasted a nano second.
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mollination, i totally agree with you! she is out of her mind on drugs! how gross!!
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ew
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Nicky has a nasty boob sunburn in the first pic.
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hahaha. i love how nicky is looking down, concerned and probably thinking, “oh shit she’s flashing her crotch again. paris, cover up!”
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Maybe she saw how much press Lindsay was getting & figured she’d give it a try. (Being a crack ho in public.)
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So, is there a law I’m not aware of that says you can no longer party and have a good time after the age of 21? I don’t know, her life looks pretty darn fun to me! I wouldn’t mind traveling around the world partying. If I had her money, that’s probably exactly what I would be doing. Just perhaps not getting photographed doing it, LOL…
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must be a good life, she doesn’t have to work or do anything but shop and party. and hey, she is wearing panties.
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Clearly that Skanky Twat needs as much press attention for her Vadge as she does the whole rest of her mess.
Gross.
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I despise Paris Hilton. I wish she would go away.
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I like the beer bottle picture.
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Paris does look a little cracked out there… but doesn’t she always act like an ass when she goes to Europe. She is probably all over their tabloids there. And that is exactly what she wanted to happen.
Since Paris can’t get a cover of any US publications anymore. No one cares here enough to bother with her any longer.
I bet it is killing Paris, that Lohan has been all over the domestic tabloid covers. And the thought of all the upcoming tabloid covers dedicated to cracked out Lohan, just p*sses ole Paris off. hahaha!
So Paris goes and gives everyone a free lookie at her herp covered business, praying it makes it to the cover of ANY gossip magazine.
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They actually aren’t dating again. According to gawker:
# Paris Hilton was partying in St. Tropez with mysterious Malaysian party impresario Jho Low (does this mean she’s getting paid to be there?) when ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt walked in. “She asked the deejay to announced, ‘Paris wants Doug Reinhardt to get out.’ He left 30 minutes later with his head down.” As far as ex-lover disses go, that one is admittedly rather awesome. [P6]
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LMAO @ “European Whore Tour!”
Isn’t she damn near 30 years old now??? Time for that loser to cover up.
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She’s mutton trying to be lamb.
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klassy.
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She’ doing this for attention. Paris hasn’t done this “girls gone wild” act in years. I can’t remember the last time she had any kind of significant medai coverage.
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Damn, people were harder on Rhianna when she dyed her hair red than they are on this ridiculous mess of a person.
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YIKES. At least she’s wearing underwear.
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Her parents must be proud…
So she called for the ex to get out? Is she 15? Must be nice to be rich and stupid, mom and dad’s money will always fund expensive trips where you flash your vadge, drink until you puke and pass out and never have responsibilities. No wonder so many young girls want to be like her, ugh!
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Wow, her parents must be so proud. She reminds me of Courtney Love.
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Paris’ notoriety is cyclical, like herpes. If only we had a vaccine or medication we could take to control the disease or (while I am wishing) cure ourselves of her.
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a waste of space, human garbage!
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When Paris sobered up I wonder if she was horrified. Why do women do this, become a sloppy mess where they lose all their common sense and modesty?
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Good for her. At least she’s not selling children for that lifestyle.
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I didn’t know she had short hair again?
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Stupid spoiled whore.
Now here is someone I *really* wish would go away (and take Britney Spears and the LardASSian family with her).
She is obviously trying to drum up some press interest in her again. Shame that it has worked.
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Self-indulgent useless twat. Her complete lack of self-respect is the grossest thing to me – She obviously doesn’t mind us seeing pictures of her wasted/sweaty crotch every few months.
@Tia C – That’s nice but have you ever seen her doing anything else? Most of us who go out clubbing every once in a while have occupations or at least make an attempt to be constructive. Her entire contribution to the world can be summed up in that set of pictures. She doesn’t even appear to be trying which is why she deserves all of our hatred.
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Looks like it would be fun to be a young, attractive, famous million-heiress. My life sucks.
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She’s how old? And thus far hasn’t amounted to anything in life? What happened to her broken promises of becoming a humanitarian during her laughable stint in jail?
Her life is so shallow and empty. I wish her a thousand nightmarish karmas. That she’s reincarnated as a tribal African female growing up in a life of squalor, under terroristic fears and suffer unspeakable, unimaginable and horrific female genitalia mutilation, breast ironing, etc.
Then perhaps she’ll have a sense of humility and graciousness about her existence and self-entitlement.
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Oooh, it’s ‘druggy girl’!
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@Tia C: of course everyone are allowed to let their hair down no matter how old they are but there is a difference between Paris and people like us. We have this thing called: MATURITY, while Paris, is handicapped with all sorts of traits. The question is how long can she keep this up? she will end up a lonely, miserable, drugged up, drunken 50 years old woman, calling all her enablers or “friends” to party on.
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how did you know shes stupid? Shes raking money without sitting in front of computer all day and bitch out. shes having fun and spend tons of her money, something you cant even do. shes capable to do it and didnt asked us to pay for it or asked us to watch her.
shes enjoying herself, let her be, as long as she dont hurt others, thats cool.
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I can’t bring myself to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
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Chick is rolling balls!!!
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ummm @purelife…u realize why she’s able to live that life right? u realize if she didn’t have that nice little cushion of family money backing her, she wouldn’t even be a blip on the radar…
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have you guys the southpark episode dedicated to her?:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/812/
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She wants some attention. So as we know she started the crakhead dramas, and Lindsay followed up but got more IN-famous so maybe she got jealous? And she wants some crackhead dramas too!
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OMG; Is she really in need of acting like a messy girl or does nobody take care of her? I can´t describe the feelings I have when I see these photos. eww….
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She looks so bad in these pictures.
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yeah i know, she able to live that life because her family have money. so what now? why it should be our concern if they have money or what and if they have that lifestyle. it should not be our concern how the way they spend their riches.if they want fun, if they want to party, they want themselves plastered to tv or papers,etc. her parents pampered her and the family because thats what they want. you are also given brain and fingers to make your option by ignoring them if you dont like. that simple.
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She looks like she’s having a laugh and she’s entitled to! Jesus the simmering resentment on this site is unbelievable at times!
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oh wow, just looking at these pictures makes me feel dirty.. was she trying to cool down her herpes flare up?
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wow it’s like watching Tara Reid all over again huh?
What do people expect from Paris Hilton?
She’s one of those people who spend the first half of their lives with a straw up their nose and a never ending prescription for the drug of the moment. Then when she gets haggy looking later on she’ll blame the world for “not understanding her”.
You think other rich people call her white trash behind her back?
I do.
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Gross and ugly, inside and out.
Probably sees how much attention Lindsay is still getting and is jealous, since no one gives a rats’ ass about her anymore.
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Classy…..
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Dumb, ignorant, oxygen-waster. More brainpower in a mosquito. Honestly, go the fuck away!
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OMFG!! I thought she’d ‘cleaned her act up’ a bit.. she’s fallen back on to the tracks.. what a friggin train wreck! And just because she’s wearing undies doesn’t mean she is not flashing her vadge… A real lady could wear that dress and actually look elegant.. her squatting and thrusting about in it confirms her skanky trash whore statis… uuuurghh *vomitsinmouth*
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How stylish this icon of perfection! A golden cup with diamonds, filled with stinking crap…
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