Lindsay Lohan got to keep her busted weave in jail

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That little freak bitch Alexis Neiers was released from jail last Friday. Neiers is one of the sisters from the that horrible E! show, Pretty Wild, and she was in jail for her role in the “Bling-Ring” Gang, the ones that went around robbing from famous celebrities. Anyway, Alexis’s not-so-hard time coincided with Lindsay Lohan’s first week, so of course Alexis has been giving interviews, talking about her brush with Lohan. Fun facts: both Alexis and Lindsay were in protective custody, and both got special treatment, although Alexis tries to act like she didn’t. She even admits that Lindsay got to keep her busted weave!

After her first weekend of freedom in a month, Pretty Wild’s Alexis Neiers is ready to dish on what life was like behind bars…and with her jailhouse neighbor Lindsay Lohan.

Neiers, who on Friday finished a 30-day jail term for burglarizing Orlando Bloom’s home, says that Lohan was understandably shaken when she was brought into Century Regional Correctional Facility last week.

“Crying. She was crying,” Neiers exclusively tells E! News. “I could hear her. ”

The first day, Neiers says, was the toughest for Lohan.

“I could start hearing like what was going on in there, I tried to just, really just keep to myself and the last thing I really want to hear, you know, when you’re trying to be so strong and just get through the day. I mean, the days are so long in there, you’re woken up at 5:30. She was crying. She was talking to deputies and, you know, just trying to—I couldn’t really like make it out, but from what I saw the first day, I mean, she was lying in there and just trying to like calm down.”

Like other inmates, Neiers didn’t have direct contact with Lohan, since both were in protective custody. But the E! star did say there were signs the more famous jailbird was getting some special treatment.

“I mean, she got to keep her extensions in and everything, which most people don’t, and the girls were like, ‘Ah, they had to take my weave out and cut it all out and,’ you know, stuff like that.”

Despite the hairdo allowance, Neiers says, Lohan did have to drastically alter her wardrobe.

“She had her head down when she walked by and she was in oranges, just like us.”

Neiers says the most difficult part of her sentence was getting through processing, when she was in close proximity to other inmates and subjected to a strip search.

“Two of the girls told everyone that they wanted me to be their girlfriends, which is actually—I’ve never had something like that happen, and then all the girls started talking about it, talking about, you know, my show, my situation, what they had heard. Just one of the girls started cussing me out and stuff like that, but, you know, I didn’t want to fight back, that’s not who I am, and, you know, for all I know, she could be in there for, whatever. Girls are in there for, on murder charges. You feel violated and just uncomfortable…it’s scary. It’s scary. I mean, you’re going to jail and the girls in there aren’t, you know, I mean, some of them were kind and some of them really weren’t.”

Neiers insists the Lynwood, Calif., lockup is hardly a Camp Cupcake, even for inmates like her and Lohan, who are placed in protective custody.

“They took me up to the protective custody. And I remember the officer looked at me and she’s like, ‘You’re going to be in here for three months, you’re not getting any special treatment because if I treat you special, then all the other girls are going to hate you even more and they’re going to hate me even more.’ And the first night, I didn’t get blankets, they gave me a sheet and a roll-up…You get one set of clothes and socks and underwear and stuff like that. And they sent me up to my room. And, uh, I think the worst feeling was like the first time that that cell door shut and, you know, and it’s just like, ‘Wow, am I really here?’”

And does she have any advice for Lohan in her last few days of lockup?

“I wish her the best, honestly, but you know, it’s all up to your mindset, and I don’t know what her mindset is in there. And I mean, from what I understand, she was having medical attention and she was just trying to get—I’m sure she was just trying to get through the days. I mean, it’s hard.”

[From E! News]

Oh, don’t you just feel so badly for both of them?!? Pity these poor little girls! Wait, did I say “girls”? I meant “f-cked up crackhead criminals”. Does it even occur to Alexis – or Lindsay for that matter – that they’re in jail because they’re actually being punished for all of the screwed up crap they’ve pulled? And they just got sent to jail for what they got caught for – completely asinine. I didn’t really have that much faith in the LA jail system anyway, but I’m just so disappointed at the extent of Lindsay’s special treatment.

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Lindsay Lohan on October 19, 26 &27, November 12, 2009. Credit: WENN.

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  1. Jen says:

    I swear to God, I feel like I need a bath after seeing these pictures. She is just…disgusting.

  2. teehee says:

    Sure she’s not packing a saw and shovel in her lips or something, so she can escape out of her cell? Why did they let her keep the stuff in her lips too?

  3. Kitten says:

    Damn. I was really hoping SOMETHING good could come out of this…

  4. kelbear says:

    That Alexis girl needs some serious better communication skills. Drove me crazy reading that because of the way she talks.

  5. Agent Cooper says:

    @kelbear – You took the words right out of my mouth. Wow.

  6. mollination says:

    That first picture is alarming as hell.

    And the way Alexis skips over her words, “some of the girls were really just…you know…” and then she changes it to act like she’s talking about their attitudes. You can tell she’s really thinking that the girls in there were beneath her. Dense little crackheads, these LA party kids are.

  7. meme says:

    i don’t know what hohan is so upset about. she’ll be rolling in the dough once she gets out of there because you know some stupid ragazine will want to hear all about her time in the pokey.

  8. Syko says:

    Her lips are positively alarming in the pic where she’s wearing the pink bathrobe.

  9. bellaluna says:

    Actually, Kaiser, if they were in jail for ALL the crimes they committed, they’d be in there for a hell of a lot longer than they’re gonna be.

  10. Gail says:

    (sigh)

    Neiers got a buttload of money for being inarticulate after coming out of jail where she got a private cell and landed there in the first place for being a gigantic asshole. On top of which she wasn’t even paid for talking about her experience. She got paid for talking about snippets she overheard and pure speculation about ANOTHER spoiled little asshole. I am obviously doing something wrong.

    LOL Nah, there is no amount of money that’s worth being like these people. I wish they knew that.

  11. Riley says:

    I agree with Kelbear and others that this article needs to be, you know, translated because most of it, like it is hard to read and understand because, you know. Like there are words and stuff and the words and stuff form sentences and things but then her, well, the, no her thoughts just go off in all directions and you know it’s just really really hard and stuff.

  12. Jeri says:

    They should make any person that’s been in movies or TV go to jail in another state, OR or WA or somewhere. Then they won’t get treated so special (I hope).

  13. Tess says:

    President Obama and his ears are ready for a Mad Magazine Alfred E. Neumann cover.

    Apologies for the topic change.

  14. gretchen says:

    I am feeling so sorry for this girl, if I had a father like hers who knows how I would have turned out. He is not a good father or a very nice man

  15. gretchen says:

    I have a crush on the whole Obama family, even the dog LOL

  16. Obvious says:

    *sigh* Alexis is full of it. Most jails/prisons (actually maybe all do this) keep the people charged with violent crimes away from the rest of the population.

    that being said-i just feel SO BAD for these poor entitled rich little girls who didn’t know any better….granted they probably didn’t-none of their parents care enough to say no.

  17. wow
    yall dont like anyone

  18. Jeff says:

    I’m really sick of constantly seeing and hearing about this loser! Hope she gets hold of some good crack when she gets out of jail and does it all at once.

  19. pampamthankyouma'am says:

    you know it was like, tough, to you know read what um alexis was saying cause like she, you know, its tough to talk.

  20. mike says:

    @Obvious,

    Maybe jails segregrate violent/nonviolent criminals, but prisons don’t. I know of a guy who got caught selling pot and was sent to prison for few years. He was right there with murderers, rapists, and other violent felons.

  21. Gail says:

    Lindsay Lover: that’s not true. I like a lot of people, but spoiled brats rarely make my list. I feel sorry for Lindsay, but I can’t like her.

    Tell me why I should like these two? Seriously, not being a smart ass. What reasons would you give that might change my mind and make me like either one of them?

  22. yadicakes says:

    YOW! That was painful to read through, LIKE and I MEAN. Ugh, these girls are given so much attention for the stupid things they do

    No wonder so many kids are so screwed up, look who they have to look up to. The media should give more attention to people who are actually doing something positive with their lives instead of these losers

  23. TaylorB says:

    Tess,

    This isn’t a political site, what do the POTUS’s ears have to do with this LiLo thread? Nothing, period. Cheebus lawd you need to hang out on sites like Huffpo and Redstate if you need to constantly post partisan comments.

  24. Karen says:

    What kills me is that this Alexis trick is expressing sympathy for our little crackie yet she completely misses the irony that the very reason she was in jail was for stealing from Lohan and her ilk.

    And yes, her communication style causes me to fear for the future of proper grammar. I almost wrote “of the English language” proper grammar is not only limited to English speaking people.

  25. Mary Okorn-Jimenez says:

    Absolutely unbelievable. Any chance Lohan had to survive dwindles with every occasion of special treatment in JAIL – and every day that her sentence is shortened.
    What she did was criminal – she not only endangers her own life with drugs (each person’s own choice, imo), but then she becomes criminal when she endangers innocents along her destructive path. Look, ultimately, I don’t care if she kills herself – but others should be protected from the selfish, whiny little bitch.
    I’ve been to jail for less, served more, and learned my life from it. I was hoping the same for her, but it looks like LA jails are much different from San Jose. What a pussy. And what a shame.

  26. super8 says:

    That gnarly weave alone is a damn felony!

  27. a says:

    i keep forgetting how young she is. it’s a shame.

  28. original kate says:

    maybe she could trade the weave for cigarettes in the big house.

  29. TQB says:

    I really hoped the one thing we’d get out of these was a de-weaved LiLo. BOO!

  30. Dhavy says:

    LOL @ Riley

    Maybe she hid her crack pipe inside those extensions

  31. MissyA says:

    You guys like shouldn’t be so hard on Alexis you know because she um grew up privileged? So um like her parents were probably too busy making money and stuff to like really give her attention? So like she really really doesn’t know any better? Plus she um had to spend alot of time in jail with like inmates who um were not white so like she only felt like she could like bond with someone more like her like Lindsay?

  32. Annicka says:

    I mean, like, you know? You know? I mean, totally! I mean, really! Omg, like, you know? I mean, wow!

    She talks like a damn valley girl. How long before Lindsay ends up in jail again, I wonder? ‘Cause she sure isn’t learning shit this time with all the special treatment she’s receiving.

  33. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Lindsay Lohan post drugs (b4 the fillers and botox of now) f’ing ageing ugly scraggy crackhead!

    god – what an absolute waste…

  34. jane16 says:

    Lindsay grosses me out. The ratty fake hair, bloated lips, nasty skin, wrinkles & she sags although she’s never had a kid and isn’t even close to 30. I’ve never understood why she had such a great career either, her acting is meh. I see much better kid actors all the time. The whole Disney-kid-whore thing is really old. We don’t allow our kids to watch Disney channel at all.

  35. hellen says:

    You KNOW that Lindsay still doesn’t understand exactly why she is in there, and refuses to believe that it is not some kind of a mistake or a set-up.

    She won’t learn anything from this experience. She’s still living in Denialsville at the corner of Irresponsible Lane and Not My Fault Boulevard.

  36. abbizmal says:

    Um, what??? Don’t rich folks send their kids to good schools where they learn to speak English and get a better education that the average kid in public school? I hope they both learn something from this, but I doubt it. We shall see.

    PS – Ugh, she’s wearing her bathrobe in public again. At least it matches those gigantic lips. Sheesh.

  37. OhCamille! says:

    The pictures are frightening. She is really aging herself by wearing so much makeup, and the weave, whoa! If she took off all the makeup and de-weaved, she would look closer to her age. Black eyeliner doesn’t work for fair skinned redheads (IMO). It’s so ghetto on her coupled with that fake hair.

  38. Shane says:

    Just wondering, do you spend your moorings searching for old pictures of lohan?

  39. Liana says:

    she looks like a 40 year old strip club waitress who had to quit the pole.

  40. dovesgate says:

    She wasn’t in prison, she was in county. Not only that but she was in protective custody.

    Snitches, child abusers, and celebutards get put into protective custody. As a rule, protected custody means you don’t have access to other inmates.

  41. Fwoomby says:

    Just ask Wonky McValtrex what it was like to spend her 2 weeks whingeing in infirmary during her stay. These dumb bitches hauled arse to jail don’t know what PRISON is like. Nevermind that! Federal prison is where you DON’T want to be.

    If Martha Stewart made it alright, so can these dumb slores.

  42. zen says:

    good lord what a haggard mess.
    I cant stomach looking at this waste of life any more.

  43. ViktoryGin says:

    @ Abbizmal

    Assuredly not rich kids from southern California, particularly if they come from entertainment money. The values are inherently different. Who the hell needs an education if one’s tan is evenly spread and just the right hue of orange? Money and no substance. It’s standard issue.