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		<title>By: Dee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Headache, you mentioned Dr. Rey on 90210 &#8211; I&#039;m more worried about his wife&#039;s weight and fragile frame. 
But I do see, he doesn&#039;t pay much attention to the home environment and much less his wife&#039;s needs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Headache, you mentioned Dr. Rey on 90210 &#8211; I&#8217;m more worried about his wife&#8217;s weight and fragile frame.<br />
But I do see, he doesn&#8217;t pay much attention to the home environment and much less his wife&#8217;s needs.
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Mommy is wearing a belly bearing top before surgery I really don&#039;t think a tummy tuck is needed...okay granted it&#039;s a cartoon but Mommy is very skinny.  And what&#039;s with her massive camel-toe?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Mommy is wearing a belly bearing top before surgery I really don&#8217;t think a tummy tuck is needed&#8230;okay granted it&#8217;s a cartoon but Mommy is very skinny.  And what&#8217;s with her massive camel-toe?
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		<title>By: Harlem Chic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Harlem Chic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cindy Kennedy. You are on Point.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cindy Kennedy. You are on Point.
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		<title>By: Breederina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Breederina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What about Mommy&#039;s two black eyes and having to sleep semi sitting up until her incision heals? At least that&#039;s what I remember from my friends and their mothers having work done.
If you&#039;re going to write a book for kids about this topic at least cover what might be most disturbing to a child, seeing Mom looking and acting like she just got worked over by two of Tony&#039;s guys.
Maybe they should of asked Madonna for some tips on this?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about Mommy&#8217;s two black eyes and having to sleep semi sitting up until her incision heals? At least that&#8217;s what I remember from my friends and their mothers having work done.<br />
If you&#8217;re going to write a book for kids about this topic at least cover what might be most disturbing to a child, seeing Mom looking and acting like she just got worked over by two of Tony&#8217;s guys.<br />
Maybe they should of asked Madonna for some tips on this?
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		<title>By: Cindy Kennedy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cindy Kennedy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Its really sad, because plastic surgery most of the time does not make someone look &quot;beautiful&quot; or any better than before. Often it makes them look freakish (see Priscilla Presley).

What&#039;s even sadder is these women who get plastic surgery think they are more beautiful or desirable than other women. They get big egos. 

I&#039;ve never had any plastic surgery, I don&#039;t have breast implants and I am married to a wonderful man. I see these women who get their faces all carved up and breasts that look like giant balloons, and they are sitting home alone on Friday night. Go figure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its really sad, because plastic surgery most of the time does not make someone look &#8220;beautiful&#8221; or any better than before. Often it makes them look freakish (see Priscilla Presley).</p>
<p>What&#8217;s even sadder is these women who get plastic surgery think they are more beautiful or desirable than other women. They get big egos. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never had any plastic surgery, I don&#8217;t have breast implants and I am married to a wonderful man. I see these women who get their faces all carved up and breasts that look like giant balloons, and they are sitting home alone on Friday night. Go figure.
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		<title>By: headache</title>
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		<dc:creator>headache</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He can&#039;t be anyh worse than Dr Rey on Dr 90210. The way he talks and the way he treats his wife makes me ill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He can&#8217;t be anyh worse than Dr Rey on Dr 90210. The way he talks and the way he treats his wife makes me ill.
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		<title>By: bros</title>
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		<dc:creator>bros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hah. i think  this must have been therapeutic for the little doctor who wrote the book.  i love the way he portrays the doctor, like a big G.I joe model. this is what the doc looks like www.niptalkradio.com/images/thumb_dr2.jpg
he has his own show on &#039;nip/talk radio&#039; so he clearly enjoys hearing himself talk about what he does-hes definitely got the goal of becoming a famous talking head about how he &#039;fixes&#039; broke-down ugly women. what an egomaniac.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hah. i think  this must have been therapeutic for the little doctor who wrote the book.  i love the way he portrays the doctor, like a big G.I joe model. this is what the doc looks like <a href="http://www.niptalkradio.com/images/thumb_dr2.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.niptalkradio.com/images/thumb_dr2.jpg</a><br />
he has his own show on &#8216;nip/talk radio&#8217; so he clearly enjoys hearing himself talk about what he does-hes definitely got the goal of becoming a famous talking head about how he &#8216;fixes&#8217; broke-down ugly women. what an egomaniac.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A really stupid one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A really stupid one.
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		<title>By: headache</title>
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		<dc:creator>headache</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And what kind of an idiot would take their kid to the plastic surgeon&#039;s office anyway? ick!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And what kind of an idiot would take their kid to the plastic surgeon&#8217;s office anyway? ick!
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny write-up, Jaybird, but what a pile of unadulterated crap. This is a book for idiot parents, not kids, and an opportunity for this doctor to make even more money out of these  idiot parents&#039; stupidity. As the old saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny write-up, Jaybird, but what a pile of unadulterated crap. This is a book for idiot parents, not kids, and an opportunity for this doctor to make even more money out of these  idiot parents&#8217; stupidity. As the old saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.
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