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	<title>Comments on: Jessica Simpson&#8217;s hospitalization triggered by booze, claims Star Magazine</title>
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		<title>By: Sasha`</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha`</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry Jessica, there&#039;s no cure for stupidity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry Jessica, there&#8217;s no cure for stupidity.
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A hard night of drinking is often followed by the walk of shame in the morning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A hard night of drinking is often followed by the walk of shame in the morning.
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a skank.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a skank.
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		<title>By: mollination</title>
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		<dc:creator>mollination</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Jessica is actually going to get the sympathy of a lot of girls on this one. I used to get chronic UTI&#039;s and the doctor was a dick about it. Plus....Who hasn&#039;t woken up with beads around their neck, their shirt tangled on one arm, their eyeshadow smudged down to their ears, with their head hung over from drinking a LITTLE too much???...Anyone?? ...Seriously, Anyone??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Jessica is actually going to get the sympathy of a lot of girls on this one. I used to get chronic UTI&#8217;s and the doctor was a dick about it. Plus&#8230;.Who hasn&#8217;t woken up with beads around their neck, their shirt tangled on one arm, their eyeshadow smudged down to their ears, with their head hung over from drinking a LITTLE too much???&#8230;Anyone?? &#8230;Seriously, Anyone??
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		<title>By: Becca</title>
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		<dc:creator>Becca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh CB, gossip is about to get a lot less fun if you have to start saying that it&#039;s none of your business over and over.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh CB, gossip is about to get a lot less fun if you have to start saying that it&#8217;s none of your business over and over.
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor girl, low self-esteem, fear of being alone.  Drinking to keep her man happy - not keeping herself happy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor girl, low self-esteem, fear of being alone.  Drinking to keep her man happy &#8211; not keeping herself happy.
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		<title>By: grliegrl7</title>
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		<dc:creator>grliegrl7</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pregnancy tests are standard for females to receive during hospitalization.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pregnancy tests are standard for females to receive during hospitalization.
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		<title>By: Notafan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Notafan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw Perez Hilton on Carson Daly&#039;s talk show and he was talking about his make out session with John Mayer.  He had pictures of the night it supposedly happened.  It was when John was dating Jessica.  Carson asked if they were drunk when the make out session occurred.  Perez said yeah, they were drinking.  He had a picture of Jessica and she looked trashed.  Perez said &quot;Oh yeah, she was drunk.  She could hardly hold her head up&quot;.

I&#039;m not a big fan of Jessica Simpson.  Granted her father is a creepy control freak over those girls - so maybe that is her problem and why she drinks too much and goes from man to man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw Perez Hilton on Carson Daly&#8217;s talk show and he was talking about his make out session with John Mayer.  He had pictures of the night it supposedly happened.  It was when John was dating Jessica.  Carson asked if they were drunk when the make out session occurred.  Perez said yeah, they were drinking.  He had a picture of Jessica and she looked trashed.  Perez said &#8220;Oh yeah, she was drunk.  She could hardly hold her head up&#8221;.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a big fan of Jessica Simpson.  Granted her father is a creepy control freak over those girls &#8211; so maybe that is her problem and why she drinks too much and goes from man to man.
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