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Ordinarily, I don’t really care about Audrina Patridge. But then I saw these photos, where Audrina was spectacularly hammered in London on Tuesday night, into Wednesday morning. Her eyes are going berserk! And her drunk tittays need some help. If you couldn’t tell by the “Inflate Here” nozzle, those things are fake, fake, fake. And it’s a really terrible boob job too! They’re got that Tori Spelling anorexic-chest-cavity, floating-implant thing happening. So gross.
Funny story – normally, whatever Spencer Pratt says about anything, I can forget almost as soon as I read it. But it’s always stuck in my mind that he publicly bashed Audrina for what he deemed her “Tijuana t-ts”. And now I have that stuck in my head whenever I see her. Just thought I’d share.
Anyway, yes, these are photos of Audrina’s wonk eyes and wonk boobs and general wonk demeanor out and about in London. She was doing some event for the British broadcast of The Hills, I guess. Apparently they got her to hostess a pool party at the Haymarket Hotel, after which Audrina continued to party at Mahiki, which I only know about because Prince Harry and Prince William like to party there. Trendy!
Audrina in London on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Audrina Patridge, Boobs, Drunk
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And that, ladies, is why you never go for the cheap implants.
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To me, that’s the straightest her eyes have ever looked. Maybe she should walk around drunk more often.
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Her face looks stunning in that 3rd picture, but her body is very weird.
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Love,love,love her dress!
Her boobs are really terrible looking.
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Worse than Tara Reid if possible. Why doesn’t she get this stuff fixed?
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Thanks Kaiser! That first picture made me just burst out laughing. Great start to da morning!
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I think she is pretty.
I don’t think her boobs are that awful- she could dress them a bit better, I think- but I wouldn’t complain if I had her body, boobs included.
Her hair also looks great.
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She’s a naturally cute girl (apart from the ceiling eyes) but isn’t it a little soon for her implants to already be encapsulated? Get them fixed while you have the money!
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@Sarah: hahahahhahahahah
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Her fake boobs look terrible. As for her state of inebriation, her eyes are always all over the place so far as we know, she may actually be stone cold sober.
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This girl would be so pretty if it weren’t for those bizarre perpetually-upward eyes.
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Someone’s plastic surgery needs to be sued. Those boobs are atrocious. Why’s this one famous again? I only know her as Ceiling Eyes.
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Shes ugly. Cant compete with Lauren or Kristen
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I have a question for Londoners–what time do they stop serving alcohol in London? I thought at one time it was 10? But maybe it’s different for clubs?
Not looking to get harshed on, just asking a question….
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I think she is pretty, great skin.
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Does her optometrist have to post the letter chart on the ceiling when she visits?
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she has tori spelling cleavage. that’s not good.
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Looks like her dress had straps on it that she did away with to expose more boob.
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I’m sorry, Spencer Pratt, of Speidi fame, criticized this gal for her unrealistic implants? Okayyyy….
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Yum! She is my guilty pleasure in life. I could look at pics of her all day. ahh.. she is lovely.
Why do people pick on her for her eyes? Like she can help it? jeesh! I find them extremely sexy.
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