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Do you know how much Russell Brand reminds me of SEVERAL of the dudes I’ve dated over the years? I hate to admit that Brand is very much the type of guy I end up falling in love with. It sucks. Skinny, pasty, weird – it’s like he’s hitting my G-spot right now. Anyway, these are some lovely photos of Russell Brand in his turquoise panties (and black socks!), filming scenes for the Arthur remake. America, this is the UK’s Shagger of the Year for three years running. He’s nailed hundreds of women. How does he do it? Because I know most women don’t find skinny, pasty, weird dudes erotic. There’s just something about Russell…
Anyway, I was looking through these photos when I saw the following story on People Magazine. It seems that Brand’s fiancée Katy Perry is all about having babies with him. Oh, God. This is just going to upset him, Katy:
She may have fallen in love with his funny side, but Katy Perry was even more attracted to another aspect of Russell Brand.
“I think in marriage, when you’re picking a partner, one of the things to keep in mind is, ‘Would they be a good baby daddy?’ ” the “California Gurls” singer, 25, said during a YouTube interview in which she answered questions sent in by fans. “And [Russell will] be perfect.”
But before letting her fiancé, 35, show off his parenting skills, Perry – who is already mom to the couple’s “third child,” a kitten named Krusty – wants to focus on tying the knot. “We are excited to get married, of course,” she says.
And for the big day, the singer has already chosen one key fashion accessory: The perfect set of nails.
“I’m kind of a nail aficionado, freak. Sometimes I’ll have pictures of my cat on my nails, or I had a Willy Wonka-themed birthday party, so I had Oompa Loompa on my nails,” she says.
But Perry’s taking a much simpler approach for the nuptials.
“I think for my wedding I’ll do what is called wedding nails, where it’s traditional and pretty,” she says. “I don’t know if I’d want Oompa Loompas on my nails while taking photos, so I’m going to have wedding white nails.”
[From People]
I do love that Katy and Russell seem to be cat people. It’s unique in Hollywood, where everyone seems to have dogs. Katy even tweeted this photo of Brand in one of her wigs, holding one of their cats:
Ha! But here’s the real question – is Russell stuffing his panties? I think so.
Russell Brand on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN. Additional photo of Brand courtesy of Katy‘s Twitter.
Written by Kaiser
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Yes I vote for stuffed! Brand is really clever as they say over there, and he has this kind of self awareness about him. I’m sure he scores easily just because of how confident and quick witted he is. He’s not bad looking, either. Not my type though. (For all the people who are going to point out that I find James Frain/Franklin Mott sexy, that’s fine! Maybe it’s the same kind of magnetism.)
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Stuffed,most likely with a washcloth. How sad……for Katy.
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It’s the sock gap!
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how come he is missing a bellybutton in that 1st shot?
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I don’t even want to admit how attractive I find him in that pic where he’s holding the kitten.
I love a man with a cat! *sigh*
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pro-kitten is alright with me!
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He does look better with some scruff and the wig kind of emphasizes his cheekbones.
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You like skinny, pale,British guys? Then check out David Tennant!!!!! And the nice thing is, he’s super adorable to boot.
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i’ve been weirded out by his torso since ‘sarah marshall’.
could someone please explain why the f%ck does his waist go in like that. it’s fuggin bizzare.
might he have been into tightlacing?
ew.
good luck katy.
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Actually, I don’t think it’s stuffed. I’ve read and heard several interviews with women who’ve been with him and who said he was rather well endowed. In his autobiography he’s also got a lot of self-deprecating humour about the size of his junk and I know no man who makes jokes about that if he really does have a mini-wiener down south.
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The bulge is not that impressive. I vote for natural, stuffed would be bigger.
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Of course it’s stuffed. Why would costuming for the movie have him au natural, bouncing around and poking out? They want the packaging smooth for presentation.
Have you EVER seen a man walking around in his underwear with junk THAT smooth? Ever?
On a side note: IIICK.
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eeeeee who wears Y-Fronts?
Old man undies!
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@CC
Yes, Tennant love! I just want to eat him up with a spoon.
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He looks like Freddie Mercury in the cat photo.
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@K
Have you seen the Catherine Tate Christmas Special where he dresses up as Russell Brand? F*ing HILARIOUS!
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I agree with ‘snowball’.
Waaaaaaaay too smooth to be real. Real man junk is shaped. It looks like he is wearing a cup, or something similar.
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Well, they’re filming for a movie, so I would bet that he’s got a jock or something on so he doesn’t flop out when running/filming.
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He may be wearing a ‘modesty sock’or the like underneath
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Since he hooked up with Katy Perry he’s gotten so dull.
Her dullness rubbed off on him maybe.
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Stuffed for the purpose of keeping it all nicely contained for the movie. BUT…I think that junk is probably fantastic. Not P*orn huge or anything nuts like that, just well endowed.
PS-RB is not my “type” but he still makes me wet. It’s his vibe.
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So Katy picked out a French manicure for the wedding that will never happen? How innovative! How risque!
& he’s got something besides junk in his panties.
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E-W.
And yea, IT IS STUFFED.
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I’d hit it and let him keep those hideous socks on as well! :0
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Odd mid section = tummy tuck?
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I don’t like him for some reason, but his ‘situation’ looks interesting, nor do I like his girfriend, no particular reason tho.
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I think there’s some kind of modesty-cup action or something. I bet he’s packing, thopugh. I used to have the skinniest, pastiest, most narrow crunchy boyfriend who had a HUGE unit. I always wondered where he kept it inside those little jeans of his. But that shit was impressive. Maybe RB got it like that.
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I had one of those skinny, pasty English guys for a boyfriend too, no taller than 5’7″ on a good day but my gosh was he hung….I miss him *SIGH*
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I don’t think so much stuffed as padded to make it look…. what’s the word……. less natural, more like ken doll. Let’s face it if we could tell if he was circumsized or not there’d be an outcry of ‘put it away’ as they say
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I’m with snowball. UNSEE!
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I’m with CC…David Tennant is HAWT.
Yeah….Russell has his package stuffed. LOL.
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It’s the cat-instant love!
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He’s nasty with a capital GROSS.
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It looks a bit stuffed but he is still a crowd pleaser. These scenes were filmed in a catherdral on the same block as my office. There were tons of ppl standing around to c him. He runs funny. Lol. =)
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Stuffed. It makes things less, um, exact when blown up to a few feet in width. Plus he’s not that well endowed. (no honestly, he got in trouble for stripping naked at some protest years ago and he mocked his nonsense on his show afterwards – to quote Rick James, cocaine is a hell of a drug).
But yeah, I’m totally behind the David Tennant love. PLUS he’s a Shakespearean actor as well (although I didn’t like the screened version of Hamlet, it was too “Doctor”-like).
AND, most importantly, he has a Scottish accent. In the British Isles, the Scottish (followed by the Northern Irish) accents are like ambrosia. Seriously.
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@ Sassy:
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lmao!!!
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blecch.
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He is probably stuffed for the movie. I didn’t think he was hot until I heard him talk/ad-lib & he is sexy smart.
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I don’t know why everyone hates this guy, i think he’s cool. I never thought too much of him when I first saw him host vma then I saw one of his stand-ups and this guy is awesome.
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My bubble’s been burst after viewing those photos – I thought he had lots of body hair!?? Doesn’t he usually? Anyone?
I know many of you don’t like the hairy man, but for me it’s a huge turn on. I always thought Russell was hairy!
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Yeah. I get the attraction to Rusty, I have found myself thinking he is sexy. Its my type tho. I like those kind of guys, they have something.. IDk
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He totally has the Jack Sparrow attraction factor.. I don’t find it weird at all
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Dunno if he’s stuffed but he’s def not free-balling.
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Alexa he does have lots of body hair, he waxed it for the film (IDK why though, he looks awful). I also think he really needs that beard, he looks very very odd without it. And I adore him! I’ve seen his stand up 3 times!
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Yeah, he looks odd without the body hair and the beard.
Looks… ordinary, and pasty and.. ordinary.
Don’t feel the attraction here.
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