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		<title>By: Jag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They need to up the birth control education there.  Oh right, supposedly abstinence works - I forgot. 

A woman can get pregnant by 2 different men in the same cycle if she ovulates correctly and boinks 2 guys.  It sounds like Lanesia needs to realize that she&#039;s worth more than a booty call, if that&#039;s what happened.  Interesting that she announced it, though.  Had it been me, I would&#039;ve kept things quiet and then had the potential babby daddies take blood tests to confirm which one was the daddy;  no need for the public to get involved.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They need to up the birth control education there.  Oh right, supposedly abstinence works &#8211; I forgot. </p>
<p>A woman can get pregnant by 2 different men in the same cycle if she ovulates correctly and boinks 2 guys.  It sounds like Lanesia needs to realize that she&#8217;s worth more than a booty call, if that&#8217;s what happened.  Interesting that she announced it, though.  Had it been me, I would&#8217;ve kept things quiet and then had the potential babby daddies take blood tests to confirm which one was the daddy;  no need for the public to get involved.
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		<title>By: Corina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Corina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Liana - yes, I am in fact aware that Alaska receives the same television programs as the rest of the country. I would not, however, be at all surprised to learn if there was some sort of Palin public access pro-abstinence nonsense that went a similar route as Maury&#039;s show. Plus, I&#039;m a snarky kinda gal on occasion! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Liana &#8211; yes, I am in fact aware that Alaska receives the same television programs as the rest of the country. I would not, however, be at all surprised to learn if there was some sort of Palin public access pro-abstinence nonsense that went a similar route as Maury&#8217;s show. Plus, I&#8217;m a snarky kinda gal on occasion! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Liana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Liana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(or whatever the Alaskan version of Maury’s idk who my baby daddy is show…)
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Alaska has the same television shows everyone else in the United States has.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(or whatever the Alaskan version of Maury’s idk who my baby daddy is show…)<br />
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<p>Alaska has the same television shows everyone else in the United States has.
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		<title>By: trashaddict</title>
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		<dc:creator>trashaddict</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How quaint that Popcrunch had to identify her as &quot;Wasilla Latina&quot; Lanesia Garcia.  Very catchy.  Maybe they should refer to Levi as &quot;Wasilla Whitey&quot; or &quot;Caucasian cockmaster&quot;?  
Corina, best post I&#039;ve seen anywhere in MONTHS.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How quaint that Popcrunch had to identify her as &#8220;Wasilla Latina&#8221; Lanesia Garcia.  Very catchy.  Maybe they should refer to Levi as &#8220;Wasilla Whitey&#8221; or &#8220;Caucasian cockmaster&#8221;?<br />
Corina, best post I&#8217;ve seen anywhere in MONTHS.
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		<title>By: Isa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Isa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you have irregular periods it can be difficult to figure out when conception took place. Throw in multiple sex partners and you may not be for sure until the baby is born. 
The doctors can do ultrasounds, but that is not always the best predictor. Someone I know had their due date moved several times because of their irregular periods and the baby had a growth spurt between ultrasounds. 
Anyway, these people are all kinds of messed up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have irregular periods it can be difficult to figure out when conception took place. Throw in multiple sex partners and you may not be for sure until the baby is born.<br />
The doctors can do ultrasounds, but that is not always the best predictor. Someone I know had their due date moved several times because of their irregular periods and the baby had a growth spurt between ultrasounds.<br />
Anyway, these people are all kinds of messed up.
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		<title>By: oduroyal</title>
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		<dc:creator>oduroyal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please let this be true! I love anything that further embarrases the Palins.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please let this be true! I love anything that further embarrases the Palins.
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		<title>By: gretchen</title>
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		<dc:creator>gretchen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh please, what a dipshit...but i guess the picken&#039;s are slim in Alaska...unfortunately she probably loves the douchbag. He got a taste of the spotlight and decided to check out &amp; cash in.  In Alaska he might be considered something special, well welcome to the &#039;lower 48&#039;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh please, what a dipshit&#8230;but i guess the picken&#8217;s are slim in Alaska&#8230;unfortunately she probably loves the douchbag. He got a taste of the spotlight and decided to check out &amp; cash in.  In Alaska he might be considered something special, well welcome to the &#8216;lower 48&#8242;
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		<title>By: Confuzzle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Confuzzle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:lol: Yay for abstinence! Such a successful program!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  Yay for abstinence! Such a successful program!
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		<title>By: mollination</title>
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		<dc:creator>mollination</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know Bristol&#039;s pregnancy did little to change the harcore Palin fans&#039; minds, but it did undeniably put a ding in her road to vice presidency. Do you think that Sarah has some resentment towards Bristol as a result? I bet there is some tension deep in that phony woman&#039;s heart.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know Bristol&#8217;s pregnancy did little to change the harcore Palin fans&#8217; minds, but it did undeniably put a ding in her road to vice presidency. Do you think that Sarah has some resentment towards Bristol as a result? I bet there is some tension deep in that phony woman&#8217;s heart.
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		<title>By: KateNonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kevin Federline, Part II?</description>
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