So, back in the day, there was a thuggy little white boy named Marky Mark. Marky was a rapper whose favorite thing to do was drop his pants during his “rap gig.” This constant pants-dropping (think of him as an early precursor to Taylor Momsen) led to a lucrative gig dropping his pants professionally as the official spokescrotch of Calvin Klein. After that came fame and fortune, and today, Mark Wahlberg is probably one of the best actors of his generation. Somewhere along the way in the beginning, however, Marky wrote his autobiography. And the first line of that book was: “I wanna dedicate this book to my dick.” How does Mark feel about that now? Not so great, actually.

Mark Wahlberg regrets writing his 1992 memoir, “Marky Mark,” and dedicating the book to his penis.

“I thought it would be funny,” he told Time’s Belinda Luscombe during the magazine’s Live 10 Questions panel on Monday. When Luscombe asked if his penis was grateful, the actor fired back, “That is the one question I won’t answer.”

But asked if any musician could convince former rapper Wahlberg to “lay down a rap track with them,” he responded, “If Justin Bieber asks me, I’ll say yes. Only because my daughter loves him.”

[From Page Six]

Marky + The Bieb = MAGIC. OMG, I would totally watch that sh-t!

Anyway, I was going to go on and on about it, but I’ve spent way too much time looking up Mark’s old CK ads. Look at this commercial!! Jesus, he was so f-cking cute.

More ads! Man, he really was lovely when he was a kid, right? He’s still pretty cute now, but DAMN.

Old Calvin Klein ads courtesy of Google.