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Here are some new photos of Jude Law and Sienna Miller aboard a luxury motorboat/yacht off the coast of Ibiza earlier this week, because apparently August is the official month to be on a luxury water vessel, and no one told me! You know what? I’m just going to say it: Jude Law has still got it, and then some. Yes, his hair is thinning. Yes, his arms look strange and… short for his body, maybe? But his golden, furry chest is magic, and I bet he tastes like cocoa butter and sex.
As for Sienna… well:
Yeah. So, she’s enjoying her vacation. It’s been an extended holiday too – I don’t think she’s worked all year! Ah, Sienna. All of that “talent.” Oh, wait. This is her talent. Sitting around yachts and licking people.
This photo makes me fall in love with Jude Law even more. This bastard! I think he’s whispering something naughty to her vadge. Sienna’s vadge is all, “Yeah, I heard that one before, from Balthazar Getty.”
Jude and Sienna on August 3, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.
Written by Kaiser
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Don’t you have to have a job or something before you call it “vacation”? All they do is take vacation.
And wasn’t this idiot whining two months ago about how much the struggle Haiti is breaking her heart? She seems to have gotten over it pretty quickly.
If I’m stuck on a desert island with these two, I’m eating them first. It’s not like they would ever be good for anything.
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Sienna’s got great legs.
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@Diedre I ‘ll cook them for you! what a superficial people, well he is going to be poor soon (he isnt tom cruise or another sell ticket actor) and he is spending all his money on vacation. I wonder how is the little girl in Florida…. maybe in pensacola beach??
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Well, in Italy the entire country goes on vacation. Perhaps it’s the same for Spain.
I’ve never been that attracted to him, and the tryst with the nanny and subsequent random kid that he barely sees is a real turn-off. If there was little attraction before, it’s completely gone now.
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omfg… he’s so damn sexy.
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I didn’t give two shits about him until I saw him in Sherlock Holmes. Damn, he was hot in that.
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His face is like sweet music. The rest of him, well, whatever…
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those are some hot so sexy times right there!
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id kill for her legs.
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id kill to be between HIS legs.
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if there is a more beautoiful sexy couple on the planet i haven’t seen them. these are two people obviously besotted with each other who may be getting married if they aren’t already….they thought they were on a private yacht and could party and have some intimate moments….naive…..the paps had other ideas…..what a world….privacy for these two is very elusive but i wish them all the luck in the world.
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Let me tell you, its a good job he moved to the States, cuz in the UK, he doesn’t have that good of a rep. The well publicised shennanigans with the nannies have not helped his public image, at all.
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Kaiser you are harder on women than you are on men. Sienna sleeps around less than Jude Law. Jude fathered a child with a random one night stand… This means he’s not practicing safe sex (among other conclusions easily drawn)… He’s the slutty one.
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I don’t know if their rep is any better in the states. It ranges from mild disinterest to mild disgust. Most people don’t know or care who Sienna Miller is other than the nasty trollop who has an affair with Balthazar Getty.
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When he plays other people, I think he is hot. When he is just being his sleazy self, I think he’s diseased.
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okay, what’s wrong with his arms?
a post earlier this week said someone else’s arms were weird, too…some guy actor, i forget.
his arms look fine to me-
i have no disgust for either of them.
and i think they are absolutely sexy and gorgeous, even more so when together.
they obviously are a good match-they glow together.
i dont think sienna is all bad as an actress-she was good in Alfie, and decent in Casanova-held her own with Heath Ledger (though the movie was not great, admittedly).
Anyway, I will use that cliche: I don’t get the ‘hate on her’…or him.
They are too bland to be offensive to me personally. And the Getty thing was another situation where the woman was blamed for the whole situation…which is odd to me.
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Good god, sienna really does have a great body. You know, thin but with some shape because of the degree of muscular tone she has. I’m jellie.
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I agree that Kaiser seems to be more lenient towards men, and MaiGirl you hit the nail on the head!
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I think he’s whispering something naughty to her vadge.
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Fine, as long as he doesn’t hear an echo.
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Has she got wee little implants? That snarling (or whatever she’s doing) photo – her chest looks very much like there is an implant sitting right under the skin.
And yes, I too would KILL for her legs.
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i love them together…if the gods had bodies!! LOL….christ, imagine the children of these two. tho suri would always be the epitome of a beautiful child…i’m a future fan of hers, just hope she doesn’t change too much!
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