Jason Bateman doesn’t think men & women can just be friends, with no sex

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Jennifer Aniston is probably going to be getting the bulk of the coverage from the promotional campaign for The Switch, which is too bad. Because it seems like the star, the lead, of the film is Jason Bateman, and La Bateman is lovely and hilarious. Anyway, Aniston and Bateman were together for some of the press recently, and they got some questions about friends with benefits, or that eternal question, “Can you f-ck your friend without it blowing up in your face (and not in the money shot way)?” Jennifer’s reaction was basically yes, a girl can be friends with a dude without him ever trying to bone her (ha), and Jason’s reaction was basically that every dude wants to bone every girl at all times, friends are no exception. It’s kind of funny:

Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman play the best of friends who lurch towards something more in their new romantic comedy ‘The Switch.’ The movie premise allowed the two stars to debate the eternal girl-guy buddy question — can men and women be the best of friends without the physical part?

When posed the question at the film’s press day, Aniston immediately shot out a “Yes!,” adding that she’s had such hands-off friendships that have lasted any temptation.

Bateman just as quickly countered with a “No!” This prompted an hilarious mini-debate.
Aniston said that women are able to walk that no-hanky-panky line better than men.

“It’s hard,” said Aniston. “But I think women have an easier time than men do.”

Bateman countered with his own prolonged answer that had Aniston literally cackling at the interview table.

“I don’t want to make a horrible generalization,” Bateman said, slowly. “But a lot of the guys I’ve met will sleep with pretty much any girl that they meet. And if they are actually good friends with that girl that’s a home run. How can you resist that?”

The sleeping-with-anyone part is something that you just “cannot shut off,” he added. It can remain temporarily off if one or both parties are in a relationship. But that’s really a holding pattern.

“As soon as both are single, you can just kind of start the clock,” Bateman said. “Then you soak it in booze and things happen.”

The explanation brought the house down during a ‘Switch’ press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, Sunday.

Based on the merits of the arguments, it sounds like Bateman carried the day.

[From PopEater]

He’s adorable, right? La Bateman is lovely. Can you imagine how irresistible he was when he was single? Look at those eyes! Sigh… so dreamy.

Also, I mentioned this in the links yesterday, but it’s worth repeating. The long-awaited, dreamed-of and masturbated-to fantasy of an Arrested Development movie is starting to take shape by the day, and in a recent interview, La Bateman discussed a potential role for Aniston. Her? Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time! Ah, AD. Seriously, if they try to jam Aniston in there, I will burn my DVDs. At the time, La Bateman said, “Yeah, actually, there’s a real good part for her in the ‘Arrested Development’ movie. There’s no offers on this one. She’s gonna have to sing for her supper. I don’t know, we’ll see if she’s available. She’s busy. She’s pretty famous; I don’t know if you’ve heard of her. She’s pretty backed up. Hopefully the guy who’s in charge will like her for that part because I’m going to suggest her.” Thankfully, Jason later back-tracked a little, writing on Twitter that he was merely “thinking out loud.” Oh, Jason. You’re too pretty to think.

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Bateman on August 9, 2010, and with his wife on August 7. Credit: WENN.

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  1. denise says:

    That’s untrue, my best friend in high school was a boy , and it was never sexual. Though I’m sure he wanted it to be
    😉

  2. aenflex says:

    Didn’t you ever watch his Punk’d episode, Kaiser? What a disrespectful A-hole he was when he thought no one was watching. I’ve liked him since I was a little girl watching Hogan’s Family but when I saw that Punk’d thing, I had to take a step back. Good actor, funny, yes. Lovely? No…

  3. LuluC72 says:

    Jason Bateman. Loveeeeeeeee!!!

  4. 6 says:

    This is where I think that corny saying really works:

    “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” (had to google it to make sure I got it right)

    Obviously not all men and women think this way but a large majority…..

  5. Cletus says:

    he’s totally right, though. but I don’t think it’s necessarily easier for women to not do it with their hot guy friends. like if i were friends with jason bateman, i would always be trying to put it on him. i’m just saying.

  6. mln says:

    I love JB but this movie with Aniston is killing me, now talking about ruining Arrested Development with Aniston, no, no no.

  7. Karen says:

    @Denise, I think that’s the point La Bateman was trying to make. Yeah, it’s easier for girls to maintain that line in the sand but many guys would be thinking along the lines of your BFF who would have been thrilled to take your relationship to another level.

    Most of the men I’m “friendly” with are the spouses of my friends. And it’s clear that my friendship is with the woman…if she breaks up with him, my allegiance is with her. This is why I think women and men can’t be “just friends” without underlying sexual tension. I want the friendship without the tension…I don’t see that happening. But bravo to those of you who have found it.

    Back to Jason…I thought he was dorky on Silver Spoons and Valerie’s Family but dayum he has grown up to be a smoking hot man!!! Hubba!

  8. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    Maybe true for him, but for some of us, he is incorrect. I have lots of male friends, and never have I had sex with them or entertained the idea of it and the men have never tried.

    It most certainly is possible.

  9. di butler says:

    I enjoy his acting so much, but he doesn’t have a rep for being “lovely.” Asshole who smokes lotsa dope, yes. Lovely, no.

  10. lucy2 says:

    That AD movie better be moving along, they’ve been talking about it for years now, and I can’t wait!!!
    I don’t dislike Jen, but I don’t want her in the movie. I want the core cast, and all the other minor characters who populated that world over the years. Steve Holt!

  11. Jasmin says:

    Aniston is totally unsuited to AD’s comedy type. In fact, stick her in anything that has good writing and she’s pretty much out of her depth. She can stay in rom-com/shitty sitcom land.

  12. dr_bambi says:

    Aenflex, I didn’t see it- can you summarize what happened?

  13. embertine says:

    [token offended queer commentary]Ohmigawd, how appallingly heteronormative![/token offended queer commentary]

    😉

  14. snowball says:

    Er, maybe JA will be okay in the movie? Cripes.

    I don’t know if Jason’s an a-hole or not, but he’s damn funny and his daughter Francesca gives Violet Affleck a run for the Cutest Celeb Kid Ever award.

    I think men and women probably equally would/want to sleep with their friends if it was a “free pass fanstasy” situation, but the men would be much more likely to actually act on it if given the chance.

  15. monsley says:

    I’m not a native English speaker so this may actually be proper usage of the word, but “(…) friends who lurch towards something more(…)” made me lose it. Am I the only one imagining a couple of Igors wobbling along, carrying their jars of brains?

    … OK, maybe I am. Still cracked me up.

    Steve Holt!

  16. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I’m sure JA would do OK in that movie, but I don’t want her to be in it.

    reason 1…I want it to be (as lucy2 said) just the originals from the show, and the peripherals they’ve already introduced.

    reason 2…it seems like (for lack of a better term) a “ratings-grabber” like they did on so many sitcoms…that is, when a sitcom would have an A-lister in a guest spot that could have been filled by ANY working actor.

    Will & Grace was notorious for doing that, mainly (IMO) when their ratings started to fall.

    The only show on which I thought it worked, and was HILARIOUS, was, ironically, when Pitt guest-starred on “Friends”.

    my opinion on her participation aside, I think she’d probably do well in it, as she is a good comedic actress and did well with supporting roles in “Office Space” and “Bruce Almighty”.

  17. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    Thank god he is married, I can only imagine the ridiculous faux-mance she would have tried to whip up for this movie.

    Love AD, btw, but while I think Jen can be funny sometimes, it just wouldn’t work for her at all.

  18. snowball says:

    Okay, to clarify, which I should have done before I zapped off to another post.

    I don’t think JA belongs in an Arrested Development movie, at least not as anything beyond a walk through, “hey…was that?” sort of thing. Anything more than that makes it a cameo appearance and I hate those. Total stunts. She had nothing to do with the series, it’s not her type of humor anyway. So I agree, she’s a no go there.

    I was referring to the pans she may already be getting to her role in The Switch and even then, looking upthread, it looks like there was just one. (blush) Okay, back to your regularly scheduled snark..

  19. The Bobster says:

    It only works for the guy if the woman is unattractive. The rest we pretty much want to nail.

  20. RHONYC says:

    ahhh, jay bate.

    from ‘silver spoons’ (i know…criminal) to ‘couples retreat’….he could STILL get it.

    meow. ;-*

  21. Mairead says:

    It is theoretically possible. I’ve managed it myself! The fact that I am extremely unattractive did help though 😉

    “Never” or “ever” are odd qualifiers. I’ve had male friends that out of idleness or lack of other suitable distractions, I would have found attractive, but certainly never enough to entertain pushing it further. If you value the friendship it is a very bad idea to try and push it further; I’ve found that if men think (even if it’s only in their imagination!) you fancied them for 5 minutes, then you’re holding a torch for them forever. 🙄

  22. Nadia says:

    I want to be friends with Jason Bateman.

  23. Lin99 says:

    Pretty much all of my close friends are men, men I’ve known since we were children (I was a huge tomboy) My only girlfriends are their spouses…..I have had at least 5 of them admit that if I had given them the green light at some point they would have gone for it. It never happened and they are good friends with my husband now….I think it’s pretty normal to have a crush on your friend….but “You don’t fuck someone you’ve known since the first grade”

  24. Liana says:

    My best friend for many years was a guy. Never wanted to have sex with him, not sure how he felt. But he also managed to be good friends with my boyfriend/husband and was set to be Art’s best man… but then he died. And I miss him every day. Sorry for being maudlin. Been thinking about him a lot lately.

  25. Hautie says:

    I read in a interview with Aniston, that her and Jason had been buddies/friends since the early 90’s. She spoke about parties and them hanging out. How crazy and funny he was in those years.

    So what the real questions would be, was when did they shag? You realize that she probably has already had that! Most likely before Pitt.

  26. OC lady says:

    @Hautie. I thought he was gay? I have no clue, actually. Ages ago, I saw a pic of him kissing Dustin Hoffman at the Lakers game and it might have been a joke . . . someone can probably clue me in.

    I liked him in Up in the Air and Extract, but I just don’t see him as leading man material? He seems more of an ensemble player to me. And, I’ve already said it, but The Switch looks pretty awful. I’m surprised he would pick something that bad.

  27. Henriette says:

    So… how did this hottie end up married to the extremely average-lookin’ wife? Sure, she’s Paul Anka’s daughter and thus loaded, but still… Surely there are many rich AND pretty girls in LA?!

  28. Tvannie says:

    Didn’t we cover this in “When Harry Met Sally”?

  29. Aitch says:

    yes, excellent point, all covered in When Harry met Sally 🙂

  30. Anj says:

    urrrrrm i have many “guy” friends. I have done sleepover with many but never gone into sex thing with friends. sorry bateman but there are some still descent people in this world who dont think 24 hours of sex sex sex.

  31. Raven says:

    The Bobster (post 19) is correct. While I believe ladies can maintain that line, men will eventually want to sleep with their attractive female friends.

    Some of the female comments here are stating “That’s ridiculous. I have several male friends and nothing hasn’t happened.” Men may not ACT on it, but they sure as hell have thought about it.

    My lab partner is college (Biology) was a lesbian. Very attractive. We’d grab a beer or lunch after class sometimes. Yep, I wanted to nail her too. (G)

  32. raincoaster says:

    That’s my favorite last line of all time.

  33. your momma says:

    er-yeah hes generalising, he seems to assume all people are heterosexual in his lil analysis. Hense he sounds like an asshole.

  34. bloobloo says:

    I would imagine all men and women probably think about having sex with those friends they are attracted to…whether or not it actually happens. I suspect the threshold for acting on it is higher for women. I have had lots of male friends and most have fancied me and vice verswa at some point. Timing, it can be the difference between a best friend and a husband….