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Joseph Gordon Levitt is a hot piece, plus SuperBlaster Quickies Hot Guy Thursday

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Seriously, how cute is Joseph Gordon Levitt? I’m totally on baord with him these days, for real. Ever since I saw (500) Days of Summer, I can’t get enough. What a lovely performance he gave! How sweet and funny and sexy and lovely. Sigh… my imaginary boyfriend. These are photos of him on the New York set of his new film, Premium Rush yesterday. Love the buzz cut and the red shirt and the fact that he looks like he’s munching on something in these photos, because it makes me think about him munching on something else (hint: do you really need a hint?).

Anyway, JGL’s not really doing anything newsworthy enough for this post except stand around and look lovely. So why not do a little mini-Hot Guy post – Hot Guy Thursday SuperBlaster Quickies!

Here are some new photos of Benicio del Toro yesterday at a screening in London. Yes, he looks mangy, and yes, that’s a f-cking trucker’s cap. But I would still nail it to the wall.

NEW YORK - AUGUST 11: Benicio Del Toro attends the Film Society of Lincoln Center screening of 'Enter The Void' at the Walter Reade Theater on August 11, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Dario Cantatore/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - AUGUST 11: Benicio Del Toro attends the Film Society of Lincoln Center screening of 'Enter The Void' at the Walter Reade Theater on August 11, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Dario Cantatore/Getty Images)

Next, we have a special request from Stacie, who scans our tabloids every week. She has a Lord of the Rings fetish (I know), and she requested some *choke* Orly Bloom. And no, Stacie, I am NOT going to put up a photo of Orly with his elf ears! Of course, she also wanted some Sean Bean and Viggo Mortensen, which I completely cosign:

LOS ANGELES - DECEMBER 3:  (L-R)  Actors Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom butt heads at the premiere of 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King' at the Mann Village Theatre, December 3, 2003 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES - DECEMBER 3:  (L-R)  Actor Viggo Mortensen kisses actor Orlando Bloom at the premiere of 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King' at the Mann Village Theatre, December 3, 2003 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

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JGL in NYC on August 11, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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55 Responses to “Joseph Gordon Levitt is a hot piece, plus SuperBlaster Quickies Hot Guy Thursday”

  1. mln says:

    Viggo is hot I especially love him in A History of Violence and Walk on the Moon as the blouse man.Yummy.
    Sean Bean is creepy.

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  2. meme says:

    I’ll take Viggo, the rest do nothing for me.

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  3. emine says:

    does anybody else see how much he looks like heath ledger?

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  4. Praise St. Angie! says:

    whoa…how old is that Sean Bean pic? because you KNOW he doesn’t look that good these days.

    viggo…yum.

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  5. CT says:

    Kaiser, I am totally, 100% on board with Hot Guy Whatever-Days. Maybe Every-Day?!?! Ugh. But it needs more Jason Statham to be taken seriously.

    KEEP THE MAN PARADE COMING!

    (Oh, haha. That’s funny on several, dirty levels.)

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  6. denise says:

    Benecio del Toro, yuck never found him attractive.

    @ Emine Yes, Joseph is Heath ledger 2.0

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  7. Lucy says:

    Benicio AND Viggo?! Num, I can fantasize on my way to work.

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  8. canadianchick says:

    Thanks Kaiser! Ahhh to Viggo and Orly.

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  9. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    Not excited by this bunch at all.

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  10. jeane says:

    Yes, he’s totally starting to look more and more like Heath Ledger! It wasn’t there a few years ago, weird.

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  11. Stephy2485 says:

    Oh. Em. Gee.
    I’m so glad someone noticed the resemblance to Heath Ledger!!
    I’ve been saying this to my friends for AGES but no one sees it…Glad to know I’m not crazy! lol

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  12. stinabelle says:

    JGL is beautiful, funny, intelligent, and he speaks French!

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  13. Eileen says:

    You can never have enough Hot Guy Days! How about every day o’the week that ends in ‘y’?
    Also-could you include a little Matthew Macfadyen or Joseph Finnes next time for me? Pretty please?

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  14. Atticus says:

    JGL and Heath Ledger co-starred in 10 Things I Hate About You…love that movie.

    I saw JGL on some talk show, The View I think, and thought he seemed a little nuts-o. But he sure has become quite the hottie. Would not have seen that coming from his 3rd Rock From The Sun days.

    mln, LOVE Viggo in those movies!

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  15. Kitten says:

    JGL JGL JGL. That is all.
    And the French? My god, that is hotness.

    Viggo has the most amazing-looking face-it’s just so sculptural, but not exactly do-able per se.

    I used to like Benicio del Torro but these days he looks like he would have dirty feet and ball cheese. PASS.

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  16. Kolby says:

    Meh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s eyes are too beady for me.

    Is it wrong that I’d prefer more Efron?

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  17. WonderWomanKinky says:

    Am I the only one that is puzzled by the Benecio Del Torro attraction? He is an ugly man. Yuk.

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  18. di butler says:

    JGL-looks like a young, goofier version of George W. Bush.

    I like his acting, just find him somewhat unfortunately awkward.

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  19. Green Is Good says:

    You can never have enough Viggo.

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  20. marge says:

    by the rate this is going, my guess is that by Xmas we’ll be enjoying “every day hot guy day”

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  21. Stacie says:

    I make no apologies for my LOTR fetish! And I will make you appreciate the beauty that is Orlando. Resistance is futile. Just look at that smile when Viggo is kissing him! :)

    As for Sean Bean haters, please watch a movie of his called The Dark. He looks really good in it. Then after you watch it, explain it to me because it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

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  22. I Choose Me says:

    Back off ladies. JGL’s all mine! At least in my dirty, dirty fantasies. Oh and you guys should check out his website hitRecord.org You get to hear his lovely, lovely voice. He’s very expressive and articulate and seems so fun and down to earth. And yeah it’s uncanny how much he reminds of Heath whose death is the only celeb death that has ever hit me so hard. Thanks for the Thursday morning hotness Kaiser. You rock!

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  23. seVen says:

    Oh Viggo! That man is one fine piece. As Kaiser says… I’d nail it to a wall.. meow

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  24. nel says:

    no benicio, no sean bean, no orlando boom.

    yes to viggo and HELL yes to joseph :)

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  25. kelbear says:

    The buzz cut makes him %100 more sexier!

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  26. denise says:

    @ Seven

    LOL!!

    You’re a dirty birdie.
    ;)

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  27. Sumodo1 says:

    Love love love Viggo. Thank you! I heard from Exene Cervenka’s (his ex, BTW) personal manager that he is hot beyond belief in person, as in, you will get woozy in the head.

    Now that we have Viggo, a “thinking woman’s supercrush,” next week, may we please have another?

    Aaron Eckhart!

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  28. Tina says:

    I’ve never appreciated a Thursday more. Thank You!

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  29. yupilltakehim says:

    Joseph Gordon Levitt is HOTT!! yummy
    I see the Heath Ledger resemblance in him too…

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  30. Eden says:

    JGL looks hot,love the buzz cut and I too loved him in 500 days of summer and then FELL in love with him when he hosted SNL.
    He so totally went for it in all the skits and my God, that boy is talented.

    Viggo is beautiful and manly and has sex in his eyes..
    Orlando Bloom is just to pretty and elfin for me..I like my men a little rougher and rawer looking, aka Benicio!!

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  31. Cafe' Brown says:

    I love me some Joseph Gordon Levitt X)!and i agree with #3 and # 31 he looks like Heath Ledger.

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  32. melinda says:

    These guys don’t do anything for me. What about some Jon Hamm or John Corbett?

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  33. texasmom says:

    JGL is starting to look like a crabby Keanu to me.

    Viggo is the one that captures my heart. . . among other things.

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  34. Alice says:

    Nice selection Kaiser!

    Totally with you on the Levitt vibe.

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  35. Atticus says:

    Sumodo1: co-sign on Aaron Eckhart

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  36. Anoni Mus says:

    Lovin’ the hot guy whateverdays! Keep em coming.

    My fave today: Viggo. Thinking woman’s crush indeed!

    Benicio is sexy/ugly. I wouldn’t do him but can see why others would!

    Sean Bean was hot back in the day!

    And Joseph Gordon Levitt I can do without. He looks to plain to me. Sorry. So does Orlando BTW. But to each their own. I love that we all have different tastes!

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  37. original kate says:

    “Viggo is hot I especially love him in A History of Violence”

    word.

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  38. Gabby says:

    Ok.. I sont know if you are still taking requests but htere are some really hot guys on tv, that pass under the radar sometimes, so here’s my list:

    CW dudes: Jensen Ackles, Tom Welling and Justin Hartley.

    Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Victor Webster(Charmed).

    The dude that plays werewolf Alcide(True Blood). And ERIC obviously!!!!!!!

    And since I already declared my love for him earlier today, this one doesnt really go under the radar, but more pics of him are always welcomed: Matt Damon!

    I’ll think of some more later. Too many hot guys out there. =)

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  39. Kiska says:

    Please put on Eddie Vedder as hot guy numero uno. He encompasses all that I find attractive in a man.

    p.s. thank you!

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  40. Bored@Work says:

    Benicio always remind me of Brad Pitt for some reason. I love Joseph Gordon Levitt even as a romantic dork on 10 things I hate about you. I am a gronw ass woman now and that is still one of my favorite movies.

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  41. Mairead says:

    @ Bored – I find it really interesting that you say that. I thought that in ‘Burn After Reading’ (and during the filming) Brad looked an awful lot like Benicio. And I did not like it one little bit!!!

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  42. Sans says:

    Inception shouldve read….

    Inception….of sexy ass men. JGL, Cillian Murphy, Leo, and the dude going on about gayness …..LOL.

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  43. eja102 says:

    JGL is totally gay.

    there is a god.

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  44. Tiffany says:

    Kaiser,

    Keeps these suggestions in mind for tomorrow.

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  45. Bella Bella says:

    “But I would still nail it to the wall.”

    And that Ladies and Gents is why Kaiser is my FAVORITE!

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  46. Emily says:

    Okay, JGL is officially making me question my sexuality. God he’s gorgeous. I had a dream about him, Spike from Buffy and some random ginger chick the other night… Yum.

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  47. gretchen says:

    But I would still nail it to the wall.

    yes, i agree……..yes….yes….YES!!!

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  48. Kate says:

    Give me Viggo and JGL; the rest can go home to momma! (Except maybe Sean Bean when he’s dressed as Boromir.)

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  49. trashaddict says:

    Me love boxer shorts YUM YUM

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  50. Fiona says:

    He is the spitting image of Heath Ledger.Since JGL and Heath Ledger co-starred in “10 Things I Hate About You” I started to notice the ressemblance, and he is only 3 years younger than Heath although he looked much younger…

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  51. ChinaCat says:

    @Kitten…
    “…dirty feet and ball cheese…”

    OMG that’s too funny!

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