Apr 29
'08
Ashton Kutcher likes to pee outside everywhere & has webbed feet
'08
Written by Helen
Posted in Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Gross
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haha, the headline looks like something little kids say when they are teasing each other.
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I’ve been known to pee outside & I have webbed feet. Demi & Ashton can have each other. He is beyond annoying & self-absorbed & she is just as self-obsessed. Ugh
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“Women earn their own money now, some of them even get paid more than men.” Well said Helen!
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My step dad likes to pee outside, I think it is a wierd hick guy thing, and Ashton is a hick. Isn’t he from like Wyoming or Wisconsin or someplace kind of out there?
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If you have really webbed feet, the docs usually separate the toes without even asking the parents.
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My husband too likes to pee outside while he’s taking our dogs out.
Men are such strange creatures.
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not true, Karen……I also have webbed feet, and the doctor didn’t separate them w/o asking the parents…..I also was born in the ’60s, so maybe it was more of an issue back then.
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DO NOT badmouth The Bruce! I’ve had an unhealthy Oedipal crush on him since the age of, say, seven when I first saw Die Hard. Peepaw is still yummers!
(Don’t give me that “bad parenting” speech, I grew up allright.)
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I pee outside sometimes. No big deal. I DO NOT have webbed feet though.
I think he was talking about those ostentatious women who drive escalades and have a down payment (or more) on their finger as though it’s a sign of love or class. It’s a sign of materialism and narcisism.
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Baseball bat to the side of the head will save the world from Ashton Kutcher. He’s cute, but a mental black hole- has a thing for liver spots too, I guess.
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I read the whole article he wrote, and there’s actually a lot I agree with. The jewelry part was the worst. I wouldn’t hate Ashton based on that quote.
(I would, however, hate Ashton based on his inane giggles on “Punk’d,” and his sometimes mean-spirited tricks. Still, given that I’ve only ever watched 2 episodes, I don’t care enough to hate him).
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When we go to our house in the country, my son and I pee outside quite a bit. It has more to do with being out and exploring the property and not wanting to go back inside.
Who am I kidding? I also do outside of my home in the big city. Before I go out for a run, I realize that I didn’t empty myself and go on the side of the house.
You women are just jealous because we can. Between that and not having a glass ceiling, being a guy is pretty cool.
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I love to pee outside, too. I have been doing it ever since I was 12 years old. I think it is a guy thing. You can watch the long arc of urine & see how far you can shoot it. I love the fact of being able to drain out in the yard.
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Why would I “hate” Ashton Kucher? I’ve never even met the guy. Personally, think someone who “has to pee outside everywhere” sounds pretty damned funny!!!
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