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Apr 30
'08
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz starring in new Newlyweds?



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Written by JayBird

Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson, Pete Wentz, Reality Shows

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16 Responses to “Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz starring in new Newlyweds?”

  1. how tall is pete wentz? geezus.

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  2. That marriage is NOT going to last long!

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  3. Yeah, that sounds like a GREAT idea!

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  4. Well everybody knows how that will end,just ask sister Jessica,Carmen Electra and that Travis Baker.

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  5. How did Pete Wentz manage to find too short trousers being his height (see picture above)?
    It is a mystery.

    My answer would be child department.

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  6. According to IMDB, Ashlee is 5′6 1/2″ and Pete is 5′7″. Since any measurement a man gives you can be reduced by at least 2″ to get the right number, he’s actually 5′5″. And since women dating small men usually shave a little off their height in order to not seem so tall, she’s actually 5′8″. Add in 3″ heels, and she towers over him.

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  7. why were all these B listers and D listers (heidi montog etc) at the white house dinner thing?

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  8. Those pants might not be too short. Looks like he has them hiked up like an old geezer. He looks shorter than me. Heehee. He probably has the hiked up like that to appear that he is tall.
    Celebitchy, that was said perfectly. Surely they are not stupid enough to go along with this.

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  9. AC: cuz w doesn’t like his intellect challenged. so they invited lots of stupid people.

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  10. Man those two are ugly. Let’s hope she’s not pregnant.

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  11. who cares about the Simpsons? If we all stop watching them they will go away….I mean really who cares? The next thing you know there will be a show about the mom and dad didn’t she already have her own show….We should boycott MTV they really will put ANYTHING on the air.

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  12. I don´t think Joe´s lil girls would even want to stand up to their father!
    I think they really love that kind of attention and I think if Jessica could, she would do it all over again!
    I bet 10 bucks she will be all jealous of her lil sis and all…lmao
    especially if Ashely´s is REALLY pregnant (i am confused here, is she?)
    But honestly I think they will SOOOO DO IT! What does this ppl have to loose?
    After all the main thing Ashley and Pete have in common is that both had just like 1 hit single…lmao

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  13. dancingnancie81:

    It’s always amazing to me the amount of shit fake online personalities can throw around - but in this case you’ve managed to awe me in that instead of your shit being flung at deserving target hanger-on Papa Joe, you choose semi successful daughter and super successful Fall Out Boy founder. Get your “shit” in order, morons.

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  14. Because I say So:

    they are both disgusting to me. I hate MTV and all it spawns with a passion :evil:

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  15. stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab
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  16. “super successful Fall Out Boy founder” now that was SUPER amusing! OH MY GOOOOSH you guys,I AM SORRY! He is sooo SUPER!

    * SUPER UGLY!

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