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	<title>Comments on: Scarlett Johannson&#8217;s first video can&#8217;t make up for her terrible music</title>
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		<title>By: MSat</title>
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		<dc:creator>MSat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 18:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good god, she sucks. As someone who tried to get a recording career going when I was younger, this type of situation is sickening. SHe&#039;s totally cashing in on her actress fame to put out a piece of crap album. Boo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good god, she sucks. As someone who tried to get a recording career going when I was younger, this type of situation is sickening. SHe&#8217;s totally cashing in on her actress fame to put out a piece of crap album. Boo.
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		<title>By: AC</title>
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		<dc:creator>AC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 02:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is a case of a song that coule have  been enhanced by the video... but instead its a lackluster one. So it doesn&#039;t help in the slightest... boring.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is a case of a song that coule have  been enhanced by the video&#8230; but instead its a lackluster one. So it doesn&#8217;t help in the slightest&#8230; boring.
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		<title>By: Amanda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW, That&#039;s just plain aweful!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOW, That&#8217;s just plain aweful!
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		<title>By: Tanya</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tanya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 09:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was a fuckin&#039; shocker. Beyond bad!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was a fuckin&#8217; shocker. Beyond bad!
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		<title>By: Izzie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Izzie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 03:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She sounds like another crappy contestant on American Idol, doing a terrible cover of an amazingly accomplished artist who is nearly impossible to cover respectfully.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She sounds like another crappy contestant on American Idol, doing a terrible cover of an amazingly accomplished artist who is nearly impossible to cover respectfully.
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		<title>By: Mairead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mairead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thought I&#039;d come back and listen to it again.  It really IS starting to grow on me.  :mrgreen: 
And am I right in thinking that the legend that is David Bowie is singing on it too? 8O  *worship*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thought I&#8217;d come back and listen to it again.  It really IS starting to grow on me.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
And am I right in thinking that the legend that is David Bowie is singing on it too? <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />  *worship*
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		<title>By: Anna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor Tom Waits...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor Tom Waits&#8230;
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mairead, spot on! When I listened to it first, it immediately reminded me of Femme Fatale, especially at the beginning. I love the sort of broken rawness in her voice. I really really like this and agree with Melissa that if people heard it without knowing who it was, they might have a different opinion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mairead, spot on! When I listened to it first, it immediately reminded me of Femme Fatale, especially at the beginning. I love the sort of broken rawness in her voice. I really really like this and agree with Melissa that if people heard it without knowing who it was, they might have a different opinion.
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		<title>By: Mairead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mairead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t think it was too bad- it had a kind of Nico vibe to it.  I&#039;ve a feeling it&#039;ll be a grower.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t think it was too bad- it had a kind of Nico vibe to it.  I&#8217;ve a feeling it&#8217;ll be a grower.
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		<title>By: Melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love it.  If she WEREN&#039;T Scarlett Johansson, everyone else would love it too.

Her vocals may be flawed, but this music is for people who appreciate artists like Tom Waits, and it&#039;s beautiful.  The video is paced well and beautifully shot, though the content lacks meaning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love it.  If she WEREN&#8217;T Scarlett Johansson, everyone else would love it too.</p>
<p>Her vocals may be flawed, but this music is for people who appreciate artists like Tom Waits, and it&#8217;s beautiful.  The video is paced well and beautifully shot, though the content lacks meaning.
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