I really shouldn’t come out against OK! Magazine. They’re trying, they’re doing their best to be both an ass-kissing budget People Mag, while still retaining the cheap, cheesiness of a tabloid like Star Magazine. OK does get some exclusives, mostly from Kendra Wilkinson and the Kardashians, and occasionally they break a decent story. But I’ve been hearing for months that OK is on the verge of bankruptcy, and that there isn’t enough money coming in to support this schizophrenic half-tabloid/half-celebrity-ass-kiss magazine. So how, I wonder, are they going to get $1 million for Lindsay Lohan’s interview?
That’s right. According to many sources, Lindsay has sold her first post-jail/post-rehab interview to OK Magazine. For $1 million! Oh, this crackhead.
Lindsay Lohan has been offered $1 million for her first post-jail interview by OK! magazine, sources tell the Hollywood Reporter. She is also set to collect a slew of appearance fees and paychecks for stories of her time inside.
The first interview could come sooner than expected as Lindsay is set for an early release from rehab, possibly later this week. She left jail and entered rehab on August 2 and was supposed to stay for 90 days.
Doctors reportedly think her drug and psychiatric problems require less inpatient care than previously thought, but a judge will have to sign off on an early release from her rehab sentence.
While Lindsay will be shooting two low-budget films (‘Inferno’ and ‘Machete’) after rehab, her real source of income will be non-film work, sources tell THR. Just before her incarceration, Lindsay shot a series of Facebook greeting card messages and did several nearly-nude photo shoots.
She also tweeted ads for money and did a paid milkshake shop appearance.
[From Huffington Post]
And that’s what all of this has been about – Lindsay needs to make some money. Lindsay needs to hustle. The crackhead is doing fine, according to Mother Crackhead, just as long as the money keeps coming in. Speaking of Mother Crackhead, I would love to know how she’s been supporting herself in this past year. Lindsay hasn’t had that much money coming in, and I have no idea if she’s been paying Dina’s bills all this time.
By the way, you know that Lindsay was keeping a Jailhouse Crackhead Diary too, right? And that some tabloid is probably going to publish it. It’s going to be epic, you know.
My favorite photos of Lindsay ever, from October 2009. Credit: WENN.
OH FFS!
Who cares what lies she has to tell us? Seriously is that interview worth 1 million? Jail, apparently was the best thing for her. Gee, if we could all get $1million when we f*ck up!
and I’m sure the first thing she’ll do is pay all of her creditors.
(hey! stop laughing!)
Infuriating.
I’ll believe it when I see it. What’s left to tell when Dina and Michael Lohan will spill the beans for far less money?
Its beyond Infuriating.
I dont buy this magazine and hopefully nobody else will.
How sickening is it that this worthless thing only served a fraction of her sentence and will now make money off of it?
Do they really think they’ll sell that many copies? She was only in there for a couple of weeks, with preferential treatment. how much will she really have to say? The girl is a talentless, washed up, tabloid joke, nothing worth writing about. Most people only read her stories to get their daily chuckle.
The gravy train has just started to come in!
She deserves it as people are obviously interested.
It will be interesting to see what she says about her problems now. Also if she talks about her sentence and the judge.
This will be her first SOBER interview in a loong time.
It could be next week’s issue if she gets out on Friday.
I’ve heard from many places that she’s millions in debt, so this doesn’t really upset me. She’ll still be millions in debt.
Time to boycott any magazine that pays her. ( Yea… like I’ve ever bought OK or People but somebody does.)
Did she have something done to her cheeks as well as her lips?
Somebody please tell me how/why she ended up looking so awful in these pics?
I gotta stop reading about this crackhead. It just pisses me off to no end.
don’t worry. she will be dead by the end of the year.
How old is duck lips? She looks 55.
This is wonderful news. Rock on Lindsay!
And I am looking for a 2nd job. Amazing!!!
jeebus, how much self tanner did she put on in these photos? she looks like she rolled her face in mud.
LOL@ Innocent aka Dina
A sober interview…WOW, what an accomplishment! If only everyone would set such goals.
and Simone, I hope you’re right. enough is enough. Im all for the boycotting anything she is in.
I seriously hope all the people she owes money too can collect on this somehow, though it probably won’t even cover her debts.
Sadly, we all know she’ll blower her cash on self-tanners, dirty leggings, and Fudgy the Whale cakes. Oh, and drugs.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Pathetic, but right. We all knew she’d score big post-jail and post-rehab. What a joke. I wonder how long it’ll take her and her crazy family to blow through that wad of cash? At least maybe she’ll be able to buy the good stuff for awhile.
ugh…makes me wish son of sam laws would apply to this kind of crap…
Her lips look like an enflamed hemmorhoid in the cover pic.
🙁
We all get angry over the antics of this pathetic waste of flesh but damn if we aren’t still reading & commenting on these blog posts about her. Lohan is the perfect example of the car crash that we slow down and stare at…hoping for some sick reason to see some blood. I’m not casting stones….I’m reading about her, too. But like others here said, I won’t PAY to read about her. I just read these Internet blogs and get all the gossip I could ask for. I have some standards…low as they may be!
She looks liked boiled shit here :/
@ her getting 1 mill = as if we needed another reminder as to what’s wrong with our culture. Kind of sick, when you think abt all the job loss, homelessness, despair, etc. She is not looking well in those pics.
Hey Bobster- kind of down on 55 yr olds aren’t you???? I’m 54 and look WAY better and sadly ( for her,) younger than that crackapalooza.
1 million dollars spent on cocaine and lipo. just watch.
Looks like someone sewed her asshole right on to her face.
@ Eileen : Right?!? These pictures are freaking me ouuut!!! I watched Mean Girls last night and she was so damn cute! And now, although she is considerably younger than me, she looks at least ten years older and all kinds of strung out! Sad.
I’d never ever believe she was in her 20’s if I met her on the street.
I can’t find one pic of her hero 70 something Ann Margaret where AM doesn’t look younger, classier, and less surgicized.
Lindsay could be getting released from UCLA tonight and becoming an outpatient.
The court hearing it taking place now
TMZ and Radar is proving updates
Thank you, Celebitchy, for the awesome cracky photos <3 😆
I don’t know – maybe Lohans are the ones who spread those rumors about some magazine idiots that are willing to pay millions for her interview?
Because WHAT WILL SHE SAY? What NEW can she say? No one is interested in another: “I’m innocent. I didn’t do nothing wrong. I don’t have addictions. Judge was too harsh”. Because that’s what she will say. Some 2 weeks in rehab won’t make her to realize her actions and why they came. And i will not even open Internet page if i saw something like that in the title. Not even talking about buying magazine.
Because who cares? I’ve heard it all before.
They need to take out from her confessions and truth. About everything that went. But she is still in denial. And always will be. And even for the money she will not say that she has problems. That’s why I don’t understand that idiots who want to pay her money for interview.
Yeah, because if there was a faint possibility she may have woken up in jail & rehab – then getting $1 million (to start with) is going to wreck that.
Lindsay’s vile self-entitled superior crackheadness will be back in full force
I hate to say it but it really does seem that she is above justice…
“Speaking of Mother Crackhead, I would love to know how she’s been supporting herself in this past year.”
Midnight Madness Shoe-han yard sales.
What’s with Lindsay’s Cheeto Dust face powder, in those photos where she’s on her way to a Plushies meeting?
She’ll only blow it on booze and dope she needs something to feed her and pay for her habit
Debbie
@lucy2 –Fudgey The Whale! Blew my mind! Save it for your stand up act….
I want to read her jail diary, it’s going to be interesting, but I won’t pay to read it. The way her mind works reminds me of an immature and uninformed high school student. Quite fascinating how celebrities become so engrossed in themselves and their fantasy world.
Priceless!
She’s looking like a 50-something 5$ Hooker after a particularly tough shift – and still thinks she looks good.
1 million up her nose or down her throat. I call for a boycott for all things Linday Lohan. Those pictures remind me of the movie “What Ever Happened To Baby Jane”. And no Dina not because she is a great actress like Bette Davis. It’s because she looks so freakin scary.
a/w Sasha – she’ll have blown it all within a few weeks anyway.
Then she’ll have to start stealing other people’s stuff again.
Bitch didn’t even do any real time! A few weeks away from the paparazzi – boo hoo! She hasn’t learned anything. Shame on OK mag, they really must be struggling for readership.
Dear New Judge,
Please do not let Lindsay out of rehab early.
TY!
I hope it’s a rumor started by Dina.
She should at least have to do 45 days which is their standard treatment term according to publications.
Dina was desperate for free ice cream so maybe no-one is paying her bills.
Dina always sounds odd (more then stoned odd) as if English is not her native language. Her syntex is off & she struggles for words. Maybe it is her (sniff sniff) habits but I noticed it again when she was on TV excusing Lindsay & villianizing the judge the other day.
Spread the word. Not one of those issues of OK! magazine is to be purchased.
This really answered my problem, thank you!