Can I take off my Brangaloonie tin foil cap and my beige potato sack smock for a moment? Because I’d really like to compliment Jennifer Aniston on something. Her film (jointly with Jason Bateman), The Switch, is coming out on Friday, tomorrow, and we’ve yet to see some well-timed, grainy, sketchy photo-op of Jennifer on some “date” with someone high-profile. There has been no new boyfriend rolled out in People Magazine. There’s been very little in the way of speculation ever since that Christopher Gartin stuff went down last month. This is progress, for real. She’s selling her film without selling a romance in her private life. She’s also sold the film without giving half a dozen interviews where she spouts New Age bumper stickers – PROGRESS!
So it almost kills my Aniston buzz to read this week’s Star Magazine story – according to their sources, Aniston might be back with John Mayer. Oh, girl. NO. According to The Frisky and Jezebel (who have coverage of Star’s story), Jennifer and John reunited after they spent “months” reconnecting on the phone, having “deep talks,” and after he “wooed her with gifts.” Finally, Aniston gave it up when he sent a private jet for her to come meet him in New York. They met at the Four Seasons in New York, and John serenaded her as he strummed his guitar. And they ordered room service too. Apparently, he apologized for being a jerk, etc. She’s been wearing the Rolex he allegedly gave her, and a source says, “No one’s seen Jen this happy in a while.” So… is the reason we haven’t seen Aniston out and about with a new guy because she’s been shame-f-cking Mayer? Eh. I want to think she’s smarter than that, honestly.
And maybe she is getting smart – some random internet report (that’s being picked up everywhere) claims that Aniston is now dating some random “wealthy European banker.” Something about her finally wanting a relationship with someone low-key and out of the spotlight. That would be my recommendation for her honestly, and if this “wealthy European banker” is the real deal, it will be interesting to see how it plays out. I think she would work well with someone inside the industry, but just not an actor – like a producer or agent or screenwriter. Someone with a flexible schedule with similar interests, you know?
Header: Aniston on August 16, 2010. Credit: WENN. Vintage Mayer & Aniston in Miami in May 2008, credit: Bauer-Griffin.
What’s up with her hair? Has she quit coloring it?
What is up with that top? Is it a dressmaker’s pattern form that she snatched? Please don’t tell me that she paid a lot of money for that –
Oh please, every week one of the tabloids have her connected to someone from her past.
I am just surprise the tabloids are not trying to sell the secret Pitt hookups since Angie is in Europe promoting her film.
O.K., so she was on Chelsea Lately last night and I have to say- I couldn’t figure her out. She almost seemed drunk to me; She was coherant, but really different from how she usually comes across. Maybe she was just relaxed because she likes Chelsea, but she had this bawdy, kind of loud laugh and it seemed off somehow. She also had on more make up than usual and it looked kind of aging on her- I don’t know, I like J.A., it just seemed wierd. Maybe it’s the residual shame of being back with icky doucheboy.(!)
ooooh! a “brangeloonie tin foil cap”! want one!!!
I thought John Mayer was still peeing on Taylor Swift (on the down low)?
“I thought John Mayer was still peeing on Taylor Swift (on the down low)?”
LOL!!
Oh wait… I meant ewwwwwww….
I doubt she’d want him back, and I doubt he’d be interested either, he seems all about use ’em and lose ’em.
I think she’d be better off with a low profile person too, but it’s all just the usual speculation.
I think that guy Chris was supposed to be her fallback guy but it backfired when his wife started talking to the tabs. But I do give her props for standing on her own after that debacle and the movie is supposed to be OK. As for her getting with John Mayer that would be so stupid I mean she is 41 right?
I hope she is either single or that the wealthy banker is real.
Leave this woman alone!! She is single and can date who ever she wants.
Hahahaha, brangaloonie tin foil cap + beige potato sack smock, its kills me hahaha. Seriously, I’m not used to this kind of hearty laughter/pleasant amusement. Even the other readers (most) are clever and funny. *resumes chuckling*. And my props to the girl who a couple days ago said she’d do alex skarsgard on the ikea furniture, twice if he wore fangs. I lmfao all over the place
i like jennifer . she has her on life . you go
those roots!
uh, John Mayer is boinking the supposed sweet lil Taylor Swift, so count him out.
Looks like Kat von D knows where to go when Jesse is done with her.
I’m betting it’s “no one”.
“What is up with that top? Is it a dressmaker’s pattern form that she snatched? Please don’t tell me that she paid a lot of money for that”
yeah, I didn’t like it when I saw it the first time (in the pics on this site) because it doesn’t flatter the boobs, it FLATTENS the boobs. and now that I see those seams, it DOES look like something a dressmaker would have. uggo.
Jennifer isn’t dating anybody. Her MO is to show off her relationships when she’s promoting a film. Look at her semi-fake relationship with Gerard Butler. Eventhough they were just f*ck buddies they pulled out all of the stops to make it seem like they were a real couple. In a moment of desperation I could see John and Jennifer getting back together. John loved the attention and Jennifer seems to love juvenile, sleazy guys since divorcing Brad.
oh please she isn’t not nicoglycerin…err i mean napalm enough for Mayer to consider dating her a third time in row cause for her, i wouldn’t past behind her to give it a third chance.