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For this week’s Hot Guy Friday, I thought I would lead off with one of my boys. Do you even know the filthy things I want to do to Gerard Butler? I imagine them on a daily basis. He’s my go-to fantasy dude when I need to rub one out, girly-style. Too graphic? I don’t care. Sometimes the thought of him growling is enough to get me going, honestly. Especially when everything he says sounds like a growl. And… I mean, come on. He’s gorgeous! Okay, he’s not “pretty.” Pretty is over-rated. I like a guy who gets dirty and stays dirty, and that dude is Gerard. Imagine him making this face while doing something indecent:
Right? Sure, it’s not pretty. But you would be laughing and you would be turned on, all at the same time. But do you really want something heart-achingly adorable? Here he is with his little ginger nieces. Tell me your cold, dead heart didn’t just jump into your throat.
Sigh… okay, moving on. I’ve loved Anthony Mackie ever since I saw The Hurt Locker. This kid… he was so heartbreaking and tough and amazing… I loved Jeremy Renner and everything, but it’s a travesty that Mackie didn’t get an Oscar nomination too. Plus, he’s really cute!
Peter Krause is a suggestion by CB. Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s cute. But he seems to have hair issues and really, he’s not THAT cute. Just my opinion.
Daniel Dae Kim, just because.
I’m surprised to realize that we’ve never featured Pierce Brosnan. I don’t think he was requested, either. Too bad, because Pierce is a lovely man.
Is it wrong to think T.I. is a hottie? I love Southern boys, and he’s out of jail and everything! Whatever, I think he’s adorable.
Speaking of my love for good ol’ Southern boys, a little Channing Tatum. I love this kid… not the best actor or anything, but he’s adorable and sweet. AND HOT.
I usually don’t care about athletes, but Zinedine Zidane is forever:
Ralph Fiennes, always a classic. For me, anyway. His beauty is epic, and you know he’s a kinky bastard.
I watch The Closer all the time – it’s one of my favorite shows, and Jon Tenney is an unsung hero of that series. I LOVE him. He’s so sweet and good and decent on that show, but I have no idea if he’s like that in real life. He’s such a cutie though.
Do you know who Eric Balfour is? You should. He’s really talented. And hot.
By popular request, Sendhil Ramamurthy… another one I don’t get. Sure, he’s pretty. A little too pretty for my tastes.
Stuart Townsend, because his Irish accent is hot, and because… you know. He’s gorge.
Alan Rickman gives it to me, even now. HIS VOICE. Dear God, for the voice alone, he’s sexy. Add to it that he comes across as such a grumpy bugger, and I’m in love.
John Legend = Sweetheart. No one can tell me different, either. Those dimples are speaking to me:
I thought it would be fun to have a little Javier Bardem-Jeffrey Dean Morgan Hot-Off. I can’t decide, honestly. Okay, maybe I’m leaning more towards Javi, just because he seems like he would be more fun, and, you know, the accent.
I used to watch Nip/Tuck, so I know what a sexy bastard Julian McMahon is. He’s also pretty f-cking fearless as an actor, and quite underrated too. This pic is giving me fever.
A little Joel McHale, because CB loves him. I don’t get hot for him, but he makes me laugh. And that goes a long way, honestly.
Um… Jensen Ackles…? Is that his name? By request, and I’m not ever putting him in again, because this dude has a major case of DoucheFace.
Oh, I spoke too soon! Another request, for Jared Padalecki. Jared needs to blend his bronzer with his concealer. Every little girl knows that!
Let’s clean the palate with a real actor, shall we? A little Bill Nighy, just because he makes my life:
LL Cool J – he’s been on before, but everyone needs a little LL.
Michael Fassbender again, because it’s true love:
Gerard again, just because:
And finally, did someone order a Hamm sandwich? Here you go:
Vintage Gerard Butler, Anthony Mackie, Javi, JDM, Julian McMahon and others courtesy of WENN. Additional pics courtesy of Time, Esquire, GQ, Google Images and Details.
Written by Kaiser
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OMG LL COOl J. Those lips…those awesome lips….drooooool
Stuart Townsend OMG…i totally forgot all about him. I looove this guy. Psss Charlize, your a FOOOOL for leaving him.
(is “fool” derogatory too?! Bitch please!!!)
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Hmm, not loving this selection as much, but you redeem yourself with a little LL and Hamm.
If some guys have douche face, I think Eric Balfour has devil face. He looks like my old high school mascot.
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THANK YOU FOR CHANNING!!! I don’t care if he can act. I <3 him and his eyes…lips…abs. Thanks!!
And so I don’t sound like a crazed 12 year old, I appreciate the Alan Rickman and Bill Nighy pics. They’re just so suave.
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has anybody ever checked if Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem were separated at birth?…because DAMN, those guys look like twins!
nice selections this week.
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Hey, easy on the guys from Supernatural! Without them, who would the girls of One Tree Hill hook up with?
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More Michael Fassbender, please!This man is perfect, mmmmm…..
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I literally had to pick my jaw up from the floor…Thanks alot – Work was becoming depressing.
P.S. Still drooling over Channing and Ralph.
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Mmmmmm *licks lips* Gerard! (I just watched RocknRolla night before last – YUM!) My hubby was like “What is it about him?” and I told him “He looks like a man, not a boy; he’s not afraid to get dirty; and he’s on my Freebie 5.” So is Jason Statham – could we pretty please have some pix of him next HGF? I would do filthy dirty things with both/either of those men!
Kaiser – how ’bout we both give Javier and Harry Dean a go and then compare notes on which one of them is best? *wink, wink*
Ralph & Julian are both fine specimens of male beauty!
LL; sigh… I’ve been in love with him since high school!
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Thank you Kaiser for the Hamm!
I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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loving this selection, esp: Krause [totes with CB on this, Kaiser!], Brosnan, Fiennes, Bardem [YUM], McMahon, McHale [love cute comedians!], and the Hamm… though i love the shout out to Rickman [oh his voice is scrumptious!!!!] and Nighy [love him in anything]
thanks kaiser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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F*ucking A for Alan Rickman and Fiennes. Add me and thats a wrap.
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Hmm I want me some orlando!! And emile hirsch!! Alan rickman (pretty sure that’s his name) is hot as professor snape.
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Yuck. Joel McHale was the only swoon worthy one in there!
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sigh
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Julian McMahon! LOVE HIM. He was so sexy on Nip/Tuck. I didn’t watch Charmed but it reruns all the time and if it’s on I’ll watch just long enough to see if he’s in the episode because if so, I can totally make that work.
Oh my God, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem seriously could be twins, at least in the pics you have here. I knew they looked similar, but I didn’t realize they were identical.
On Joel McHale—I HATE his E show and always hated him because of it. I don’t find him sexy in pictures but he totally does it for me on Community.
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Thanks for Michael Fassbender. If you ever run across Alex Lundqvist (I know he’s a model, but still….), he’d be a good one to put up.
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I’ll have the ham sandwich!
It’s been a long time since we’ve had any GB news! he always does it for me! I like men a little rough around the edges.
I love Bill Nighy, I hated science but watched him because he made it fun. He is really cute,I think it’s the glasses that do it!
Nip/tuck was one of my favorite shows to watch, Julian McMahon is sexy and as far as I’m concern he made that show.
You can’t go wrong with LL Cool J he’s an all around great guy! and no one has abs like his!
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Kaiser… this time you’ve been digging with the ugly shovel, except Gerry. The rest is a half blind’s woman dream!
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i will not have a hissy fit about the lack of ryan gosling ONLY because there is another whole post about him.
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Julian McMahon, John Legend, LL Cool J, Zidane and Pierce are all absolutely fantastic choices.
But DAYUM, you made my Friday with ALAN EFFIN’ RICKMAN!!
Alan is sexy as all hell and that accent…Happy Friday to me.
Seriously, am I the only one who still gets the quivers when he (as Severus Snape) says ‘Turn to page three hundred and ninety four’??? GUH!!
So many great roles:
Hans Gruber
Severus Snape
Rasputin
Harry (Love Actually)
Sexy and talented.
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p.s. i thought every hot guy friday was supposed to end off with clive owen? is this not policy? can this become policy? i submit my proposal to a vote.
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Pierce Bronson is not lovely he is BORING, BORING, BORING. I am glad he was fired as Bond because he was such a snooze in interviews. The only thing redeeming about Pierce is that he likes fuller figured women (I hope is he is faithful).
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Wow Alan Rickman !!
Everybody tells me that i’m crazy but i find him soOo sexy!
I totally love him & i’d give anything to hear his voice telling me dirty things on my ear.
P.s.Loving this section !!
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Hello Alan Rickman!
Also, maybe Michael C. Hall? He is FEARLESS and super hot. LOL
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OMG.. look at Gerald tongue, yes Kaiser I CAN imagine him doing something indecent while making that face… Whew… Need to go visit my boyfriend at lunch..
Thank you Kaiser!
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I’m a little disappointed by hot guy friday today.
LL Cool J is always hot, but he’s been recycled, How bout Michael Ealy????
Pierce Brosnan is so handsome and so is the Indian guy.
Hamm is always hot, but how bout some
vintage Mickey Rourke?????
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@Auqa I think you are thinking of Bill Nye the Science Guy, a totally different person than Billy Nighy. If I am wrong, scuse me.
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Sendhil Ramamurthy LOOKS LIKE GAVIN ROSDALE (mr.gwen stefani)….weird right?
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can you feature dwyane (the rock) johnson? woohoo, hes nice to look at!
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I love Eric Balfour. He’s soooo cute. And LL Cool J is one sexy man. I’ve loved him since he first came on the scene. Good hot guy friday!
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Happy to see Jon Tenney here.
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Michael Fassbender is gorgeous! Pierce Brosnan gets better with age. I love Alan Rickman’s voice, its like molasses.
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Stuart Townsend new gf
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/617783
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Oh Purr. Eric Balfour! Julian McMahon! Kaiser you have out done yourself.
I have adored Julian since his days as Balthazar on Charmed.
I would like to see that hottie who used to play Mary’s fiance on In Plain Sight… no idea what his name is, but I liked him.
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I’m still holding out hope that Matthew Macfadyen will make an appearance! But I’ll take all the Gerry I can get! He’s the perfect medicine for my bedridden cold sniffly ass!
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Coup – I think my policy is to end it with either Jon Hamm or Clive. Last week was Clive, this week it’s Jon’s turn. ARE YOU COMPLAINING?
Edit: Eileen, I will do Macfadyen next week, I agree, he’s very cute.
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LolaBella, you forgot my two favorite roles he did.
The Metatron from “Dogma” and the one in “Galaxy Quest”.
“I used to be an actor, once…”
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Can we have Skeet Ulrich and Johnny Depp next week? They can look a lot alike too.
Thanks so much K! And you posted it before I have to go to work! happy Friday all!
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now THIS is cool.
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@ # 21 – coup de grazia:
I second the “always ending a HGF post with Clive Owen” petition!
Javi wins the identical twin contest with JDM, just because.
Thanks, as always, for HGF!
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alan rickman is insanely hot. that voice is so sexy: “do it to me, original kate. you are a very naughty girl, original kate…” oh, sorry. carry on:
pierce gets better with age – damn!
ll cool j is sex-ay.
javier is yummy in a suit.
the hamm…well, duh.
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How could you forget Colin Farrell ….again?!?!
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Yay! -ok then I’ll put in a request for Gavin Rossdale because his voice makes my panties fly right off my body and Harrison Ford because Hon Solo is by far the sexiest dude in this galaxy and any other galaxy far far away!
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I can’t believe you included Zidane. I love you, Kaiser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kaiser – thank you again for another smashing success. I gotta give it you for Julian McMahon – I friggin’ forgot about him since Nip/Tuck is over – how dare I! LOVE him. My fantasy is a Julian McMahon, Clive Owen sandwich – YUMMM.
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I will take Julian and Javier, u can fight over what’s left.
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I love, love, love, love, Hot Guy Friday!!!! Really brightens up my day!!!!
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@ Kaiser Not only do you pick hot guys for Friday, your commentary cracks me up.
Thanks for the eye candy and the laughs!
I’m in the line for Gerard too…
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Alan Rickman ! yes!
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LL Cool J and his dimples, abs and voice. He’s sexy as hell. Pierce my love always. Great Gods Alan Rickman and his voice & hair. I thought I was the only one who found him sexy and smart. If we are going on voices – how about Ian McShane? God, his voice could make me make some BAD DECISIONS! Please, please, please.
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If we’re doing hot based on voice must, MUST MUST do Jeremy Irons. God I love his voice. He could just talk to me and my pants would burst into flames.
And, pretty please find some McHale shirtless pics. He’s pretty, uhm, well-formed for a skinny funny white dude.
And more Christian Bale is always welcome.
Thanks for eye candy and more ‘bate material.
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Those beefcake pics of Tatum and Balfour are hilarious
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Oh god, nice selection.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING MY DAY
And, you like Gerard? really? neh, I don’t believe you (SARCASM SIGN).
-edit- gotta stop with the smiley faces.
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Can we have a “Hot-off” every week, too?? like in addition to HGF?? PLEASE???
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Good choices for the most part.
Yup, I know who Eric Balfour is!
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Thanks for giving props to Eric Balfour. He’s not my type but I remember him from Six Feet Under and he’s a great actor. Also I co-sign LL Cool J!
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Wow I had no idea so many ladies were feelin’ it for Alan Rickman (I am one of them by the way
)
Other than that, none of those guys do a thing for me. Oh, except LL….and I’ve loved him for a looong time!
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YUM Zinedine Zidane. Athletes are hot! Maybe feature Oguchi Onyewu at some point?: http://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/oguchi-500×750.jpg
thanks also for Jeffrey Dean Morgan, he’s SUCH a sexy beast. But you left out the best pic of him: http://www.thehunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jeffrey-dean-morgan.jpg
Another favorite is Ewan McGregor. Jeremy Irons also sometimes gives me the fever. Just suggestions
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And while we are singing the praises of Alan Rickman let’s not forget Robin Hood and Dogma.
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Hot Guy Friday is the most awesome post of every week. Hells yeah to Sendhil, Julian McMahon and Ralph. A big huh? to Bill Nighy. I was going to say WTF to Alan Rickman then Praise St Angie reminded us he was the Metatron in Dogma and I remembered how much I like him in that, as opposed to Snape. I second ending all HGF’s with Clive, cause I am not a Hamm fan. I also second Michael C Hall. Seriously, give it to me baby!
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YOW!!! I loves me some Ralph Fiennes on a Friday morning! I hope one day Zachary Quinto will make CB’s list.
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Pierce Brosnan is a hot piece. I nominate Juan Pablo Di Pace. He is fine! Jesus Navas, a soccer player in spain is gorgeous too. Google that guy, yummy.
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@Toe and bellaluna,
As soon as I seen LL I started hearing Doin’ It in my head and had naughty thoughts… haha.
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**steaming clouding out of my office door* Alan Rickman, omg Gerry Butler is back in my fav books, LL Cool J, the Hot Guy from Lost-Daniel Dae Kim. And of course, LOOOOoove the Hamm Sandwich. I saw him on a rerun on Ellen and the women in the audience went wild. Of course I rewound it. Oh yes please bring Mathew McFadyen as Mr. Darcy, damn he’s fine.
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Kaiser,
You know that you could have found a better picture of Jared Padaleki for HGF. I know that you are not a fan, but come on!!! Jensen, doucheface, why do you feel that way. You say the same about Adrien Brody (why is he not on the list, BTW) and from interviews and what fans say they are both pretty decent. So where does the douche come from?
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THANK YOUUUUUUUUU FOR Sendhil !!!! It’s all who I was Hoping for !!!!
Ralph Fiennes was hot back in the days, and the Butler, well it really depends the of the pic he is in! Oh; and Jensen Ackles is so hot as well! Very good list !! Yeah, I am totally losing it! (LOL)
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these are equally awesome for the comments as for the men. Fantastic choices, as usual.
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If you want to piss off Jeffrey Dean Morgan just call him Javier Bardem.
But JDM aged a lot lately and looks older than Bardem.
Only two guys on your list are hot Gerard Butler and Javier Bardem, the rest of them look pretty average to me.
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Ohhh… yeah.. ohh.. oh wait.. I’m sorry.. thanks CB! LL is one hot piece…You never fail to deliver <3
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Ralph Fiennes is panty-melting hot, omfg.
Alan Rickman is starting to look like Jon Lovitz.
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@ Brooke-Agree that we def. need more athletes on HGF. I named my cat after Zidane. Yup, HER name is Zizou
My cousin (who is French) warned me this is blasphemous but meh..
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Love Julian!!!!!! I kinda disagree with Jensen’s bitch face.. Love him on his show.
If you like soccer dudes, you MUST check out Fabio Cannavaro (ITALY).
Maybe next time you can include some Colin Farrell, DiCaprio, Damon, Colin Firt, Ioan Gruffudd.
TV: Goran Visnjic (E.R)
Alex Skarsgard (True Blood)
Joshua Jackson (PACEY!!!!!)
Tom Welling (Smallville)
Eric Dane (Greys Anatomy)
Justin Harley (Smallville)
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Fresh meat! I’d never seen or heard of several of these guys before. Thx Kaiser!
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oh, and if we’re talking about voices, let’s not forget peter gabriel. a voice like cream over gravel. mmmmm.
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ohhhhh thank you!!! made my day :p
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Love the list. So diverse as it should be.
I wish I could understand why Gerald Butler is considered hot. I don’t get it. I have tried to get it but I just don’t.
Daniel looks so delicious. Same for the Supernatural guys.
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Thanks for the Hamm sandwhich, I think we need Roger Federer to be the star of hot guy friday next week. Is there anyone cuter and seemingly sweeter than him? *swoon*
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Sendhil Ramamurthy is soooo ridiculously attractive. It’s about all I can take. What about the other guy from Covert Affairs…Christopher Gorham? He’s also HOT.
What about Dule Hill??? Can we get him one of these days?
Hot Guy Friday really has me all spun up for Girls Night Out tonight. Hot Damn!
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Oh, God, Ralph Fiennes…
I’ll be in my bunk.
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T G I F!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love Friday… and you, Thank you
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My cold dead heart did jump – but it wasn’t into my throat… [::crosses legs::]
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Ralph Fiennes..swoon!I have to request some Antonio Banderas just because I saw him on Martha Stewarts show this AM and he is so sexy and sweet.
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+++ Eric Balfour. <3 Swooooon! Loooved him as Gabe in SFU.
+++ LL Cool J. No other words needed.
+++ Peter Krause, but I like him better with some scruff up on it.
Love Hot Guy Friday. Makes my life better.
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Thanks Kaiser! Love, love, love Ralph Fiennes – always have, always will. As soon as I saw Alan Rickman, I thought OMG, you’re right – he IS sexy! That voice – I can hear it now.
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He’s a cheater? Yes.
He’s a man whore? Yep.
But he’s a hottie : Eddie Cibrian…
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Oh man, those were terrible choices for Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki! Seriously, those two do things to me. Look up a few more. They’re wicked hot.
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Put up some Yoann Gourcuff! He’s on the pretty side, but whoever said that was a bad thing?
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Okay, I’m pointing the way.
Jensen Ackles
http://www.swg.co.za/images/uploaded/jensen.jpg
Jared Padalecki
http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/500/672/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/72/76/Jared_Padalecki_12.jpg
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I’m requesting The other Fiennes brother and Rufus Sewell(?) and if you can find him, it’s an absolutely horrible movie, but there’s this one actor in it that’s OMG! The movies is titled “I Will Always Know what You did Last Summer” and it sucks, but Ben Easter…holy g’moly!
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Give me a break did you purposely try to pic the worst pics of Jensen and Jared? You could have picked one of Jensen not giving his “Bitch” face and there are so many amazing pics of Jared out there!
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Eric Balfour may look hot, but after watching Lie To Me, I can’t get over how very, very, very, very small and skinny his penis was. I can’t even fantasize about him without seeing his teeny weeny peeny.
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I second OMJ’s request for Jeremy Irons and his uber sexy voice. I love Scar from the Lion King just because of his voice.
*Macheath sandwiched between Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman is pure heaven!* droooooool. Thanks Kaiser!
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BTW, did I mention I LOVE Ralph Fiennes? Oh, yes, yes I did.
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@truthSF, hahahahaha, teeny weeny peeny? LOVE IT
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I second the Joshua Jackson request!!! He grew up to be HAWT!!!
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@#88 Yoann Gourcuff=YUM
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Serious props Kaiser for including Pierce, Alan Rickman and Bill Nighy. Those men are like fine wine. I’m meh on everyone else except for Stuart, Fassbender and Ralph Fiennes.
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Daniel dae kim does it for me.
Meeeeoowwww!
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That picture of Gerry with his tongue out *is* giving me naughty thoughts!
ZZ is hot, but if we’re requesting athletes, can we please get some Fredrick Ljundberg? He is seriously sexy. Look for the Calvin Klein ads!
And seriously, was that the only picture you found of Jensen? There are about a million and one pictures of him that’ll melt your screen, so maybe try again! (LMAO at Stacie. Right?!)
And may I please put in a request for any of the boys from Rescue Me?? (Especially Daniel Sunjata and Dean Winters. I can’t even express the things I would do to those two men!)
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Love the Alan Rickman and Ralph Fiennes. One of my fav role of Rickman is the Col. in Sense and Sensibility. Ralphs brother Joseph Fiennes is pretty hot, too. And I second who ever said some Harrison Ford, vintage Han Solo Harrison Ford.
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I think I’m starting to live for hot guy Friday. This made my day. Alan Rickman and Ralph Fiennes – YUM.
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Pierce Brosnan… yummm his eyes… just dreamy
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I love this Friday feature, it makes me smile, thanks! Yummy men.
Could we get some Keith Urban next week? Pretty please!
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I truckin’ love you for posting Zidane. And Alan Rickman omg! Also, you’ve converted me into a Gerry-lover. This was a great selection.
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It’s a game of two halves this week, some I’m very meh on some (have no clue who some others are) but all is forgiven with a bit of Rickman
I would recommend a special feature where a link to a clip of him speaking(Shakespeare, general conversation, reading a take-away menu – it’s all good). Same for Jeremy Irons. 
(And yay for Fiennes, Pierce and the Fassbender and much love for Nighy.)
Could I throw out a request for Jon Stewart sometime in the future?
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I am a twenty-eight year old female. I’ve had it bad for Mr. Fiennes ever since I was twelve years old. Definitely enough to mark me as a total weirdo among girls who had crushes that were featured in teen mags. I remember not being allowed to see “The English Patient” when it came out, but getting REAL hot and bothered during the trailer
I also vote for always ending on Clive Owen. And even though I know I can’t have him, how about a little Neil Patrick Harris sometime? And (I’m being greedy) Captain Hammer as well?
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Jansen Ackles looks gay, Hamm looks like a boring, NYC lawyer and Ralph Fiennes terrifies me.
But Gerard Butler can stop by for tea and biscuits any day of the week.
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Kaiser, you need to get out of my head with regard to G, but I love that you have a forum to purvey your…our…nasty thoughts.
You’ve got some really fine men on today’s list (and some that are teetering on the edge of your ‘pretty’ description and some I just don’t get.)
There’s very little I wouldn’t do to hear Alan Rickman’s voice in my ear.
Kudos for recognizing that Ralph probably has a ginormous freak flag. You do know he and G just made a movie right? Dante’s 7th circle of hotness!
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Alan Rickman as Colonel Brandon will always be my favorite role…his voice reading poetry, his gallantry, his…oh hell, his everything. He melts my buttah.
And Ralph Fiennes? Let it be known that even in the Red Dragon, I lusted after that man something dangerous! I’m a sucker for the accents…
Which is why Stuart Townsend will round out my yummer trifecta.
Oh, and LL, baby, don’t think Mama forgot about you. You’ve been “doin’ it” so well these past few decades, I can’t help but want you as my side eye-candy salad.
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Kaiser say it ain’t so????? Seriously? A douche face? You should really take another look at those two…. Especially the pictures of them shirtless……
I used to be all about Jeffrey Dean Morgan, but after the whole “Knocked up my girlfriend of 2 minutes while I was trying to get back with my ex-fiancee….” I have moved on….
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This post always makes me smile and laugh
Thank you Kaiser!
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Pierce Brosnan is still the hotness. Javier and Ralph, oh yes. Bill Nighy, I would for sure. Intelligence is sexy!
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Ok Jensen, not the best photo but still… I’d munch him any way …given the opportunity
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i think you should post michael weatherly next friday
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Nuff Said…
http://community.livejournal.com/daily_jpad/6352.html
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shit. unfortunate, but true. kaiser and I are after the same grumpy, rumpled bastards. sigh.
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Thank you Kaiser for including Zidane. He is just lovely to look at. I love fridays now even more thanks to this post, just awesome selections.
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Please don’t ever get rid of hot guy friday. I live in Australia and suffer because of the time difference but it’s always well worth the wait
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can you please include Cliff Curtis next Friday? please please please
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Kaiser, you’re a sweetheart!
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Hey! Can you get Gong Yoo for next Friday??
He is the asian I got hot for… :3
And thanks for the eyecandy!
Love the Butler!
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@ Kaiser and Celebitchy. Thank you for posting such amazing pictures of hotness, you truly made the beginning of my day. If I may, though, ask for something: I understand most women are especially attracted to well toned and thin men, but a few of us tend to prefer chubby faces and a bit more meat on ‘em bones.
I, personally, tend to be quite turned off by overly exercised muscles, I hate 6 pack abs, can’t even watch.
So, little request: Sean Astin, maybe? Will Sasso? OMG, Aaron Douglas? Dylan Moran, that witty bastard? Scott Michael Foster, cute pretty face?
Thank you, love ya, Merry.
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THE HAMM
THE HAMM
THE HAMM
YUM!!!!!
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Ohhhh, Rickman, Rickman, Rickman! I didn’t know so many others got the same tingles from that man that I do!
Jeremy Irons over Ralph Fiennes anyday, though.
I like pretty, too, so I’m liking the hell out of Ramamurthy!
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Team Rickman here, ever since I saw Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Holey moley.
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I second the Michael Weatherly request and your could throw in some Mark Harmon too. Still waiting for Jeremy Renner to make it back on the Hot Guy Friday list. Please Please make it happen.
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@ Merry – Team Moran (pronounced More’in for all you non-natives) here too!!!!
You like ‘em rumpled. Moran is the KING of rumpled!
It’s a shame ye’ve never heard of Colm Ó Maonlaí (Brits and Paddies might remember him as Tom the fireman on Eastenders some years back). In real life he is one of the most beautiful creatures I’ve ever seen.
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@Mairead. Team Moran forever! The man is priceless, I fell in love within the first minute of Black Books…sigh…
Never heard of Colm Ó Maonlaí though, I’m sure it’s a shame. Hope Kaiser makes us both happy next friday by defeating my ignorance, yes?
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Kaiser, how about Ray Stevenson from the last “Punisher” & “King Arthur” movies & of course “Rome” series. His voice, his body, face–sex on legs this guy is.
Also Ewen Mcgregor, Henry Cavil & James Caviezel. Thanks.
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Yes, Ralph Fiennes. Because you know he’s troubled and freaky. Fun for a weekend although maybe not boyfriend material.
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Hi Kaiser,
HGF starts my week-end.
I am loving this post, but your commentary is the icing on the cake! My HGF request — Eric Bana — whew…not enough words for his soulful eyes, bod, etc…And might I add — Patrick Warburton. I am six feet tall, he’s like six five — I once dreamt that I climbed him like a tree.
And, we’ll leave it at that. Thanks and keep up the good work.
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Whew Remington Steele and Cole from Charmed what a Saturday morning treat!
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@ Riley thank for the correction I did make a mistake.
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This is becoming addictive, I’m loving Hot Guy Fridays!
Goodness, Gerard is a hot piece of man. No matter what he’s in, he always gets my attention. He’s my fav today, altough Ralph Fiennes and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are fine too. As a matter of fact, JDM surprisingly wins at the hot off with Javier Bardem, looks-wise at least.
I love Alan Rickman too, so talented, but Bill Nighy looks like and old woman, sorry. Maybe he was cuter when younger, I don’t know.
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Damn … Gerard Butler … damn … hmmmm .. thank you for him … love his accent, makes me wanna do bad things to him (in a very good way)!! And NO you can never have enough LL Cool J .. that man is sex on a stick!!
How about some 1/2 naked men like Taye Diggs? Robert Downy Jr? Mark Wahlberg? Better yet anything with a six pack will do .. like that guy that was always naked in his videos .. don’t remember his name or the song but he was brown sugar good!!!
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And, once more: Viggo Mortensen and Aaron Eckhart!!! We need more blonds in there. Thanks for Joel McHale, he makes my day.
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Alan Rickman could say “hello” to me on a crowded sidewalk and I’d collapse in the best orgasm of my life.
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Finally I get around for this! Love it! Love it! Love it! There’s such an array of hot men and yes I do agree that Butler is so damn f*ckable, who cares if he’s a man whore!
I also had this fantasy of doing Julian McMahon’s character in Nip/Tuck…he’s such an a_hole but you still want to do him
And since some boys from the CW network where featured, Tom Welling & Justin Hartly from Smallville are way hotter than the boys from Supernatural (IMO)
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Gerard and Fassbender can’t miss a friday, fortunately.
Oh, Daniel Dae Kim, not a very beautiful face, but his body is hot (see his pecs in one of the last Lost’s episodes…).
Talking about Lost, it would be nice to see Henry Ian Cusick (Desmond) in the Hot Guy Friday list.
Ps: my personal request: Michael Emerson, just to please us ladies afflicted by a bad taste in men.
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I have no idea who Daniel Dae Kim is but.. uh… nice.
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Ralph Fiennes… yeah.
And really, girl, do we have to lock you in your room with a never ending supply of Gerard Butler photos?
My hot guy gallery would be so twisted and different than this. Oh well. LOL
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love me some hamm! some more green eggs and HAMM pls!
also, sam worthington and bale please.
I used to be a joaquin fan but I don’t know who he is anymore. Or, he’s not there (anymore).
plus, legend is an excellent addition to HGF. And more Julian McMahon, he’s not just hot, he can act too.
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Nice pics. I approve!
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Sigh. This is what I get for not logging onto this site sooner. Late comment. But thank you for HGF. Makes my life.
I love that Bill Nighy is in here. He doesn’t do anything for me down there, but I just came off of watching him in Pirate Radio and I would still be his best friend.
On the other hand, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki both do it for me. But those are awful pictures. Some of the worst you could have picked. Having met both of them, they’re the sweetest guys ever and I’ve never even thought about doucheface when looking at them.
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I’d break my kosher diet for a slice of the Hamm.
(too much?)
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I was a whole lot in love with Colonel Brandon… *sigh*
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Kaiser, you are slaying me with some of your comments. I’ve gone through all of your hot guy friday posts, and I’m calling for more Viggo Mortensen. And also, while some might find it weird, I’m in love with Daniel Day Lewis. The man is old. And sometimes he dresses like a mental case. But dayum. And finally, the man can ACT. He’s artistically gifted, which is more than I can say for some of the big names right now.
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Andy Whitfield (He plays Spartacus on the Starz network…OMG) and Henry Cavill. They really need to make the lineup at some point.
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Kaiser, I used to have a very hard time getting past Gerard’s sluttish ways, but you’ve helped me see his charms
And I have to say that I’m very impressed with the eclecticism of your hot guy list. You have depth, girl! And your comments about T.I. made me laugh.
Thanks for HGF. Very nice.
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You forgot Vincent Cassel and Raoul Bova. Hey, if Spain can be represented why not France and Italy too.
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So you feature Nate Fisher and Gabriel Dimas but NO DAVID FISHER? OR KEITH???? WHAT GIVES!
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i could do it with all those guys mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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