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Because it’s so slow today, I went to LeAnn Rimes’ Twitter to see if she was tweeting some of her normal bullsh-t. Turns out, she’s not just content to tweet about Eddie Cibrian’s sons being her “boys” – now she’s got to gross us out with tweets about Eddie tickling her. For real – this is why some people shouldn’t tweet, ever:
[From LeAnn’s Twitter]
Just… no. And it’s not like the idea of the two of them having sex or whatever is that gross – it’s really not. What I find gross is that LeAnn feels the need to overshare on her Twitter about Eddie tickling her. It’s just… tragic.
By the way, I mentioned this in Friday’s post about LeAnn wanting to have a baby with Eddie, but I think the video was taken down – LeAnn performed “Swingin’” on America’s Got Talent last week. She performed in a bikini, just because she thinks she’s God’s gift. Once again, it’s not that LeAnn’s body is gross – she’s actually got a nice figure, in my opinion. But she needs to stop – performing in a bikini on network television? Really, famewhore? Even the Kardashians are like “Really?” Anyway, here’s the video again, hopefully this one won’t get yanked:
One last thing – I just found out that LeAnn is a Virgo – that’s my sign. THIS BITCH. She gives Virgos a bad name. I just found out that Blake Lively is a Virgo too – she gives Virgos a good name, in that many Virgos have nice racks – me and Blake.
Written by Kaiser
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And LeeLee has NO rack.
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weird how she was such a cutie in her teens, to end up so fug in her adulthood.
egads.
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She has a nice figure although maggiegrace is right, she is rack-less. Completely. And am I the only one who doesn’t think her face is that pretty? I mean, she’s cute, but definitely by celebrity standards, not that good looking in my opinion. And yeah, her constant need to share details of her relationship is weird and I think stems from insecurity.
And why do people who live together and are boing need to tweet to each other in the first place?
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she’s pathetic. I just dont get her whole twitter every psychotic thought that pops into her head thing. You would have to be seriously starved for attention or certifiably nuts to even have the desire to do that. in her case I think its both.
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At least she can dance better than Kate Gosselin. Not that I want to see “this” on DWTS.
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Woah. She seriously looks like a man in that second pic from the bottom.
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I’ve never understood the impulse to discuss something cute and private via Facebook or Twitter or whatever–talk person-to-person, please, because they are the ONLY one who could possibly want to hear about it. Sharing private details in front of other people smacks of desperation and makes everyone uncomfortable. Ick.
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I love her tweets! Her true fans love connecting in a personal way. Sweet!
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Kaiser, everytime I read about her here–I just howl and laugh!! this video tickled me to death!! is too funny.
she just seems pathetic (tweets)to me, damn hilarious, thanks for the laugh!!
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What is up with the “no bikini on network television” thing? Let’s go back to the 1950′s shall we? You sound so prudish. Lady Gaga does this crap all the time, it’s nothing new. And what would Miss America and Miss Universe do without the swimsuit competition? Jeez, and Baywatch would be what, Parking Lot Watch?
I HATE LeAnn but I think her swimsuit was demure enough to be acceptable for Network TV, even the mildly prudish.
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“…in that many Virgos have nice racks – me and Blake.”
Useless without photos.
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Her eyes are way too small.
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Ugh – I have eyes just like hers and everytime I see her I am reminded how bad I would like an eye lift. Can’t do a thing with em. Eye shadow – false eyelashes – the fat bit covers everything up so there’s no point.
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TMI, Leann.
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None of this tweeting is by accident, of course. Apparently, some portion of her fan base thinks its cute or whatever. LeAnn is closing in on 30 very fast and all her life she’s wanted to be viewed as an adult. Now that it is way beyond time to be viewed as grown up, she’s regressing. I mean “WeWeNLuv”, “Lele gurl”, “Having din din with the lil ones”. I truely think she knows her time is over and she’s just setting herself on fire purely for her own entertainment….and Eddie is going to marry this batsh!t from the bat cave…good luck with that Eddie.
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That close up of her looks like a man.
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I like her and her music – so tired of the bashing!
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god she’s lame.
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She obviously feels the need to prove her relationship with Eddie in public.
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I’m a Virgo and I only have a mediocore rack
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people who feel the need to tweet/facebook publish their private lives are insecure and just want to show off…
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ive seen bigger boobs on the cosby show. she is nothing special. not worth the bandwidth or ink for the info on those two
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With all of that money why doesn’t she go get her eyes fixed??? Seriously. And while she is there she should get her nostrils brought inward. This is someone I would not bash if she decided to go under the knife. She should fix it – It’s BROKE!!!
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Every tweet reads like a woman desperate for people to think she’s in the best relationship ever. “Look how much he loves me! Isn’t my life great? Suck it, Eddie’s ex, he’s mine now and I’m going to talk about it ALL THE TIME.”
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She’ a control freak and perfectionist. I’ve met alot of virgos which tend to overshare their personal details, maybe that’s a trait as well. IDK
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She must be so proud that the only reason most people know her is because she is a homewrecker…..you can’t make a silk purse out of this pig.
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Just one quesion, is Eddie blind, really just asking
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umm, i had to stop it at 28 seconds bc i was just too embarassed to continue watching that!
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And why do people who live together and are boing need to tweet to each other in the first place?
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Poser, attention seeking
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Brin:
“She must be so proud that the only reason most people know her is because she is a homewrecker…..you can’t make a silk purse out of this pig”
Please don’t insult pigs. They are better looking that Rimes and are more intelligent.
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Doubt she is a homewrecker. It takes two to make a marriage and two to end one. JMHO
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She’s so desperate for attention.
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Eddie’s wife was the poster child for plastic surgery. Maybe he likes LeeAnn because she is a natural girl. I wish people would stop bashing her. Maybe her husband married her, and led her to believe that he was straight. I think she needs a break!
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Whole lotta “maybes” your tossing out there “debbie” with unsupported and undocumented slander and libel against the victims, and you want people to stop “bashing” the documented cheating adulteress perpetrator which planned, pursued and executed the entire sordid mess LOL!
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Sorry, Taya, you are right….pigs are smarter & much cuter.
And if pigs could tweet, they would say much more creative things than this dumb
twit.
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I said this in the last post about Leann too. But, I’ll say it again. I really didn’t think her bikini performance was that bad. Sure, it wasn’t amazing and it certainly wasn’t as good as it was in Leann’s mind. But, I’ve seen worse. If I hadn’t read that nauseating comment somewhere that she felt her routine was on par with something from a Gidget or a Bardot movie, I would actually find what she did somewhat cute.
Honestly, I’ve seen more annoying performances from Lady Gaga. Remember Gaga’s edited performance on American Idol? I found that harder to sit through than this. Before all the Gaga fans attack me for that, I want to explain what I mean. Gaga is eccentric and takes performance art seriously. Sometimes that works to her advantage. But, sometimes it results in weird, overblown epic fails in theatrics that just don’t work. But, at least with someone like Gaga she always gets a reactions out of me. See, the thing about Leann’s performance is that it was too mediocre and “high school drama club does a beach movie” for me to outright hate it. It was too budget for me to take it seriously. So, judging it from the same stand point that I might judge a cheerleading act at a state fair, it was decent.
As for her and Eddie, they’ve been together for awhile and I feel like it’s getting redundant to bash them at this point. I’m done putting Leann down. Her face is punishment enough for the both of them, in my opinion.
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I a different bathing suit it might have been cute, something like one of her dancers was wearing. Just be thankful she didn’t whore it up good and wear heels.
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She has such a hard look about her. Not feminine or pretty at all to me. And why is she always squinting?
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watch. In five years or less she’ll be diagnosed as manic and everyone will think back to how she overshared and performed on TV in a bikini and say “hmmmm”
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That was embarrassing to watch. Especially when she starts doing cartwheels. No amount of fame is worth doing cartwheels on national tv when your over 5 year of age.
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Blake’s boobs are fake…so it doesn’t really count.
Everyone has the potential to have a “nice rack” if they can pay for a good surgeon.
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She is just tasteless in every conceivable meaning of the word.
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Evil butterfaced skank.
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I have that heavy eyelid thing in my family and my Mum looks like her eyes are closed most of the time. LeAnn could consider painting eyes on top of her eyelids.
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She’s a Virgo and her rising sign is WHORE! LOL SOrrY i JUST had to!
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She reminds me of Charlotte Church, Britney, etc. I guess most people who were thrust into the limelight in their childhood tend to behave like this (displaying forced sexinesss, poor taste in men, etc.) once they’re adults. It’s like a “rebellious” phase before they wisen up. I’ll cut her some slack.
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Last night “tickle fight!1!!!”
Tonight Leann is taking her and Eddie’s kids to soccer practice, according to her twit. Ugghhhhh!! She does.not.GET.it. NOT her kids. NOT HER family. Sorry, they aren’t. In fact he is still freaking MARRIED to “the kids” MOTHER. Instead of all the exclamation points how about toss an “Ed’s kids” in her inane comments and she wouldn’t come off so bad. God she’s gross.
“leannrimes…
My first soccer practice. I think I’m enjoying it more than the kids!! Beautiful night for kicking the ball around.”
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dre…..she ‘wrecked’ her own home, she admitted it/straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak….so technically she IS a homewrecker
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LeAnn’s Twitter: “Finding someone you love and who loves you back is a wonderful, wonderful feeling.”
OHMIGOD. Just STOP TALKING.
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I know a bunch of (nonfamous, obviously) people who feel this silly need to overshare on Twitter and Facebook, specifically this need to go on and on about how cool their partner is and how OMGsupermagnificent things are.
“My hubby is so wonderful!” or “Hubby ran a bath for me, candles and bubbles – sooo sweet!” or “Tix for SATC2 – wot a lucky grrl I am to have such a fab boyf!” I know one girl who always, always, always refers to her husband as her “hunky hubby”. Pass the sickbag, please.
Because I have noticed that in real life, these people are nags and their partners are slobs. They bitch and snipe and ignore each other and get sick of each other’s company in three minutes flat and are always cussing out their partners to their friends and family for all the things they do wrong.
In my observation, without fail, the more voluble you are about how PERFECT and SPESHUL your husband is on Facebook or Twitter, the less happy you actually are. Because if having a bearable time with your partner on the occasions he does something considerate is such a HUGE EVENT that you feel the need to SHOUT IT TO THE WORLD! then god damn, you must be in trouble.
Not that I’m saying this is necessarily the case with LeAnn, of course.
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Is it really a bikini if your navel doesn’t show? Or just a two-piece?
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I wonder what she’ll do when, and it’s only a matter of time, eddie walks out on her and her tickle fests are over. those tweets are ridiculously tacky.
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In that close up picture, she looks like she has a littl bit of a mustache problem going on She has no class whatsoever and she doesn’t care as long as she is able to keep that twitter finger working telling the gospel according to Leann Not only is she unattractive but stupid as you know what She thinks any kind of publicity is good well she will find out how that works when her album comes out and immediately tanks Move on Eddie see where Tigers ex is free loads more money and one heck of a beautiful blonde
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always thought she was a man in drag then I saw Rupaul and realized how good a man in drag could look so she is just an ugly woman
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I bet she entered in one of those hog calling contests when she was younger, which comes in handy now for calling Eddie.
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Love the hog calling contest because that snout of hers is so big that Eddie said yoi could see up to her brain Can you just imagine how that snout looks when she gets excited yuck yuck what were you thinking Big Eddie
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She is now constantly tweeting about her birthday, like some idiot 12 year old. Wonder what she will buy herself and then tweet that Deadbeat gave it to her. Also wonder where she is going for her birthday vaca, and of course she is paying. Isn’t love grand
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She acts like a twelve year old guess she will give eddie money to buy her a gift Lord what has that man done to himself and must say he is looking tired and haggard and I USED to think he was hot and now I think not
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So true about his looks, guess that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the Devil, aka Leann.
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she should get the fat sucked out of her ugly eyelids and injected into her mean, thin-lipped little mouth. that mouth looks like an octogenarian’s a$$hole.
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I saw that stupid birthday thing she tweeted on another site, too…she sounded like a four year old yakking on about her birthday week… it’s a birthDAY, you bleeping idiot!
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Who posts details of their love life for the public??? You have to be sooooo desperate for attention – sad. Stars who Tweet are sooooo desperate and sad. Tweeting is LAME period!
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The latest on the Eddie & LeAnn sega is Eddie is behind in his child support and won’t pay for his son to go to pre school. However, he and LeAnn are on vacation this weekend. He supposely bought a nice birthday gift. Shouldn’t Brandi’s lawyer should know all of this
It’s hard to beleive that Eddie Cibrian is a deadbeat dad. It’s really sad that his firt prority is to Leann and not his sons even though he stated that his boys are his first priority Actions always speak louder than words.
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The Twits Tweets are increasingly delusional. Check this out “Happiness should not be torn down, but celebrated and searched out for ones self” Excuuuuuse me, does she have a clue? If you look up SELFISH in the dictionary you see pics of these two morons. Guess this quote goes along with her People mag article which she basically says the end justifies the means. Brandi, if you read these posts, have your attorneys check out some of those vile tweets againest you and see if they can trace them back to LR’s payroll or may even be her.
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LeAnn is among a few stars that can wear smoking hot bikinis and the black one she wears shows she is ripped. Not a lot on top but the rest is great.
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DAMN is she ugly. sheesh.
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