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Out and proud actor Leslie Jordan, 53, has a new memoir coming out that’s supposed to be full of tales of his debauchery including plenty of sex and drugs. The Emmy-winning actor known for being the bitchy nemesis of Karen on Will and Grace writes that he’s had crushes on his co-stars. Billy Bob Thornton was especially appealing to him after he heard from John Ritter that the guy was hung like a rope. Considering the late great comic John Ritter gave him this information, you have to think that he was putting him on:
“Dean Cain was stunning, and the sight of him strutting about in his Superman outfit was truly magnificent,” Jordan gushes, recalling his cameo on “Lois and Clark.” “I showed up on the set determined not to ‘peter-gaze,’ or at least not to get caught at it.”
He became obsessed with Billy Bob Thornton while filming “Hearts Afire” after co-star John Ritter hinted to him about the size of Thornton’s manhood.
Ritter explained that he’d gone surfing with Thornton and later hit the showers. Ritter told Jordan the sight of Thornton’s “rope” would cause him to “fall in love.”
Jordan laments that he never got the chance: “There are probably a lot of things I’ll go a lifetime without seeing - the Mona Lisa, the Taj Mahal, the pyramids. And I’ll probably never see Billy Bob’s wiener, either.”
[From The NY Daily News
Jordan’s memoir is called “My Trip Down the Pink Carpet
I read an interview with Jordan from 2006 on AfterElton.com, when he was promoting a series of autobiographical plays he was doing with Delta Burke. He said that it saddens him to see young men addicted to drugs and you can tell that he’s been through a lot and is wiser for it. His biography is sure to be interesting if this is how he talks:
“I’m sitting here, 51 years of age,” he says. “I survived growing up in the ’50s. I survived the ’60s where I was a hippie smoking dope. I survived the ’70s where I was staggering around in Elton John platform shoes, swallowing quaaludes and going to Studio 54. I survived the ’80s where I made a whole lot of money and did a whole lot of cocaine. Then crystal meth came on the scene — that was me in the ’90s.”
He continues: “And now I’m sober. I buried an entire phone directory of friends to AIDS. And yet I survived. I feel I have to give back. I’m still at the AIDS walks and the marches.”
“You know what really saddens me?” he asks. “In the early ’80s you’d be walking down the street and you’d see someone you hadn’t seen in a while, and they were gaunt and really white. It was just heartbreaking. You thought, ‘Oh my God — it has got them.’ And now in this day and age, it’s almost the same thing. You see someone walking down the street and they are gaunt. Crystal’s got ‘em. It’s a huge problem in our community. It really messes with you.
“I see these young, beautiful gay men jerking and twitching and thinking they look so fabulous, yet their eyes are completely dead. I do a lot of work with recovery programs and houses. It’s sad so many young men are getting wrapped up in it.”
He adds: “But one thing I’ll say about gay people: We take care of our own. We learned that in the AIDS crisis. And we’ll take care of this.”
[From AfterElton.com]
Jordan also said he was glad to get work as an openly gay actor and didn’t worry about being typecast and just accepted the paychecks.
Do you think Billy Bob Thornton is hugely endowed though, or was John Ritter just messing with Jordan? He seems like the type to make something like that up. Has Thornton been nude for any roles so that we can see for ourselves? Frantic googling didn’t produce any results.
Billy Bob Thornton is shown outside the Late Show on 9/13/07 and at The Astronaut Farmer premiere on 2/20/07. Those jeans are too loose and I’ve looked through plenty of photos and he just doesn’t wear tight jeans. Maybe that’s for comfort purposes. Leslie Jordan is shown at the GLAAD media awards on 4/26/08. Thanks to WENN and PRPhotos.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Billy Bob Thornton, Books, John Ritter, Leslie Jordan
15 Responses to “Leslie Jordan heard secondhand that Billy Bob Thornton is well endowed”
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BBT might be. Some of those scrawny guys can whip out a kielbasa.
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BBT has long
been rumored to be second only to Milton Berle in the size of his endowment.
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He just looks like he is. Sometimes you can just tell.
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I don’t care if they’ve got a wang the length of a football field, I still don’t want one of this grunting, sweating, scratchy-faced, belching, fart machines on top of me grinding away. Give me smooth skin, nice firm boobs and round little hips like his former Angelina Jolie- then we’re in business.
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It is nice to see someone in H’wood speak about meth. I’ve often wondered who was “on it”. Paris? Lindsay? Certainly Nicole Richie was.
I’m married to a meth addict (we’re seperated right now) and it is the devil’s drug. Horrible, horrible stuff.
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I have heard rumors for years about BBT’s “gifts” in that area. One of his exes called him “the biggest in Hollywood”…can’t remember who, Laura Dern? Probably Angelina. It was the kind of thing she overshared at the time.
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I’d have to agree with headache, Angie wasn’t there for the scenery, plus she was super sexual in those days too (i.e. making out with her brother on the red carpet), so I’m sure she said Billy Bob had a huge wang, we just weren’t paying attention, because that’s when she whipped out a vile of his blood.
P.S. How big are we talking for Milton Berle, and where does Tommy Lee fit in, because I though his was enormous?
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I can recall stories that Milton Berle had the biggest in all of Hollywood and used to show it at parties. When they asked him how much bigger it got when erect, he replied “I don’t know, I always pass out.”
I don’t know about Tommy Lee, I saw the famous video, wasn’t that impressed.
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^^ You weren’t? Cause I thought he was fairly well hung. Good on you Syko if you’ve um seen bigger
I’ve heard rumours about Ewan McGregor’s package. Anybody knows if there’s any truth to that? Google didn’t yield any pics unfortunately.
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dear, you have to change the preferences (right next to the logo). check the “do not filter my search results” box and there it is
multiple times.
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The smallest, skinniest guys I’ve been with have been by far the most well-endowed.
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Anni, I am disturbed, seriously. lol
On yet another side note, just because you carry a double barrel shot gun instead of a derringer does not necessarily mean you know how to fire it.
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Orangejulius, maybe they are just REALLY out of proportion!
And hey, hung like a rope? Long and skinny doesn’t sound too useful! Short and thick does the trick.
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Susan and Syko– Berle is one of my FAVOURITE size references of all time! My grandmother dated him briefly when they were teenagers (no, she didn’t see it). He was known for only showing as much as was required to win the measuring contest, so no one really knew for sure how big it actually was. Well, none of the men, anyway…
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Oh I bet he’s hung. Angie wasn’t staying for his rugged good looks.
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