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May 5
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Leslie Jordan heard secondhand that Billy Bob Thornton is well endowed



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Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Billy Bob Thornton, Books, John Ritter, Leslie Jordan

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16 Responses to “Leslie Jordan heard secondhand that Billy Bob Thornton is well endowed”

  1. Oh I bet he’s hung. Angie wasn’t staying for his rugged good looks.

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  2. BBT might be. Some of those scrawny guys can whip out a kielbasa.

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  3. BBT has long 8O been rumored to be second only to Milton Berle in the size of his endowment.

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  4. He just looks like he is. Sometimes you can just tell.

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  5. I don’t care if they’ve got a wang the length of a football field, I still don’t want one of this grunting, sweating, scratchy-faced, belching, fart machines on top of me grinding away. Give me smooth skin, nice firm boobs and round little hips like his former Angelina Jolie- then we’re in business. :oops:

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  6. It is nice to see someone in H’wood speak about meth. I’ve often wondered who was “on it”. Paris? Lindsay? Certainly Nicole Richie was.

    I’m married to a meth addict (we’re seperated right now) and it is the devil’s drug. Horrible, horrible stuff.

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  7. I have heard rumors for years about BBT’s “gifts” in that area. One of his exes called him “the biggest in Hollywood”…can’t remember who, Laura Dern? Probably Angelina. It was the kind of thing she overshared at the time.

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  8. I’d have to agree with headache, Angie wasn’t there for the scenery, plus she was super sexual in those days too (i.e. making out with her brother on the red carpet), so I’m sure she said Billy Bob had a huge wang, we just weren’t paying attention, because that’s when she whipped out a vile of his blood.

    P.S. How big are we talking for Milton Berle, and where does Tommy Lee fit in, because I though his was enormous?

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  9. I can recall stories that Milton Berle had the biggest in all of Hollywood and used to show it at parties. When they asked him how much bigger it got when erect, he replied “I don’t know, I always pass out.”

    I don’t know about Tommy Lee, I saw the famous video, wasn’t that impressed.

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  10. ^^ You weren’t? Cause I thought he was fairly well hung. Good on you Syko if you’ve um seen bigger :lol:

    I’ve heard rumours about Ewan McGregor’s package. Anybody knows if there’s any truth to that? Google didn’t yield any pics unfortunately.

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  11. dear, you have to change the preferences (right next to the logo). check the “do not filter my search results” box and there it is :wink: multiple times.

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  12. Orangejulius:

    The smallest, skinniest guys I’ve been with have been by far the most well-endowed.

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  13. Anni, I am disturbed, seriously. lol

    On yet another side note, just because you carry a double barrel shot gun instead of a derringer does not necessarily mean you know how to fire it.

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  14. Orangejulius, maybe they are just REALLY out of proportion! :D

    And hey, hung like a rope? Long and skinny doesn’t sound too useful! Short and thick does the trick. :lol:

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  15. Susan and Syko– Berle is one of my FAVOURITE size references of all time! My grandmother dated him briefly when they were teenagers (no, she didn’t see it). He was known for only showing as much as was required to win the measuring contest, so no one really knew for sure how big it actually was. Well, none of the men, anyway…

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  16. His pecker is about 6-1/2 inches at fully erect…that’s not the biggest I’ve had, plus he’s a wam bam thank you ma’am…minute man. Hate to rain on your parade guys. but I’ve had him, and that’s nothing to bragg about.

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