Paris Hilton live-tweets an armed burglary at her home. [PopBytes]
Jesus Christ, Fantasia‘s outfit is unflattering. [INFDaily]
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are f-cking morons. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
I think Elizabeth Mitchell is gorge, but this dress sucks. [Go Fug Yourself]
Sofia Vergara‘s boyfriend was in a really bad car accident. [LimeLife]
Lisa Rinna in a bikini isn‘t as bad as you‘d think. [Celebslam]
Jessica Alba gets a job! On Spy Kids 4. [A Socialite Life]
Puppies dressed up like Lady Gaga! YAY!!! [Evil Beet]
The Hurt Locker is becoming a TV show. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Some photos from the Moyer-Paquin wedding. [Celebnewswire]
Rupert Grint needs to shave his ginger dirtlip. [Accidental Sexiness]
Rachel Zoe has her own Barbie. *headdesk* [The Frisky]
Why is The Expendables such a hit? [Moviefone]
Someone is trying to “end” Sparklepants’ career! [CoverAwards]
Our new Miss Universe is Miss Mexico! She‘s very pretty. [Starpulse]
Hey Ladies – can’t we get another cute baby animal something?
Oh, there’s Paris!! Haven’t seen her in a long time. Cute dog.
That’s funny. She is trying hard to stay relevant.
lmao @ nobody caring about that wonky eyed ostrich anymore
HA!! I just read that “Why is the Expendables a hit” story and thought it was hilarious. I don’t understand why these movie critics don’t get it. The movie stars the greatest action stars from the last decade. Every man over 40 wanted to see this thing and they dragged their women with them and SURPRISE, the women enjoyed it also. There is nothing strange here. People just wanted to see a fun movie and this was the only one available.
Oh, please let that cute dog walk!
Someone please explain to her that the plural of knife is knives, not knifes…
wait – a burglar broke into paris’s house with knives and she’s still alive? *FAIL*
Her head looks like its made of wax and its melting. The tip of the nose is just about to drip off.
She’s a has been now, right? That explains the recycled “I’ve been (almost) robbed” storyline.
She’ll be cancelled soon thanks to these bad plots, lack of fans and complete lack of talent and/or star power.
I never thought she would go away, but her 15 minutes is almost up. Its like only 1 story a month now about her. Can’t wait till its zero
We finally found a person more pointless than Paris Hilton, a Paris Hilton stalker lol
Good luck with trying to regain some relevance Paris *Sarcasm*, funny how Nicole Richie hardly does anything anymore but people are still more interested in her lmao
Yeah Paris, that’s a normal response. When a guy smashed his way in through a window at my place, I ran screaming down the street. But that’s just me.
It was probably her gardener..
poor little doggie
If only she had live-tweeted her murder.
6:05PM omg i am like being stabbed so not hot
6:07PM bleedin wont stop shud i call someone?
6:08PM RT @ParisHilton OMG Paris Hilton is dying!
6:10PM @lindsaylohan even when im dead in a few mins ill still be hotter than u
6:12PM bad news guys. im dead. 🙁
Am I the only person terrified bc i slowly see this parasite (thanx Michael K) seeping back into the public eye and getting attention??
People this is what she has been building up 2 she does this all the time, she goes away and always comes back why?
I was actually like wow Paris has actually gotten mature and left the “limelight” for more lowkey things kudos to her. Why? BC i thought her vacay was permanent
Ugh pleasegoawaypleasegoawaypleasegoawaypleasegoaway!
@Katija omg that is like the funniest shit that i have read in a comments section bc i can hear her saying it in my mind rotflmao keep em comin
When did Paris get a boob job?
Is something wrong with her back? She never stands up straight in her photos.
Nice dog. Too bad about its owner
Somebody save that little pug! It deserves better than having that skank as it’s owner!
she was so scared, she tweeted. awesome response. the guy trying to break in was suicidal and chose death by chlamydia. she’s the obvious candidate for him to have a quick, painless death.
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