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		<title>By: MAYERSWIFE</title>
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		<dc:creator>MAYERSWIFE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One last thing...it would, on the other hand, be nice to see John grow-up and see what happens to him as a man and musician...his lyrics come from a place of pure passion (even when he is telling someone else&#039;s story in his songs...he is passionate and tender in how he interprets it....)
I would like to see him become a father, I truly believe he would be happy and does not know what he is missing - he is a Libra - and a Libra in Hollywood with a big head will not work.  The path he currently taking will not lead to future success for him personally and I fear he may end up alone and &quot;weird&quot; rather than alive and married and children.  He is &quot;bigger than his body gives him credit for...&quot; and he does not even know it!! ya know what I mean??!?!?!?!!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One last thing&#8230;it would, on the other hand, be nice to see John grow-up and see what happens to him as a man and musician&#8230;his lyrics come from a place of pure passion (even when he is telling someone else&#8217;s story in his songs&#8230;he is passionate and tender in how he interprets it&#8230;.)<br />
I would like to see him become a father, I truly believe he would be happy and does not know what he is missing &#8211; he is a Libra &#8211; and a Libra in Hollywood with a big head will not work.  The path he currently taking will not lead to future success for him personally and I fear he may end up alone and &#8220;weird&#8221; rather than alive and married and children.  He is &#8220;bigger than his body gives him credit for&#8230;&#8221; and he does not even know it!! ya know what I mean??!?!?!?!!?
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		<title>By: MAYERSWIFE</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Mayer is the most beautiful man that I have ever seen or heard in my entire life...his mind and music is magical and so is his talent..but he is young and too young to even see that he is going to hurt Jen...Jennifer should know better - she is very mature and so incredibly strong...I hope that she is either just enjoying the ride and taking John for what he actually is and what he can really offer her.  John does not, however, deserve the chance to use such a beauty (and I mean her heart and mind..more than her bod).  I have been in love with John&#039;s music and mind and think that he is SO INCREDIBLY HANDSOME, but you can not make someone something that they are not.  John has even said in the last year that he would be embarrased if he had kids and started singing songs to them and it was John trying to say &quot;I AM IN NO WAY READY FOR A CHILD OR ANY PERMANENT CONNECTION TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING IN THE FORM OF RESPONSIBLITY, OR THINKING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT MYSELF&quot; Jen is family ready and he is Mr. Unsteady.  Jen should know that John is not worth the pain, but he may be worth the pleasure.  Let him grow up (which in guy years and in Hollywood years - he should be family ready in, say, fifteen years.)  Beautiful people. Not together.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Mayer is the most beautiful man that I have ever seen or heard in my entire life&#8230;his mind and music is magical and so is his talent..but he is young and too young to even see that he is going to hurt Jen&#8230;Jennifer should know better &#8211; she is very mature and so incredibly strong&#8230;I hope that she is either just enjoying the ride and taking John for what he actually is and what he can really offer her.  John does not, however, deserve the chance to use such a beauty (and I mean her heart and mind..more than her bod).  I have been in love with John&#8217;s music and mind and think that he is SO INCREDIBLY HANDSOME, but you can not make someone something that they are not.  John has even said in the last year that he would be embarrased if he had kids and started singing songs to them and it was John trying to say &#8220;I AM IN NO WAY READY FOR A CHILD OR ANY PERMANENT CONNECTION TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING IN THE FORM OF RESPONSIBLITY, OR THINKING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT MYSELF&#8221; Jen is family ready and he is Mr. Unsteady.  Jen should know that John is not worth the pain, but he may be worth the pleasure.  Let him grow up (which in guy years and in Hollywood years &#8211; he should be family ready in, say, fifteen years.)  Beautiful people. Not together.
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		<title>By: Granger</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 11:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I could care less who Jennifer Aniston dates. I&#039;m just totally envious right now of her lifestyle. Oh to be able to sip drinks on the poolside patio of an expensive hotel every weekend! And then, when the job is finished, to go home to your beachfront house and sip drinks on the patio while the housekeeper cleans your bathrooms.

Really, is there any reason for ANYONE to feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston anymore? So her husband cheated on her. It happens to many women. It sucks, but you move on, and she obviously has. If she wants to date men who seem dubious and conceited, that&#039;s her perogative. She doesn&#039;t strike me as the deepest soul on the planet, either.

And for the record, I too remember the article where she talked about not being sure two people were meant to be together forever. And I remember thinking, at the time, &quot;that&#039;s a very strange thing to say when you&#039;re married.&quot; Why bother getting married in the first place if you really feel that way? Doesn&#039;t it kind of belittle the whole institution? But I guess in Hollywood, having a lavish, ridiculously expensive $1 million wedding is what counts, NOT what comes after.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I could care less who Jennifer Aniston dates. I&#8217;m just totally envious right now of her lifestyle. Oh to be able to sip drinks on the poolside patio of an expensive hotel every weekend! And then, when the job is finished, to go home to your beachfront house and sip drinks on the patio while the housekeeper cleans your bathrooms.</p>
<p>Really, is there any reason for ANYONE to feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston anymore? So her husband cheated on her. It happens to many women. It sucks, but you move on, and she obviously has. If she wants to date men who seem dubious and conceited, that&#8217;s her perogative. She doesn&#8217;t strike me as the deepest soul on the planet, either.</p>
<p>And for the record, I too remember the article where she talked about not being sure two people were meant to be together forever. And I remember thinking, at the time, &#8220;that&#8217;s a very strange thing to say when you&#8217;re married.&#8221; Why bother getting married in the first place if you really feel that way? Doesn&#8217;t it kind of belittle the whole institution? But I guess in Hollywood, having a lavish, ridiculously expensive $1 million wedding is what counts, NOT what comes after.
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		<title>By: p</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 11:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Edward Scissorhands strikes again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Edward Scissorhands strikes again.
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		<title>By: GG</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 07:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really believe that joon is a koon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really believe that joon is a koon.
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		<title>By: I&#60;3Jen</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 02:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow alot of you are really hating on Jen. You people need to stop being so jealous of her. I do think she shouldn&#039;t be with him though. She deserves a guy who&#039;s going to treat her right and not leave her for an ugly ass anorexic horrible actress like Brad did. All of you can hate her as much as you want but I will always think she&#039;s a great actress and she deserves the best! :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow alot of you are really hating on Jen. You people need to stop being so jealous of her. I do think she shouldn&#8217;t be with him though. She deserves a guy who&#8217;s going to treat her right and not leave her for an ugly ass anorexic horrible actress like Brad did. All of you can hate her as much as you want but I will always think she&#8217;s a great actress and she deserves the best! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Bestpower</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 01:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Jolie..I didn&#039;t know you know Jennifer so well whereas you can so eloquently inform us of Jen&#039;s true intentions in life..I suppose you would know about users, you&#039;re doing the same to Brad :twisted: :twisted:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Jolie..I didn&#8217;t know you know Jennifer so well whereas you can so eloquently inform us of Jen&#8217;s true intentions in life..I suppose you would know about users, you&#8217;re doing the same to Brad <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Jolie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 21:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jen is a user...it is only fitting she is with another user...there really is no buzz about either of them ...who cares about Jennifer Aniston and John Meyer...and the comment about marriage from Brad only came after her comment about soulmates...she figured to marry the best to get her career started...but girl has no talent...cold and calculating woman is our girl Aniston...she is all about herself...and no confidence...can&#039;s say I blame her... :twisted:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen is a user&#8230;it is only fitting she is with another user&#8230;there really is no buzz about either of them &#8230;who cares about Jennifer Aniston and John Meyer&#8230;and the comment about marriage from Brad only came after her comment about soulmates&#8230;she figured to marry the best to get her career started&#8230;but girl has no talent&#8230;cold and calculating woman is our girl Aniston&#8230;she is all about herself&#8230;and no confidence&#8230;can&#8217;s say I blame her&#8230; <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: jenfan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 16:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love jen but i really dont see what she sees in that guy.John dated everyone but i have no idea whats so special about him. :?:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love jen but i really dont see what she sees in that guy.John dated everyone but i have no idea whats so special about him. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_question.gif' alt=':?:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 12:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mayer is ladies man,but may be gay,but Brad is gone forever,so i hope John can build stable relationship with Jennifer,I heard Sheryl crowe got them together.Maybe they can have baby together i heard Jenn ready for baby because she is almost forty,John and Jen would make pretty baby.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mayer is ladies man,but may be gay,but Brad is gone forever,so i hope John can build stable relationship with Jennifer,I heard Sheryl crowe got them together.Maybe they can have baby together i heard Jenn ready for baby because she is almost forty,John and Jen would make pretty baby.
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