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Written by MSat
Posted in Avril Lavigne, Illness, Music
18 Responses to “Avril Lavigne can’t sing; cancels tour”
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Avril can sing, she may be annoying etc, but she has a great voice. Just coz most people hate her doesn’t mean she can’t sing!
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Real reason?
Poor ticket sales. She’s hoping she’ll do better in Europe.
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That has never stopped her before. And no Blindie, she can not sing.
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I like Avril Lavigne, she is my favourite woman singer.
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Avril is an idiot. The pink hair has been done twice by women with more talent in their pinky toe.
But I will admit that I love love love that song Girlfriend.
But that’s it! I swear.
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Awwww, and when I read the header I thought: “wow, maybe somebody finally came to their senses and did us all the great big favour we’ve all been hoping for: have Avril disappear from the singing world”. And then I saw it was only laryngitis. Not that I wish illness on anybody, but you know. But as Rory Gilmore once said “it’s Avril Lavigne’s world and we just get to live in it”. There’s no stopping the economic and psychological power of 12 year-olds. Alas.
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I die laughing when I think of her chidish effort at being punk. Any photo of her sulking makes me crack up. I can’t help it. She’s the best damn thing for putting a smile on my wrinkly old face. Let me see her again… bwahahaha *falls over laughing*
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Her songs are like bananna’s you can only eat so many before you get constipated.
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I saw a performance of hers on TV and I was very very very unimpressed.
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Can’t stand the chick but she can sing.
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Avril is to punk what Vespas are to Harley Davidson. Should have posted only half the headline, the rest is unneeded.
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I seriously hate Avril more than Paris, Lindsay, Heidi Montag, and Spencer Pratt all combined! At least the others are known to be desperate flavors of the year, but Avril somehow keeps appearing even though she is the most detestable person in Hollywood (Besides Rumor Willis)! It’s not even the faux-punk thing. It’s the self-important-snobby-uninformed-ungrateful-little-c*nt thing that bothers me!
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Ditto mollination!
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seriously, she CAN’T sing at all! and yet, she’s kind of arrogant of her true talent. Apart from her live creepy voice, her songs are catchy n good though. Still she’s a terrible live singer!
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No, Blondie, she can’t sing. That is not singing; that is yelling. Anybody can fucking yell into a mic. I’m a musician. Don’t sully the act of singing by claiming she can do it. Xtina can sing (though I can’t stand the sight of her). Bovril canNOT sing.

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Avril can sing I think you will find!
There are not many people who can sing,play guitar,piano,drums and write songs really well but she can!
She speaks her mind and that’s what makes her so strong as a person.
I went to her recent concert in June
and it was the best concert I have seen this year!Stupid comments about her don’t matter because Avril knows who her true fans are and she respects them by showing her appreciation when she has finished a performance.
Keep up the good work Avril
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She sucks!!
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Opens her mouth and no sound comes out … mm! sounds excellent!!!
Bovril, when you get your voice back, check in immediately for singing lessons.