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		<title>By: Sammy Rippe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sammy Rippe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 20:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Avril will regret getting an obscene tatoo when she &quot;grows up&quot;. I can&#039;t imagine why anyone would get the f word tatooed on their body.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Avril will regret getting an obscene tatoo when she &#8220;grows up&#8221;. I can&#8217;t imagine why anyone would get the f word tatooed on their body.
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		<title>By: GMan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>everyone should have a different sound - Avril has hers. FACT she can sing becuase she opens her mouth and sound comes out. Can she well - well people who like her like her voice and like errors in the song. Who the hell wants to listen to perfect singers you get bored. Arvil has 50% of stuff which is good and the 50% is not as good. LIke any artist - she has Talent and won&#039;t need to listen to sofa experts who can&#039;t even sing two notes - express their hate for anyone who makes it big. Respect other people and people will do the same with you. Diss other people because millions of people bought her records and you  never win an argument. LOL  one final point when you write your songs you can sing them how you want, that&#039;s the whole point isn&#039;t she a song writing artist - did some of the strupid anti-avril replies miss that fact. :-) Bring it now sofa experts</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>everyone should have a different sound &#8211; Avril has hers. FACT she can sing becuase she opens her mouth and sound comes out. Can she well &#8211; well people who like her like her voice and like errors in the song. Who the hell wants to listen to perfect singers you get bored. Arvil has 50% of stuff which is good and the 50% is not as good. LIke any artist &#8211; she has Talent and won&#8217;t need to listen to sofa experts who can&#8217;t even sing two notes &#8211; express their hate for anyone who makes it big. Respect other people and people will do the same with you. Diss other people because millions of people bought her records and you  never win an argument. LOL  one final point when you write your songs you can sing them how you want, that&#8217;s the whole point isn&#8217;t she a song writing artist &#8211; did some of the strupid anti-avril replies miss that fact. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  Bring it now sofa experts
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		<title>By: Thomas195</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She can sing just fine.  She&#039;s not the best, but she is definitely better than most female singers who are more famous than her (with no good reason).

She was better as punk/grunge, or whatever that was.  Since her conversion to her &quot;girly&quot; songs, her songs are very uninteresting.  However, she CAN sing.  At least she doesn&#039;t use electronic enhancements to boost a plain voice (again, like most popular female singers).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She can sing just fine.  She&#8217;s not the best, but she is definitely better than most female singers who are more famous than her (with no good reason).</p>
<p>She was better as punk/grunge, or whatever that was.  Since her conversion to her &#8220;girly&#8221; songs, her songs are very uninteresting.  However, she CAN sing.  At least she doesn&#8217;t use electronic enhancements to boost a plain voice (again, like most popular female singers).
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		<title>By: Robin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you know what are you talking about? She can sing very well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you know what are you talking about? She can sing very well.
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		<title>By: please</title>
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		<dc:creator>please</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>please, shut the fuck up. she can&#039;t FUCKING SING</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>please, shut the fuck up. she can&#8217;t FUCKING SING
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		<title>By: Robert</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People who say she can ´t sing have bad ears. She is one of the best singers in the world. I bet you re listen to crap like paramore or Disney channel-singers. Oh and gg6 you are not the only musician in this world.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People who say she can ´t sing have bad ears. She is one of the best singers in the world. I bet you re listen to crap like paramore or Disney channel-singers. Oh and gg6 you are not the only musician in this world.
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		<title>By: Lis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She sucks!!</description>
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		<title>By: Alison</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Avril can sing I think you will find!

There are not many people who can sing,play guitar,piano,drums and write songs really well but she can!

She speaks her mind and that&#039;s what makes her so strong as a person.

I went to her recent concert in June 
and it was the best concert I have seen this year!
 
Stupid comments about her don&#039;t matter because Avril knows who her true fans are and she respects them by showing her appreciation when she has finished a performance.

Keep up the good work Avril</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Avril can sing I think you will find!</p>
<p>There are not many people who can sing,play guitar,piano,drums and write songs really well but she can!</p>
<p>She speaks her mind and that&#8217;s what makes her so strong as a person.</p>
<p>I went to her recent concert in June<br />
and it was the best concert I have seen this year!</p>
<p>Stupid comments about her don&#8217;t matter because Avril knows who her true fans are and she respects them by showing her appreciation when she has finished a performance.</p>
<p>Keep up the good work Avril
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 12:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, Blondie, she can&#039;t sing.  That is not singing; that is yelling.  Anybody can fucking yell into a mic. I&#039;m a musician.  Don&#039;t sully the act of singing by claiming she can do it.  Xtina can sing (though I can&#039;t stand the sight of her).  Bovril canNOT sing.
:?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, Blondie, she can&#8217;t sing.  That is not singing; that is yelling.  Anybody can fucking yell into a mic. I&#8217;m a musician.  Don&#8217;t sully the act of singing by claiming she can do it.  Xtina can sing (though I can&#8217;t stand the sight of her).  Bovril canNOT sing.<br />
 <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_confused.gif' alt=':?' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: sweetzy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 09:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>seriously, she CAN&#039;T sing at all! and yet, she&#039;s kind of arrogant of her true talent. Apart from her live creepy voice, her songs are catchy n good though. Still she&#039;s a terrible live singer!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>seriously, she CAN&#8217;T sing at all! and yet, she&#8217;s kind of arrogant of her true talent. Apart from her live creepy voice, her songs are catchy n good though. Still she&#8217;s a terrible live singer!
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