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Sometimes I wish this site was the kind of place where I could just throw some photos up and write “Presented without comment.” Because what else can you say about Amy Winehouse in these photos? She had been doing so well too. To my memory, she’s only been a drunken public mess twice over this summer, and that’s doing really good for her. But I suspect I know what’s going on with Amy Winehouse in these photos. It’s one (or more) of the following:
1. Rabies.
2. She has to go potty.
3. It feels good to scratch.
4. She’s drunkenly acting out after her boyfriend Regg Travis was spotted with ex-girlfriend very, very early one morning.
5. She’s back on the pipe.
6. She’s trying not to tip over with the added weight of her drunken crack tittays.
7. She’s so high she thinks she’s a kitten-butterfly hybrid.
8. What? This is NORMAL.
9. She has to mark her territory.
10. She ran out of toilet paper.
11. This is how the kids are getting high now.
12. All of the above.
Winehouse on August 25, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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31 Responses to “Amy Winehouse probably has Cat Scratch Fever”
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My god she is just so nasty.
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Kaiser, you should! Sometimes these shots just speak for themselves. You have a knack for posting the most laugh-worthy ones.
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LOL looks like Amy is posing sexy for the camera.
Like “oh ya baby you like my ass. You want this hawt ass. Yea you like that. You want me to bend over a little further. My ass is hawt. Here let me turn around so you can really see my ass. Yea, baby you want this ass.” I could go all day.
WTF Amy. Make some music already. Will she ever release another album?
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She’s got a scratchy/itchy something, but I don’t know if it comes with a fever.
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LOL! Kaiser you do find the funniest shots. You forgot to say maybe she has gas. It looks like she’s letting one rip in that top pic!
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Gah! Her ass is so boney, it looks like an elbow or a knee or something!
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#3 is my favorite!!!
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maybe she has an atomic wedgie?
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Hemorrhoids. Someone get this girl a doughnut cushion so she can sit down.
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someone come up with a new word for disgustinglytrashytroll
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The most vile human being alive … I’m thoroughly convinced now.
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Her flat ass fits perfectly in a triangle ruler.
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maybe its worms?
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I’ve had cat scratch fever (for real) and it looked nothing like this…
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@Kelley – I think that title might still belong to OJ Simpson.
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That is one bony looking ass. It looks like she could cut glass (or gas) with it!
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oh Amy :0
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Her butt makes a perfect right angle.
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Her ass looks very bony. I miss the pre-winehouse amy.
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yeah something is really not right with her bum. looks like a hyper-extended elbow. quite odd
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Aside from her stupid poses (and the sneer thing in the first pic), her face looks good. Well, meaning her SKIN looks good… a huge change from before.
And I agree with Love Angelina… where’s the music, already?????
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She has real shoes on, not her ballerina slippers.
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God – what is that lump in her lower back (2nd large photo)?? Maybe option 13 is that she bent over to tie her ballet slipper, put her back out, and now she can’t stand up straight. Even junkie diva singers cannot escape the ravages of time…
(But seriously, what is that lump. Ewwww to nth)
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its worms hahahah lmao about those pics and the ideas whats wrong with her…
me too thinks its the shoes she cannot stand straight in her heels..
what a mess
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…among other infections.
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This Lindsay Lohan is YOUR future.
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LMAO at number 11 on the list. I love you Amy! My favorite trainwreck….you look beautiful honey. Now hurry up and drop a new album already! Back to Black is one of the few albums that I can play without skipping songs
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That’s how my cat looks when she’s getting ready to go to the bathroom in the litterbox. Only without the cracked out stare and lip curl.
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She simply l-o-v-e-s to make that sneer. I think she really thinks guys like it. How clueless is she.
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She makes me want to go shower, AGAIN, just looking at her. ~~Shivers~~
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Please don’t insult cats!!
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