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When I first saw these Jessica Alba upskirt photos, I thought “Oh, is Machete coming out today?” But it doesn’t come out until next weekend, so either Jessica is doing a little early promotion with her (lovely) booty, or she just has no idea that short little dress + rooftop + wind + photographers on the street = upskirt. And if she doesn’t know that by now, what’s the point? Personally, I give Alba credit for knowing what she’s doing, and after all, if she really wanted to go full-on promotional style, she could have gone without underwear. As it is, she’s wearing panties and these are just some cute shots of her butt.
Fame Pictures notes that she was doing a balcony/roof photo shoot, probably for a magazine, I guess. They also say that Alba left the shoot with some swag bags. Eh.
Honestly, if this was something that Alba was aware of (which I think it was), and it was to promote Machete, then good for her. She needs Machete to do well, and she needs some credit if Machete does well. Machete director Robert Rodriguez just cast Alba in his next film – Spy Kids 4, which is the kind of family-friendly entertainment that will help her career tremendously. She’s going to play “a former spy, the mother of a baby (like Alba in real life) and step-mother to two preteen children. The stepchildren will take over the “Spy Kids” mantle first worn by Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara. In the previous installments, the parents, played by Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino, were supporting characters. If that’s the case, Alba might be the most or second most, depending on who signs on to play her husband in the film, credit, but be off-screen for long periods of time.” Good for her. And I mean that.
You can see better upskirt photos by clicking on the thumbnails!
Jessica Alba on August 26, 2010. Credit: Fame.
Written by Kaiser
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She is yummie
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She is annoying.
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how could she not know?
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Anyone know how I can get her butt??? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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It is good. She’s just beautfil no matter what. Not saying she’s a great actress.
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I find her beautiful, fab smile and a banging body, very proportionate!
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“Honestly, if this was something that Alba was aware of (which I think it was), and it was to promote Machete, then good for her.”
Kaiser, are you f*cking kidding me?? I really hope you were being sarcastic. You believe she purposefully flashed her vadge at photographers and are applauding her for this?? You are even giving her props for at least wearing underwear, because she could have gone around in a short dress with no underwear on?? Lol!
Can’t we please hold women to a higher standard?
She’s even raising her shoulders up to bring her dress up even further. Classy. She’s setting a great example for her daughter. She is gorgeous, this kind of crap is beneath her.
Can you imagine if men, as part of their job, were applauded for walking around in tiny dresses accidently-on-purpose flashing their fruit baskets to photographers? (yeah, ok, I know, GERRY’s *moldy* fruit basket might rock your world
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Actually, I doubt it was her intentions, and more likely the wardrobe stylist’s mistake. The dress has been pinned numerous times to account for Alba’s tiny size. The back hem is now shorter than the front hem, due to the pinning. So from the front side it may not be a “vadge-flasher”, but it’s certainly made for a nice view from the back.
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she’s chunky.
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Did she not feel the breeze? lol. Whatever.
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SNORE — is this Celebitchy, or is this the Drunken Stepfather blog?
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I love how actresses have quit the “I’m an actress but also intelligent hear me roar” train and have decided that flashing their meat curtains or ass can promote a movie better. Sign O’the Times.
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She’s not flashing her vadge – she has panties on. She’s not Paris or Lindsay or a KK (not that I recall the KK’s flashing naked vadge except Kim’s sex tape).
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She is awesome! Thanks for doing that, Jessica!!!
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exactly my thoughts, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
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I hate this woman and her attention grabbing tactics, but when theres nothing to promote she scowls at the paps
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i don’t know what to think about this. i think this woman takes herself SO seriously that she wouldn’t do a gratuitous upskirt. on the other hand, there isn’t much else to recommend her, and she has already spent multiple films cavorting in little else…so maybe she doesn’t care either way?
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She has a tramp stamp. Nasty
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um, remember when she went to the mtv awards and wore a sheer dress without a bra on?
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Her butt is very beautiful!! Most women need butt implants and fat injections to acquire the fullness, size and shape of Jessica’s healthy butt.
My wife has a really pretty and full figure, unfortunately her has no butt and its rather flat. Jessica has the butt women and red-blooded males want.
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