– John Mayer was given a “Mr. Douchebag” t-shirt by a fan last night. He put it on, scribbled “Douchebag” out and wrote “Badass” instead. It was right the first time. [Dlisted]
– Posh and J-Lo give each other the classic double once-over: Victoria eying up Jennifer, Jennifer assessing Victoria, and both grinning widely immediately afterwards for the cameras [Lainey Gossip]
– Tom Cruise will Star in Next ‘Mission Impossible’ Movie [Fafarazzi]
– Forget about Dwyane Wade, Star Jones was spotted in NYC last night on the town with Dr. Marc Lamont Hill, a professor at Temple University [Bossip]
– If you live you can fall to pieces, and suffer with my ghost: Twin Peaks season 1 DVD review [Pajiba]
– Amy Winehouse Doesn’t Care What People Think. Clearly [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Rihanna finally talks about Chris Brown: “We’ve always been friends, but we’re very close now.” [PopSugar]
–Jeremy Piven’s Passion For Life Misinterpreted As Violent Temper [Defamer]
– Isla Fisher and daughter Olive Cohen, 6 months hang out in between takes on the set of Confessions Of A Shopaholic in Miami Beach, Florida. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Lindsay Lohan was spotted “cozying up” to Nicole Richie’s boyfriend Joel Madden last night at the Hornitos’ Cinco De Mayo Party at Crown Bar in Hollywood. That girl is such a skank [Celebslam]
– Slightly Cold Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures From Maui [The Bastardly]
– Paris Hilton has added another poor little dog to her “collection”. That would bring it up to 18, minus the ones she’s left to die in closets. [CityRag]
– Tom Brady Flashes Look That Says, “Eli May Have Won the Super Bowl, But Look Who’s Fondling My Chin Dimple Tonight” [Websters is my Bitch]
– Dina Lohan/The White Oprah has made Mingling Moms’ “Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities” list. Dina, always frothing at the mouth for more attention, will pick up her award on May 6 and at the same time, film scenes for her new reality show. [The Blemish]
– Lindsay Lohan’s New Song (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Owen Wilson Likes Threesomes With Vince Vaughn [Yeeeah!]
– Jennifer Aniston’s Boy Toy John Mayer Already Cheating [Hollywood Rag]
– Actress Natasha Richardson has one of the most severe wardrobe malfunctions in history at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Beyonce sure doesn’t look pregnant [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: Damsel In Distress Edition [Agent Bedhead]
– Great Random Photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Amy Winehouse – whose album “Back to Black” just passed Coldplay’s “X&Y” to become the all time best seller on Amazon.com – was seen vacationing in the UK this week looking worse than ever [WWTDD]
– Here is one way that the very talented singer/performer Pink keeps her upper body looking fit and buff… kayaking [The Skinny]
– Kelly Brook’s ass looks great in Mom Jeans [Derek Hail]
– Diablo Cody and John Cusack Just Hang Out And Have Totally Normal Cazsh Convo Or Whatever [Best Week Ever]
– Hillary Follows (Pant)Suit [Mollygood]
– The Upper East Side Is Elle Macpherson’s Fashion Runway [Jezebel]
– “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” – the 1st trailer! Yes you read that right [Popbytes]
– The Office’s Angela Kinsey Has a Baby Girl [ShowHype]