Gerard Depardieu starts a bitch-fight with Juliette Binoche. [Dlisted]
K-Fed is still pleasantly plump. [The Blemish]
Jay-Z: If I had met Chris Martin when I was 16, I would have robbed him. [Bossip]
Nicole Richie went back to blonde. [ICYDK]
Gaga wants to be in the Louvre. [Agent Bedhead]
Bedhead‘s Matt Dillion career assessment. [Pajiba]
I love Diane Keaton‘s swimwear. She rocks. [PopEater]
Miley Cyrus post-split: still inappropriate. [LaineyGossip]
Taylor Swift is trying to tell us she wrote songs about John Mayer peeing on her. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Ken Mehlman is a gay virgin. [Gawker]
Ving Rhames: Pirhana 3D Oscar-bait. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Demon Kimora Lee out with her girls. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Shia LaBeouf has his hands on Rosie Huntingwhatever‘s hips! [Pop Sugar]
This is the rare time when I think a starlet should go for shorter shorts. [Hollywood Rag]
Will Forte is off of SNL. [Bitten and Bound]
When Jennifer Aniston‘s career plans are the same as Kristen Stewart‘s, there‘s a problem. [Yeeah]
This is perhaps one of the strangest (and hilarious) post titles I’ve read in a while 🙂
Really Gerard? Why the hate-on for Juliette? She’s a talented actress (The English Patient and Chocolat)and she’s beautiful. I’d rather watch anything she has done than watch you in Bogus 2. Jealous, much?
Nicole is beautiful, but she looks more striking as a brunette.
Lady GaGa: perhaps more suited to MOMA?
So does gay virgin mean he hasn’t had sex with a MAN or hasn’t had sex with ANYONE?
LOL @ Ving Rhames’ Oscar Speech “This is for Lilo &; Stitch”
Kimora is looking Fab – I love to watch her show; she is such a Diva.
I’ll miss will Forte on SNL.
I do not understand how anyone can consider Rachel Bilson a ‘fashionista’. She always looks like a toddler playing dress-up and she CANNOT act. Ugh, she is so just so over-rated.
Gerard is just a grumpy bitter old man who is jealous of Juliette Binoche’s success! He has never won an oscar nor has the amount of film offers as she does.
Juliette: 13 awards including an Oscar.
Gerard: 8, unsurprisingly not including an Oscar.
He was probably drunk, he usually is.
Edit: ah damn, apparently he’s had 16 awards, still no Oscar. Dans ta visage, Gerard.
Chris, Kimora needs to lay off the nose job and face fillers and just get a neck lipo…
gerard was great in “tous les matins du monde” but that was a while- and obviously many, many croissants- ago.
Or how about that movie with Katherine Heigl, “My Father the Hero”? Who can compete with that? 😛
Gérard, don’t drink and rant!
And please stop shilling for German cheese!
Just make sure your restaurants keep doing well…
He’s a grumpy old man now.
Baaaahh! Get off my porch you meddling kids!
I so don’t get picking on Juliette, I think she’s lovely and talented.
I think Nicole looks better as a brunette.
If you looked like Gerrard wouldn’t you be cranky too?
I see that Gerard Depardieu’s hemarroids are bothering him again.
I am going to adopt that for my new comeback line: “Well, who farted on YOUR croissant?!”
Hilarious! Good job Kaiser!
Gerard is one of my all-time favourite actors, I’d pretty much go to see anything with him in (he still does a prodigious amount of work, no matter what some of the commenters here think. Himself and Daniel Auteuil are always a brilliant double-act.), but I do think he’s wrong about Juliet.
She has charm in abundance for a start. She is a good actress, perhaps not quite as big a screen presence as Fanny Ardant, but still very watchable.
GaGa belongs in the Loo, not the Louvre!
I assume he has a personal beef with Juliette. Why this personal attack on her? She seems talented at best, harmless at worst, so I think they have some kind of history together.
He is right about one thing, though. Isabelle Adjani is batsh*t crazy!
Omfg, best headline ever!! So funny!
“I’d rather watch anything she has done than watch you in Bogus 2. Jealous, much?”
Hahahaha. You know I’ll have to use that.
kaiser, that title is hilarious
I’m still bummed the French Julia Roberts won over Lauren Bacall. And The English Patient is overrated. I only got interested in Sayid’s parts. However, Juliet is no way a crap actress, she just happens to get bland roles.
I have not forgiven Isabel Adjani for Ishtar.
i almost died when i read the title. then i read the article. LMAO keep em coming. XD
Gerard is a good actor but as a person he is arrogant and horrible. His children suffered greatly. Guillaume’s (rip) life was just miserable ,he suffered greatly from his relationship (lack of) with his father. And Julie had that famous quote ” C’est mon fardeau” when Gerard came on stage just as she was accepting her award at the Cérémonie des Césars. It was so embarassing for everyone there and he just couldn’t let her have her moment, he just had to steal her thunder.
Gerard probably just means that she is the same persona in every movie she is in. In other words, she’s a little bland. But still, it doesn’t justify his rant after all these years.
Maybe she wouldn’t sleep with him? lol
Make Gaga go away. For all the talk about her ‘art’ she needs to study up big time. There most ‘modern’ piece in the Louvre is from 184-something. Idiot idiot idiot.
Anyone who throws Bogus 2 into an insult is fine by me, yo.
Is too sad Will Forte is leaving SNL, love him… Kristin Wiig will probably be soon and that will suck as well.
Perhaps Juliette Binoche wouldn’t sleep with Gerad Depardieu many years ago — since she has a taste for younger men. So up to today he still refused to accept the one-time rejection.
he’s a wonderful actor!
probably he was drunk…
Isn’t he the skank that used to boast that he participated in gang rapes? Anything that comes out of Depardieu’s mouth needs to be shoved back in!
@original kate the hot guy in tout les matins le monde was actually depardieu’s son GD plays the same character bitter and aged at the end of the movie…you have to go back to the 70’s for a hot Gerard and even then the nose… But I did love him in Green Card, his movies are uneven just as many good ones as embarrasing Juliette is in some of the best foriegn movies of all time we’ll just forget the recent Steve Carell schmaltz.
Kaiser, your title was hilarious and I love how you put a photo of Juliette crying as if she was reacting to his insult!
Beauty and Le Beast.
I’ve always admired La Binoche, used to like Depardieu but omfg he looks like a mean, beady-eyed dumpling these days.