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Just when you thought Jessica Simpson might be smartenin’ up, she says something like this.
Simpson says, “I’m not going to lie and say that I don’t want to see Tony (Romo) and me in the (tabloid) pictures. It is a good airplane reading if you throw it away when you get off. I’m good at that.
“I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing. That’s interesting to me. Do I read the stories? Not really. I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.”
What really gets me is that while Jessica loves these pictures, the rest of us are just mildly disturbed. Do you remember those pictures of her, Tony Romo and the blue icing at his birthday celebration? Yeah, I’m going into therapy as a result, too.
Jessica and Tony are also rumored to be getting engaged, although this is strictly not official. While these rumors have circulated for a few weeks, do you kind of suspect that Jess might be putting them out herself to draw attention away from her sister Ashlee?
Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend Tony Romo have reported confirmed that they are engaged. Sources say friends of the couple were heard toasting their news at a party thrown by P. Diddy last Friday.
“I have never felt better,” Simpson was overheard telling friends. “I am really excited.”
Insiders allege that the singer is determined to get married before her younger sister Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee recently announced her engagement to ‘Fall Out Boy’ rocker Pete Wentz.
“Jessica would love nothing more than to get married before Ashlee. It upsets her that her little sister will be married and she won’t. She gets jealous when Ash gets more attention,” claims the insider.
I’m sure that all siblings have issues, but getting married out of competition is not going to make for a happy union – if this story is true.
The way for Jess to go is to get married about two weeks after Ashlee’s wedding. Sure, Ashlee will get married first (sort of, Jessica was married to Nick Lachey before), but Jessica will be able to see what she does and outdo her. Ashlee wears a white dress with 3 foot train? Jess will get a dress that requires nine bridesmaids to assist her walking. Ashlee arrives at the reception in a Cinderella-style horse drawn carriage? Jess arrives in the same carriage, but leaves after midnight in a giant pumpkin pulled by genetically modified mice. You could see her thinking there are mice big enough to pull a carriage.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Jessica Simpson is shown at the airport on 2/27/08, thanks to WENN. There aren’t a lot of paparazzi photos of her.
Written by Helen
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Paparazzi
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Isnt obvious?
She already got married once…and first! Why can´t she just let it go?
Oh, I know this one!
Because she is a spoilled bitch, thats why!
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Nice article Helen. The Chimpson’s are pretty pathetic. Media whoring at it’s worst. I can see either of the Chimpson sister’s vying to see who can get more money for selling off picture’s of their babies. Any sane man would run away from these girls.
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o come on! Who doesn’t love Star magazines annual celebrity cellulite issue??!?!?! Not to mention guess the celebrity flaw (man hands, web feet, double chin etc. etc….) Let’s be real about it, we all know, that everybody’s favorite photos to look at are of themselves, or really bad/funny photos of other people.
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If my father had brought me up to beleive that I only existed if the media was interested in me, then I too would be very interested in pictures of myself and news about me. That is called validation. I know that she is a ditz and was a spoiled brat on her show, but she has moved on. People give her a break!
I hope that she finds someone who is strong enough to tell her father to go and get his own life, and will help her grow up.
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Looks much better with no makeup on.
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The man that Jessica dates be it Tony Romo or any man shouldn’t have to step in to tell Joe Simpson to butt out. That is Jessica’s job. She’s going along with her father’s plan to tell the world that she’s on the verge of marrying Romo because she needs the press. Nobody cares about her second straight to video movie, nobody cares about her country album. So what else does she have to talk about?
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I like this quote:
“I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads”…
Cuz he’s not sure what to believe about herself? Like “did we take a romantic getaway?”
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Since Alexis brought it up, I love, love those Star issues. I don’t care if I sound vain, but it makes me feel better to see actual flaws on so called perfect people.
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She can read???
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Papa didn’t raise no fool. She knows the only way to make money now is the baby route, Pass the whole sorry thing down to the next generation. When will the backlash begin against mother’s who use their own flesh and blood to stay in the media? Before she has a baby for that reason. I hope
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She probably loves the smell of her own queefs as well.
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she looks cute without all the makeup and heavy orange bronzer. but who stole girlfriend’s feet?!
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hear hear Leni!!
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I really hope that Jessica doesn’t get married just because her sister is also. That really isn’t the way these things are supposed to work.
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