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Written by JayBird
Posted in Business, Paris Hilton
17 Responses to “Paris Hilton launches hair extension line; wants babies”
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Is it just me or is she really greasy looking?
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She should wear an eye patch. It could be pink and covered in swarovsky crystals. She could add parrots to her menegerie of sad miniature animals. It’ll be all the rage!! Pirate by Paris (that, is of course, what the fragrance will be called).
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If her hair looks this bad in photos, how bad must those extensions look in person?
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I think she’s using some sort of shimmery product on her skin that makes her look greasy in these photos. Needs a new makeup artist. Or, hell, she could just be greasy.
Seems like something she would do, ‘Make me look glowy!’ instead she looks like a grease pit.
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the distance shots are ok, she looks quite nice in those
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Jaybird, I was thinking the same thing: Paris doesn’t even know how to keep pets so how on earth will she deal with babies? I am so not eager to see a Paris Hilton spawn. She’d probably give it the name of the city it was conceived in and braid its hair with her cheap ass extensions as soon as it’s out of her belly. Or the orphanage. I can’t really imagine Paris will go through with a pregnancy once someone has explained to her that she will get fat temporarily. I just had a frightening thought: what if Nicole, Joel, Benji and Paris are the four horsemen of the Apocalypse? It sort of seems to fit, doesn’t it? And I think that if Paris and Benji really should stick together and procreate, their spawn is likely to be an LA, sunglasses wearing, wonky-eyed version of the anti-Christ. *shudder*
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“what if Nicole, Joel, Benji and Paris are the four horsemen of the Apocalypse?”
Anna, I swear to god, I laughed out loud.
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Cool Jess, that means Paris’ existence did at least some good today!
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i don´t like to be mean, but if paris gets pregnant, i want her to get as fat as J.Lo.
gonna hang my head in shame now.
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Paris needs to have children like a fish needs a bicycle. All that cash and she still can’t fix that f*ckin’ wonky eye of hers.
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When Paris came back from Europe, she got a quick peel. Her skin looked radiant. But adding highlighting glow should not be applied all over. A lower grade highlighter would be fine for all over-the-face use. Let’s face it, Paris’ eyes are the same color of the crap you expel every morning. Take a look at her young kid years. Sorry Paris, but you are not one of the lucky ones who were born w/eyes the color of the sea, trees & sky. You can thank your Italian grandad for that.
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Hilton still hawks her grandfather’s famous last name, and is still riding on the fame of that sex tape and phony claims of being a heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. What a phony she is. Such a social climber and opportunist — she is her mother all the way. Repulsive.
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gosh how many kilos of make up on her face? make up hanging even on the lips, bbrrr horrible… looks parthetic
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It looks like one of her eyes droop - she has a lazy eye. Anyone else noticed that??
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Note to Paris: Go lighter on the make up and the wonky eye wouldn’t stand out so much. Looks like she needs a bath. And what’s up with the glittery orange body spray? The hair looks like that shiney plastic doll hair. She makes the bitch in me come out.
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What a great article, wow! Everything you said is so true. Just because her name is on it doesn’t make it the bomb. I have hair from http://www.perfectlocks.com, it’s Indian human hair that looks fabulous. I would never buy a product just because somebody endorses it. I need to read reviews and see photos from real people like me. Who needs that Barbie hair crap?!!
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Ok, back in February I was at a taping of the Ellen Degeneres show. And I was just soooo lucky, the guest was Horis Hlton, I mean Horseface Hilton, I mean Horsehoof Hilton, I mean Paris Hilton. First things first, I could not get over how HUGE her feet are. Alot has been written about them, but seriously they are HUGE! She was there hawking among other things her hair extensions. She gave some to Ellen who then said “Oh Paris, you know me so well”. I couldn’t have been more than 10 feet from them and they look like Barbie hair. Who are the tards that buy this shit? Seriously, who are they?
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