Comments on: Paris Hilton launches hair extension line; wants babies

By: abbizmal

abbizmal — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:17:27 +0000

Note to Paris: Go lighter on the make up and the wonky eye wouldn’t stand out so much. Looks like she needs a bath. And what’s up with the glittery orange body spray? The hair looks like that shiney plastic doll hair. She makes the bitch in me come out.

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By: Cindy Kennedy

Cindy Kennedy — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:53:50 +0000

It looks like one of her eyes droop - she has a lazy eye. Anyone else noticed that??

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By: diamond

diamond — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:01:49 +0000

gosh how many kilos of make up on her face? make up hanging even on the lips, bbrrr horrible… looks parthetic

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By: will

will — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:10:21 +0000

Hilton still hawks her grandfather’s famous last name, and is still riding on the fame of that sex tape and phony claims of being a heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. What a phony she is. Such a social climber and opportunist — she is her mother all the way. Repulsive.

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By: Nan

Nan — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:23:05 +0000

When Paris came back from Europe, she got a quick peel. Her skin looked radiant. But adding highlighting glow should not be applied all over. A lower grade highlighter would be fine for all over-the-face use. Let’s face it, Paris’ eyes are the same color of the crap you expel every morning. Take a look at her young kid years. Sorry Paris, but you are not one of the lucky ones who were born w/eyes the color of the sea, trees & sky. You can thank your Italian grandad for that.

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By: Sasha

Sasha — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:43:27 +0000

Paris needs to have children like a fish needs a bicycle. All that cash and she still can’t fix that f*ckin’ wonky eye of hers.

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By: Anni

Anni — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:30:03 +0000

i don´t like to be mean, but if paris gets pregnant, i want her to get as fat as J.Lo.

gonna hang my head in shame now.

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By: Anna

Anna — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:31:43 +0000

Cool Jess, that means Paris’ existence did at least some good today!

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By: jessiee

jessiee — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:22:54 +0000

“what if Nicole, Joel, Benji and Paris are the four horsemen of the Apocalypse?”

Anna, I swear to god, I laughed out loud.

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By: Anna

Anna — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:13:53 +0000

Jaybird, I was thinking the same thing: Paris doesn’t even know how to keep pets so how on earth will she deal with babies? I am so not eager to see a Paris Hilton spawn. She’d probably give it the name of the city it was conceived in and braid its hair with her cheap ass extensions as soon as it’s out of her belly. Or the orphanage. I can’t really imagine Paris will go through with a pregnancy once someone has explained to her that she will get fat temporarily. I just had a frightening thought: what if Nicole, Joel, Benji and Paris are the four horsemen of the Apocalypse? It sort of seems to fit, doesn’t it? And I think that if Paris and Benji really should stick together and procreate, their spawn is likely to be an LA, sunglasses wearing, wonky-eyed version of the anti-Christ. *shudder*

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