– Geri Halliwell Doesn’t Care If Daughter Becomes “Goth Lesbian.” How very specific. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus for Playboy. Gross. [Dlisted]
– Justin Timberlake has signed with MTV to produce a reality tv show called The Phone, kinda like a Bourne Identity meets the Amazing Race [Lainey Gossip]
– Judge: Jury selection can begin in R. Kelly pornography case [Fafarazzi]
– Check out this sneak peek of Aaliyah gracing the cover of Fader Magazine for the annual icon issue [Bossip]
– Rap kingpin Jay-Z reportedly set up a trust fund for Sean Bell’s children [AOL Black Voices]
– Five Easy Steps to a Financially Successful Romantic Comedy: What Happens in Vegas review [Pajiba]
– ‘W’ Gets Weirder as Lionsgate, Oliver Stone Agree to Outrageous Five-Month Turnaround [Defamer]
– The cast of Scrubs had a lot to celebrate last night after their fairy-tale season finale, but instead of poppin’ champagne, they opted to try their skills at the poker table at the the Michael J. Fox Foundation For Parkinson’s Research Fundraiser [Popsugar]
– Sienna Miller always seems to be getting into fights with the paparazzi. The latest scuffle took place at LAX earlier this week [Celebslam]
– Chanelle Hayes @ Nuts Football Awards [The Bastardly]
– Nicole Richie and Joel Madden take their adorable baby Harlow out for their daily fix of caffeine [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Burly porkchop sideburns are the new hot trend in hair in Hollywood. The operative word being “hot”. We’ll see how long they last once summer hits…. [CityRag]
– Tyra Banks Runs a Fetish Show. Thanks for always keeping it classy Tyra (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Sarah Larson, former “Fear Factor” contestant and famous girlfriend of George Clooney graces next month’s Harper’s Bazaar [Websters is my Bitch]
– The Kardashians posted a mock PSA on Kim’s website regarding the situation in Burma. The whole video is obviously scripted and done in a way to highlight the collective stupidity of the Kardashians while at the same time attempting to teach people about Burma. Sadly, it failed miserably [The Blemish]
– Meet the latest addition to the Beyoncé Knowles House of Deréon clothing line: the “Deréon Girls Collection.” It’s uber creepy… and not surprisingly, uber tacky [Yeeeah!]
– Hollywood heartthrob Patrick Dempsey almost quit acting before he landed his comeback role in hit TV series Grey’s Anatomy – because he was fed up with losing parts as a result of his dyslexia [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Kim Kardashian is reportedly undergoing specialist cellulite removal treatment [Hollywood Rag]
– A day in the life of Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith together is as exciting as their movies [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– John Mayer Continues To Slowly Charm Us With His Douchebag Ways [Agent Bedhead]
– Lauren Hastings is not famous, but if she were, these would be semi-naked pictures of international superstar Lauren Hastings (NSFW) [WWTDD]
– Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff at the same event that Katharine McPhee attended in the photos below… the “Most Alluring Bodies” event from Allure Magazine. [The Skinny]
– Paris Hilton in Russian GQ [Derek Hail]
– LOST RECAP: Fate Is A Fickle Bitch. And Destiny Is a Whore [Best Week Ever]
– La Toya Jackson hung out in Germany yesterday at what we can only hope was an anti-plastic surgery rally. [Mollygood]
– Mary J. Blige: More Comfortable In Her Clothes Than You [Jezebel]
– Tina Turner and Cher do Oprah [Popbytes]