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		<title>By: Deb_deb</title>
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		<dc:creator>Deb_deb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 02:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree wtih Sasha 100%. Portia would not be with Ellen if Ellen didn&#039;t have the $$$$. Also she doesn&#039;t need email as she has the staff and $$$ for other people to do things for her. She doesn&#039;t need to know how to write good comedy either by the looks of things.
Look at that photo of her, she looks like a muppet and aged. There is no way on gods green earth that Portia would be with her if she wasn&#039;t the most popular and recognised lesbian. Portia is a trophy for Ellen, she really got the brass ring scoring Portia. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree wtih Sasha 100%. Portia would not be with Ellen if Ellen didn&#8217;t have the $$$$. Also she doesn&#8217;t need email as she has the staff and $$$ for other people to do things for her. She doesn&#8217;t need to know how to write good comedy either by the looks of things.<br />
Look at that photo of her, she looks like a muppet and aged. There is no way on gods green earth that Portia would be with her if she wasn&#8217;t the most popular and recognised lesbian. Portia is a trophy for Ellen, she really got the brass ring scoring Portia.
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		<title>By: SteveJobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 12:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You use the phrase &quot;useful tool&quot; too many times to believe that it&#039;s anything less than a full-on addiction for you CB.
I check my email a lot, too, but if I haven&#039;t go access, I can go a week or more without it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You use the phrase &#8220;useful tool&#8221; too many times to believe that it&#8217;s anything less than a full-on addiction for you CB.<br />
I check my email a lot, too, but if I haven&#8217;t go access, I can go a week or more without it.
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		<title>By: mamalicious</title>
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		<dc:creator>mamalicious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 08:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t have a computer, I never go on the Net, and I don&#039;t know what e-mail is anyway.  Hell I don&#039;t even have an electricity connection yet.
Hey, what&#039;s this machine in front of me?  Who put that there?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t have a computer, I never go on the Net, and I don&#8217;t know what e-mail is anyway.  Hell I don&#8217;t even have an electricity connection yet.<br />
Hey, what&#8217;s this machine in front of me?  Who put that there?
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		<title>By: Ack!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ack!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 03:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s nothing wrong with not having a computer. Email&#039;s great for business things, but I hardly ever use email just to visit somebody. Phones are nice for conversations, and there&#039;s nothing like getting an actual letter from somebody who took the time to think about what they wanted to say and then wrote it out and mailed it. It&#039;s touching and very personal. We don&#039;t need half the crap we think we do in order to have meaningful lives.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s nothing wrong with not having a computer. Email&#8217;s great for business things, but I hardly ever use email just to visit somebody. Phones are nice for conversations, and there&#8217;s nothing like getting an actual letter from somebody who took the time to think about what they wanted to say and then wrote it out and mailed it. It&#8217;s touching and very personal. We don&#8217;t need half the crap we think we do in order to have meaningful lives.
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		<title>By: Gracie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gracie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 00:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In that top picture she looks older than 50.  

No email - that&#039;s called having other people do it for you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In that top picture she looks older than 50.  </p>
<p>No email &#8211; that&#8217;s called having other people do it for you.
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 21:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sasha--I live in LA...I see it everyday. It works! It reaaaaally works!
:-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sasha&#8211;I live in LA&#8230;I see it everyday. It works! It reaaaaally works!<br />
 <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 19:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Ron, it&#039;s called money- the great American leg spreader.&lt;/b&gt; Ellen is a great comedian, but her head looks like a blond unmade bed. It takes millions in the bank for her to get a hottie like Portia de Rossi in the sack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Ron, it&#8217;s called money- the great American leg spreader.</b> Ellen is a great comedian, but her head looks like a blond unmade bed. It takes millions in the bank for her to get a hottie like Portia de Rossi in the sack.
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ellen has a staff of over 100 people to take care of things like this for her. And she doesn&#039;t need the internet to hook up with other hot lezzies, they seem come to her with no help from the internets ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ellen has a staff of over 100 people to take care of things like this for her. And she doesn&#8217;t need the internet to hook up with other hot lezzies, they seem come to her with no help from the internets <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: velvet elvis</title>
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		<dc:creator>velvet elvis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good for you Ellen not to give in to the trends...as for me they&#039;ll have to pry the internet out of my cold dead hands.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good for you Ellen not to give in to the trends&#8230;as for me they&#8217;ll have to pry the internet out of my cold dead hands.
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		<title>By: Syko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Syko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I keep in touch with so many people through the internet, I can&#039;t imagine being without it.  I&#039;ve kept up with distant family members, old co-workers, and friends around the world.  I have a great friend in France, we drop each other a note daily.  I would not keep up nearly the level of communication that I do without the internet, because I simply would not sit down and write all those snail mail letters.  But an e-mail is quick to dash off.  

People claiming to be too old to learn new ways just floors me.  I was well into my 50s when I got my first PC.  And a now-deceased aunt of mine, at 85, was given her son&#039;s old computer and she enrolled in a computer class at the local high school to learn to use it, and from then on loved using it every day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep in touch with so many people through the internet, I can&#8217;t imagine being without it.  I&#8217;ve kept up with distant family members, old co-workers, and friends around the world.  I have a great friend in France, we drop each other a note daily.  I would not keep up nearly the level of communication that I do without the internet, because I simply would not sit down and write all those snail mail letters.  But an e-mail is quick to dash off.  </p>
<p>People claiming to be too old to learn new ways just floors me.  I was well into my 50s when I got my first PC.  And a now-deceased aunt of mine, at 85, was given her son&#8217;s old computer and she enrolled in a computer class at the local high school to learn to use it, and from then on loved using it every day.
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