Meh. That’s all I feel about In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week. ITW has done so many Kardashian kovers that I’m now totally over it, and I generally enjoy a Kardashian story. Yes, they’re dumb, and yes, they are insanely easy to cover. We all try to pretend we aren’t paying attention, but we all have opinions. Anyway, this week’s cover story is “Scott tells all.” Apparently, the whole Scott-Disick-is-an-alcoholic-and-Kourtney-is-finally-leaving-him plot line didn’t get everybody enough attention, so the new story is this: Scott hates Kris Jenner (true story), and he plans to sell the Kardashians out in a tell-all book, then launch his own reality show in which he will be the star, and it will feature him being a playboy. My guess for the name of the show? “Date Rape… with Scott Disick”.
Scott Disick used to make a point of smiling for the cameras at public events, but as a miserable-looking Scott walked the red carpet at Taste of Beverly Hills with his girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian, it was clear that those days are long gone.
“There was a lot of tension, and Scott looked mad. At one point, Kourtney’s mom, Kris, snarled at Scott to smile,” says a witness.
For the Kardashians, appearances are everything — and in this case, an insider says, appearances didn’t lie. Fed up with the Kardashian clan — especially Kris — Scott has been mulling a lucrative offer to write a scathing tell-all about the family.
“He has vowed not to sell out Kourtney personally, but he doesn’t mind talking about the rest of the family,” the insider shares, adding that these days, “he really can’t stand to be in the same room with Kris.”
Desperate to be free of Kourtney’s mom’s “controlling” ways but eager to stay in the limelight, Scott is thinking that writing a tell-all could solve all of his problems.
“He wants to break away from the Kardashian brand and do his own thing,” the insider explains.
Scott is convinced that the tell-all will net him a major paycheck — but the book isn’t the only weapon in his strike-it-rich arsenal. Sick and tired of the Kardashian clan, Scott thinks he’s famous enough to break free of them.
“He now wants to do his own TV show,” says an insider, adding that Scott has always believed his wild party boy lifestyle would play great on the small screen.
[From In Touch Weekly]
I have a great idea for another tell-all from Scott: the interview he does when he finds out that he’s not Mason-Dixon’s father! He could call the book, “How I Got Played By Premo Stallone.” Seriously, reality show producers… don’t ever give Scott his own show. The guy is a total creep and his eyes are like Rohypnol for the soul.
Cover courtesy of In Touch Weekly.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Doesn’t he look alot like Christian Bale in ‘American Psycho’? Creeeeepy
he’s like a conman who spends too much picking out his outfit
I had forgotten all about Premo Stallone. LMAO!
OMG, I could never get over those shoes!
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I doubt he’d do a tell-all. Its obvious he & Kris can’t stand each other, just move out to the East coast where his family is and problem is solved. Kris will be too busy molding her two younger girls. I knew Scott would be the one to bring them down – if anyone could. I don’t “hate” them, just think they’re over-exposed. I’m wondering if this is their last season.
my grandpa has similar leopard loafers, only he wears them around the house. my grandpa is 93 years old and has an artificial hip, so he gets a pass.
He gives being NYC slick a bad name.
He is already more interesting than their whole family combined.
Original Kate: That is hilarious!!!
Kaiser, “Rohypnol for the soul”…poetry! You’ve given my unease about this guy the perfect words.
Who would watch a show with this doucheface? I don’t watch the Kardashian one either but he is less appealing than that bunch by a mile.
This is BS!! In Touch weekly story last week was “Kourtney and Scott were separated” which was a lie. Now there story is Khloe is not a Kardashian? Khloe looks just like Kris Jenner.
As much as I despise this younger, sleazier, George Hamilton wannabe, if he can take down the Kardashians and put America out of it’s misery- he has all my support. Maybe he’ll expose Ryan Seacrest while he’s at it; He’s the jackass we have to thank for this whole Kardashian nightmare.
Seriously a tell all about the carcrashians… Is there anything we don’t know already?
He couldnt hold his own show. The Kardashian show is bad enough let alone his own show. This family is just a bunch of fame whoring leeches. I wish they would all go away.
@ Jules:
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right! he’s working the hell out of that ‘patrick bateman’ steez!
#1 i don’t think that mason is his kid. that kid didn’t get ‘any’ of his genes…i mean come on.
#2 it wouldn’t surprise me a bit to find out the ‘odd-daughter-out’ khloe is not a kardashian. she doesn’t look like any of them. plus, she dyes her hair to match the other sibs. she’s a natural blond.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1287750/Khloe-Kardashian-opens-family-album-pays-tribute-late-dad-Fathers-Day.html
maybe she’s a milkman baby. lol 🙂
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwiee, this guy is so repulsive and gives me the CREEPS
WTF could he possibly tell that the world doesn’t know already?
He just always looks 10 kinds of Sleazy, She could, and should do better
I have always thought that Scott is gay.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He’s so creepy looking!!!!!!!!!
This is Kourtney’s fault. She threatens her family to not let them see the baby unless everyone caves to this crazy guy’s ways. She should just stop bitching about him and learn to live with him AND all of his bad habits. This was her choice, not her family’s. Everyone knows that when you marry someone, you marry in to the family. My family would have told me to pound sand a long time ago if I chose to be with a loser. At this point, I doubt Kourtney would leave him even if she walked in on him doing another girl. She embarasses herself by taking him back every time. Foolish girl!
” A NEW CLAIM THAT KHLOE MIGHT NOT BE A KARDASHIAN” Wow, that story really caught my eye. I never believed that Robert was her real father.
I think Scott should write the Kardashian tell-all,I would love it.
He looks a bit like Casey Affleck in that third photo.
Maybe I’ve got dreadful taste in men but I think Scott is hot. I like his creepy-elegant style and he does look a bit like Christian Bale.
I don’t get a gay vibe from him at all, quite the opposite.
ita that mason is not scott’s. & if he’s got some dirt on that fam…let’s hear it. howev that’s not gonna reduce his douche factor @ all.
His eyes are so cold. It gives me the chills.
Every time I see his name I misread it as “Scott Dickish”
And what more dirt could there possibly be about the Kardashians?
I could believe that Khloe is not a kardashian. She looks nothing like the other sisters or nothink like kris.
Well Scott is better of from the Kardashians any ways. The Kardashians are losers always thinking they are better than everyone else. Sorry i know most people think Scott is a loser wait he is a loser but i am sure he is a nice guy deep down he is probably a nice guy better than the Kardashians.
No way is Khloe the fruit of Robert Kardashian’s loins.
Has anybody noticed the baby does not look REMOTELY like him?
Is there any question whether or not he is the father?
If I were Scott Disick I would get a paternity test done. Who knows where any of those girls have been.
Yeah, I think he’s hot, too. I just wouldn’t really want to ever talk to him.
Original Kate: your grandpa sounds fabulous! This guy…not so much.
@ original kate: “my grandpa has similar leopard loafers, only he wears them around the house. my grandpa is 93 years old and has an artificial hip, so he gets a pass.”
Love it. I spent my formative years around my LA-by-way-of-Hoboken godparents and fell in love with the glory that is leopard print.
Especially if it’s fuzzy. To quote Gordon Ramsay, f•ck me! There is nothing better than fuzzy faux leopard-print shoes.
@ Bailey: That epitomizes him perfectly!! LMAO
Marjalane – great post. And finally, someone calling out Ryan Seacrest for promoting this obnoxious family.
Who cares if he sells out the Kardashians, will he sell me his shoes? I want those leopard driving mocs!
Make him GO AWAY PLEASEEEE!!!! i HATE this creep. he and Kourtney deserve each other. but i WOULD read the book!
Khloe had a DNA test done like one of the earlier seasons bc she believed she wasn;t their child, I believe shes a Kardashian shes just a different splice of their genes. Mason looks just like the kardashians dad and brother. I am tired of them and their scripted drama the realest 2 ppl on the show is khloe and lamar they truly seem in love and that really seems like thats their life, the others-not so much
She is so pretty…he is such a douche.
I think Khloe just had a maternity test done, she “claimed” she didn’t think Kris was her mom. Don’t think they did any paternity testing.
Kourtney should get a BALLER with lots of money and he should do a book yet not tell all the juicy stuff before he does so. Kourtney should wake up some like Kim and do things, she alwayz looks sad. If she is truly unhappy and all it is not good for their child to see a depressed mom. There are some good men out there. If Mason is really his baby he is so wrong for saying he is not.
I love the Kardashian family , although I must admit , Khloe doesnt look anything like the other 2 sisters but she does indeed look alot like Kris Jenner , (Her Mother) and Jeez Scott is the biggest ass wipe I have ever seen does he get a kick out of being an ass cracked family ripper? seriously no body is that evil surely?
he needs to get a grip and stop making excuses for his own life , I would LOVE it if Kourtney exposed that baby Mason is not Scott dickish (YEAH I KNOW ITS DISICK)son because lets face it , Mason it way too cute to be his son ?