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May 15
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Ashlee Simpson wedding coverage will cost seven figures

Written by JayBird

Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Joe Simpson, Money, Pete Wentz, Photos, Weddings

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13 Responses to “Ashlee Simpson wedding coverage will cost seven figures”

  1. Devilgirl:
    May 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I can’t stand looking at Pete Wentz, he is just odd to look at. Strange face. 8O

  2. neelyo:
    May 15th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Wentz reminds me of one of the flying monkeys from THE WIZARD OF OZ.

    Poor deluded Papa Joe, doesn’t he realize the shelf life on his family has expired. He’ll get seven figures, but the decimal wlll be after the 3rd one.

  3. gg:
    May 15th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Wow, he has a big head for his body.

  4. GirlyGirl:
    May 15th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    LOL, I think the face on the blonde woman to the left sums up how we all feel about this!
    @neelyo - he does look like one of those monkeys! BWAAHAHAHA!

  5. Ron:
    May 15th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    She got the dress at Filene’s running of the brides for 249.99. And she saved money on the invitations too! With those savings together she can afford an epidural for the birth of her bastard child. Yeah!

  6. Mr. T:
    May 15th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Anything over 2 figures is wasted money on these assholes. Does anyone really care? Also, a reality show is probably in the works for this couple. I give them six months. I’d pity Pete but the fool has a fools face.

  7. snappyfish:
    May 15th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    who cares about these people? The Simpson’s are no-talent’s their parents used as cash cows.

    Kinda have to feel a little sorry for them…..but I can’t

  8. Sasha:
    May 15th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Half of that will be spent turning the groom into a real man.

  9. kate:
    May 15th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    he is hilarious to look at.

  10. Dee:
    May 16th, 2008 at 5:27 am

    Encore Sasha =]

  11. poopie:
    May 16th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    he is one huge GOOBER. i can’t stand to look at him either - like a cartoon character - what DOES she see in him? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…. oh sorry, that’s what her HO DADDY sees in him now that the jessica meal ticket in on the blink

  12. Kim:
    May 19th, 2008 at 3:41 am

    Sorry, but I definately think he is gay!!

  13. Christina:
    May 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    shame… it’s all about the money…

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