Lindsay’s full of shit lately. Her boobs look like two basketballs stuffed under her skin, but she has attributed their strange shape and quick growth to natural causes. This latest quote is undoubtedly made up, because there’s no source listed and it’s worded like a typical Brit would phrase it, but it’s not beneath us to repeat it or attribute it to her. She said something like this before, but it’s impossible to google since all the keywords are kind of dirty:

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It’s probably not true that she actually said that this time around unless someone changed the quote to sound British, but in an interview with The Mirror she did deny every trying cocaine, and credited her druggie dad for her abstinence:

Lohan also admits that she was too thin and wasn’t eating right, and said she turned her health around by exercising. She says she parties a lot but that “it’s nothing too decadent and probably not half as wild as what goes on at university fraternity parties.” It’s good that she’s no longer in denial about her body at least.

Here she is in various beach shots this week.

Thanks to Hollywoods Best, Egotastic, and Mollygood for the photos. x17online also points out her freckled butt.