The first week of September brought an interesting tabloid story of high-profile infidelity. The story came from Star Magazine, and it was about Ashton Kutcher almost nailing a “young hot blonde” in the bathroom/hallway of Madeo. Within hours of Star Mag’s story being released online, Ashton responded to Star on his Twitter account, vaguely threatening to sue. Demi Moore re-tweeted Ashton’s tweets, and sounded like a robot. All in all, it was a strange story, and I still kind of bought it, despite Ashton’s strange denial. What’s interesting to point out – Star Mag didn’t even feature the story as their big cover story – it was just a side story, featured smaller on the cover.

Anyway, Star Mag’s editor must have gigantor brass ones, because he/she is doubling down on the Ashton-is-cheating story. According to Lainey at LaineyGossip (who seemed to have an advanced copy of Star), Star’s cover story this week is about Ashton cheating on Demi – with a completely different girl than the Madeo grinder, apparently. Here’s what Lainey had:

This week, Star once again will feature Ashton’s alleged infidelity on its cover. A 21 year old woman has apparently stepped forward claiming that she f-cked him when Demi was out of town and, obviously, they had “incredible chemistry”. Don’t they always?

So what happens next?

Another Twitter denial? Another lawsuit threat? And then what?

I don’t trust Star. And I also don’t think Ashton is indiscreet to the point of such easy detection. So no, crazy as it may seem, I don’t buy this story. But I am also tired of the empty lawsuit waving.

In fairness to celebrities, it is a challenge to win some of these cases. And most times they pontificate about it knowing full well it’ll never happen simply because they feel the need to defend themselves. Who could blame them?

[From LaineyGossip]

This should get very interesting. I’ll be monitoring Ashton’s Twitter all day to see what he’s got to say for himself, and I’m breathlessly awaiting Star’s online release of their story. Will Demi back him up? I think she will – I’m not sure if Demi would be able to admit that her marriage is anything less than amazing, just as she is unable to admit that she’s mostly plastic at this point. We’ll see.

UPDATE: Here’s Star’s story:

First Star exposed Ashton Kutcher’s public make-out session with a young blonde. Now we can reveal that his indiscretions didn’t end there!

In the Sept. 27 issue of Star — on sale today — a 21-year-old woman exclusively details her hot night with the married actor, who celebrates his fifth anniversary with Demi Moore later this month.

The brunette Demi look-alike — who you’ll see only in Star — says that she met Ashton in July while bowling at Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood. Although the That ’70s Show star was there with Demi, his stepdaughter Rumer Willis and some other friends, it didn’t stop him from swooping in and striking up a conversation with the young woman, who was sitting at a cocktail table.

Although the woman admits she knew Ashton was there with Demi, that didn’t stop her from slipping him her number on a cocktail napkin when he was getting ready to go. But little did she know that just days later she’d be having sex with Ashton on a sofa in the house he shares with Demi and her daughters!

“I felt totally comfortable in his arms,” she tells Star. “It was tender and nice — not some random sex act.”

Pick up our new issue today for the complete story, including the identity of the woman, all the details about the affair and her interaction with Demi.

[From Star Magazine]

I thought it said “hot mess night”. Would have been apt.

Demi & Ashton on April 8, 2010 & May 4, 2010. Ashton on July 8, 2010. Credit: WENN.