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May 15
'08
Kung Fu Panda premiere with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (update: more pics)


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet at Cannes for the premiere of her animated feature Kung Fu Panda. Angelina looks lovely in a low-cut forest green flowing dress that emphasizes her growing assets while Brad is dapper in a suit and tie, short hair and a goatee flecked with gray. The couple looked happy and relaxed, smiling and laughing as they shared a private joke. Ten to one they’re making fun of Eva Longoria’s ridiculous dress. What the hell is that tulle monstrosity she’s wearing? She looks like a figure skater who’s about to whip off the back of her skirt for her next number after her photo op. And look how she’s posed with her arm out at that awkward angle.

Also shown are Natalie Imbruglia looking like a deer in the headlights, Dustin Hoffman, and Lucy Liu. Thanks to WENN for these photos.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Cannes, Dustin Hoffman, Eva Longoria, Lucy Liu, Natalie Imbruglia

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30 Responses to “Kung Fu Panda premiere with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (update: more pics)”

  1. OK, Brad looks totally yummy! hehe

    I want to know more about his shoes, too… is that weird?

    8)

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  2. OMG I thought the same thing Diva–those shoes are wicked!

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  3. They are very snazzy shoes alright :D
    Y’know, these past couple of days are the first time I think we’ve seen a genuine not-worried smile on Angie’s face. I’m glad they look happy :-)

    But as for Eva’s dress - I swear to God this’s what Beyoncé would wear if she turned up in Toulouse Lautrec dreams!

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  4. I ask again, what the hell is Eva Longoria doing at Cannes?

    Ha Mariead, you’re right about that. That dress she’s wearing needs to be on someone much taller, or at least a real movie star.

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  5. wow. angelina looks stunning…and those boobs, hello! no comment on evas dress. i just won´t go down that road.

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  6. LOL

    Still obsessed about those damn shoes, lol… how do I find that kind of crap out? There’s got to be a way!

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  7. Diva there is that site Seenon.com that will tell you how to spend too much money on trends that will fade in 8 weeks, I mean dress like the celebrities, but they don’t have any photos up from Cannes yet. It should be under Celebrities - events on the menu.

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  8. I kind of like the big white fluffy dress, it’s like something I would have LOVED to play dress-up in when I was 8. Agree that Angelina looks beautiful, it’s a good color for her. I’m seriously impressed by the way she’s dressed throughout this pregnancy, all those long soft flowing dresses. She looks like Mother Earth. So much more attractive than the celebs with their t-shirts straining over their pregnancy - that can’t be all that comfortable!

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  9. lmao @ trends that will fade in 8 weeks!

    Thanks, cb!

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  10. Those long flowing dresses are extremely comfortable to wear when pregnant. Nothing binding or cutting in, and they’re really much cooler as you get air circulating around. She looks lovely.

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  11. How does one “Relieve” themselves in a dress like that? I mean all that tule wouldn’t even fit into the stall. Do you have to wear Depends with that?

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  12. i love the fact that she has a stain on her dress. i saw it on another website and thought it was just the picture or the angle. then i saw it on here and that confirmed it.

    it makes her seem so much more human.

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  13. What the hell happened to brad pitt? seriously he looks weird

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  14. She is going to have some seriously stretched out stomach skin. When women, as thin as she, get that big the stretch marks are outrageous. But, my GOD! her face is perfection.

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  15. i love the colour of that dress angelina has on, it would actually fit me too in light of it being for a pregnant person ha ha ha

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  16. Eva’s dress is freaken UGLY wtf. Angie looks fabulous exspecially with that arm candy!! :D

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  17. Angie’s shoulder tatt is going to be down to her wrist by the time these two are done overpopulating the planet.

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  18. man he is looking more and more like a young robert redford every damn day.

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  19. She looks like shes wearing some old fashioned drapes, ugly..and Brad has had all the hotness sucked out of him in 3 short years, and it looks like hes wearing a rug, a really obvious one.

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  20. Syko~ She totally looks like Mother Earth… Or Gia from Captain Planet!

    They both look amazing & so happy

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  21. I think it’s a combination of aging and Brad’s darker hair color. It looks like it’s been dyed to match Angelina’s color, but on him it’s not flattering.

    What happened to the blonde, blue-eyed hunk?

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  22. Bad rug Brad. Bad, bad.

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  23. pj and someone are loser jenjenygirl fans!

    retards!

    bow in the presence of greatness!

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  24. Angie may not have all the stretch marks if her skin is pliable. I am sure she is using creams to relax the skin so she isn’t all scarred up. They look so happy together. I have never seen brad this happy in his life. He and Angie fit well together and they both love kids. I am glad Brad got the children he wanted so much. I hope they stay together.

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  25. Bodhi, I think you mean Gaia. lol

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  26. :lol: I couldn’t remember how to spell it! Thanks!

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  27. A lot of people have been talking about Brad Pitt’s shoes so I decided to do a little investigating. Turns out the style is called a Monk Strap shoe, and I have found some styles and info, posted at my web site. I think they’re incredible!

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  28. LMFAO #12! The stain makes her so much more “human”,but not that huge fucking hump on her belly?! Anyway,Jolie looks very beautiful and she looks fitter than half the entire younger US women population! Now that is sad! :lol:

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  29. I still can’t get over her latest interview. You can’t buy class.

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