'08
E! Online (who continues to spam our comments through the crappy Cashmere agency) has an exclusive about Ashley Simpson’s bachelorette party ahead of her unanticipated Saturday wedding to rocker Pete Wentz.
The party was thrown by Ashlee’s sister, recently-single Jessica Simpson, and their mom, Tina, and was held at her parents’ home in Encino, California last night. Tents and balloons were set up outside for guests and the party lasted from the “early evening” until before midnight. It’s described as “mellow” so I guess we can assume there were no stripping firemen. Maybe they went crazy and exchanged lingerie and ate from a penis-shaped cake.
Pete Wentz and his future father in law, Joe Simpson, had dinner at Mr. Chow last night with some of Wentz’s friends. They had a lot of beer and wine, and Joe picked up the $1,000 tab. Hopefully Wentz went out with his buddies later for a little fun without papa Joe.
Pete was sporting a sparse-looking moustache that continued down the sides of his chin. He deflected questions about whether Ashlee was pregnant by saying “all I can think about is this moustache.”
Jessica Simpson has got to feel down about her sister’s wedding. She’ll probably be going solo after a public breakup, but seems to have planted a story that “she will never forgive [Tony]” and “they are over for good” if he doesn’t go as her date. There are stories in OK! Magazine and US Weekly which sound like they’ve been planted by Jessica’s rep. Both say that the breakup is confirmed by “insiders”, but that they have split up in the past and might get back together again. It sounds to me like Jessica is trying to save face and still holding hope that it’s not over.
Update: That outing at Mr. Chow with his father in law was Pete Wentz’s bachelor party, according to People. The poor guy.
Ashlee Simpson is shown on 5/2/08 outside of Riverside studios, thanks to WENN.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Weddings
10 Responses to “Ashlee Simpson has stripper-less bachelorette party”
-
WHAT is happening to her hair?
-
Yeah, why would you want to be reminded of what you’re going to be missing by having a real man dancing naked in front of you just before you marry a little sissy fruit.
-
This is just so interesting. I can’t wait for the next dump of Simpson publicity shitting across our screens.
-
Is that rose tattoo on her left wrist for real?? How have I missed that, unless it’s very new. Pete and Ashlee do seem the “let’s pledge our undying love in the form of visually assaulting tattoos” type.
Looks very Sunset Strip-GNR though, not as emo as I’d peg her. Unless it’s an “ironic” rose.
-
“all i can think about is this moustache”?! that kind of sums him up, i reckon.
-
i dont get these comments that Jessica must be all the more miserable because her sister is getting married.. My heart could be smashed into a gazillion pieces and I’d still be happy and proud of my little sister on her wedding day… I think people might underestimate the bond between these two sisters
-
I totally agree Whelkin. Jessica may be upset about her own lovelife, but if she loves her sister (which I’m sure she does), I’m sure she is nothing but happy for her.
-
Interesting point, Ses.
If it’s a brand new and real tatoo then she might not be pregnant. Even the dummiest wouldn’t do that.When you get married you are supposed to leave your parents, and create your own family, it’s written in the Bible… Time for both parents to back off and stop intruding in bachelor parties. It’s not their business anymore !
-
Was thinking the same thing about her hair! Its looking very orange and not at all her colour. She should go for something darker or blonde - much more complimentary
Bodhi:
Alexis:
Sasha:
mamalicious:
ses:
kate:
Whelkin:
geeeee:
Frenchie:
sam:
Leave a Reply
Celebitchy aims to be a friendly, welcoming site where people can discuss entertainment stories and current events in a lighthearted, safe environment without fear of harassment, excessive negativity, or bullying. Different opinions, backgrounds, ages, and nationalities are welcome here - hatred and bigotry are not.By commenting you agree to the following: That you will strive keep the discussion as civil and friendly as possible and to respect others as if you are having a conversation in person. That you will not make comments that are exceptionally rude, attacking, or baiting to other commenters. That you will not go after people with personal attacks for not agreeing with you. You will try to address their points calmly and not resort to name-calling. That you will not respond to name-calling by lowering yourself to that person's level and calling them names back. Instead of firing back a heated response, you will report comments that you feel are harassing or mean. That you will not post pornographic, obscene, defamatory, abusive, racist or bigoted comments. That you will not post spam or commercial comments at all. This includes promoting your blog, although links relating to the information discussed can be posted. That you will not post large blocks of text from other sources. You may post brief excerpts with links, but please not more than one paragraph. That you will use only one name on the site and not register under more than one alias. This is a bannable offense, and is easily found out. That you are solely responsible for your own comments. If you violate the law or are guilty of defamation you may be held legally responsible. That you will indemnify Celebitchy.com from any responsibility for damages resulting from comments made on this site.
Comments may be deleted for any reason. Celebitchy moderators reserve the right to remove comments that violate the general rules along with any comments deemed distracting, inappropriate, off topic or rude. Celebitchy moderators reserve the right to remove logins, moderate and ban commenters for any reason.
Comments are sporadically moderated due to abuse complaints and spammer's keywords. Celebitchy.com and its moderators will not be held liable for comments in any way. Use the "Report this comment as spam or abuse" link to ask the moderators to delete a comment if it's offensive. If you comment disappears, it has been eaten by the spam filter. Please e-mail cbcomments at gmail.com to get it retrieved.
Get an icon next to your name by signing up for a free Gravatar
Vomit. The Simpson ladies seem everything but mellow to me
Report this comment as spam or abuse