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Written by Helen
Posted in Birthdays, Lindsay Lohan
14 Responses to “Sponsors needed for Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday party”
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It will be interesting to see which brands - if any - want to have their identity linked with that of the Ho-thief-skank-slut….
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I’m sure Whores-R-Us will leap right on this.
You know, I realize I am hopelessly pitiful, but sometimes I don’t even have a birthday party! Oh, they buy me a cake at work and sing a song, but then I go home and just sort of ignore the fact that it’s become an OSHA hazard to put candles on my cake. I might go shopping and say “I’m buying myself a birthday present” but that’s just an excuse and I’d probably buy it anyway. My kids will drop by with cards and gifts and, most important, hugs - and the one kid on the left coast will probably send flowers and call me. But I have truly never felt the need to have a corporate sponsor for my birthday, and I pay for my own pedicures.
But then I’m not a beautiful talented actress like Lindsay would like you to believe she is.
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We should form a limited company and help sponsor it
how about “Shaggoff, Deer, Unken & Lush Inc”?
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The only sponsors this hot mess needs are of the AA type.
Of course if I don’t know, a suicidal cult wants to do the sponsoring, I am not sure if I would be terribly upset should Linds decide to follow the aliens waiting behind a comet or drink some tainted Flavoraid
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It would be great if she would get completely glamourus stuffs like she surely hopes : acne treatment, anti-sweating deodorant, antiacid tabs
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Too bad she’s not making enough money to become a Scientologist.
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what kind of idiot would want lindsay on any product they are selling apart from spraytan companies?
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*sigh*
I hope no one bites. I can’t think of anyone who’d want to be associated with her at this point.
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Pah-thet-ic. She isn’t still trying to pretend that she’s clean & sober, is hse?
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She needs an AA sponser!
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ah, yes…class all the way.
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how “nouve-rich” of her. Simply classless. Very NJ (minus the big hair).
I’m sure Red Dog Beer and Hardees will jump on the wagon. Camel is also considering sponsorship. -
Maybe Valtrex and the World Class Tanning Salon, Inc should sponsor the party. Vitamin Water for all the vitamins lost to boozing and snorting would be helpful too..!
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Maybe just stuck permanently in purgatory in an isolation unit.
Cuh laaaaass eeee
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