May 19
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Sponsors needed for Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday party



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14 Responses to “Sponsors needed for Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday party”

  1. Carrie says:

    It will be interesting to see which brands – if any – want to have their identity linked with that of the Ho-thief-skank-slut….

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  2. Syko says:

    I’m sure Whores-R-Us will leap right on this.

    You know, I realize I am hopelessly pitiful, but sometimes I don’t even have a birthday party! Oh, they buy me a cake at work and sing a song, but then I go home and just sort of ignore the fact that it’s become an OSHA hazard to put candles on my cake. I might go shopping and say “I’m buying myself a birthday present” but that’s just an excuse and I’d probably buy it anyway. My kids will drop by with cards and gifts and, most important, hugs – and the one kid on the left coast will probably send flowers and call me. But I have truly never felt the need to have a corporate sponsor for my birthday, and I pay for my own pedicures.

    But then I’m not a beautiful talented actress like Lindsay would like you to believe she is.

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  3. Mairead says:

    We should form a limited company and help sponsor it :idea:

    how about “Shaggoff, Deer, Unken & Lush Inc”? 8)

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  4. headache says:

    The only sponsors this hot mess needs are of the AA type.

    Of course if I don’t know, a suicidal cult wants to do the sponsoring, I am not sure if I would be terribly upset should Linds decide to follow the aliens waiting behind a comet or drink some tainted Flavoraid

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  5. Frenchie says:

    It would be great if she would get completely glamourus stuffs like she surely hopes : acne treatment, anti-sweating deodorant, antiacid tabs

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  6. Syko says:

    Too bad she’s not making enough money to become a Scientologist.

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  7. Rianna says:

    what kind of idiot would want lindsay on any product they are selling apart from spraytan companies?

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  8. AC says:

    *sigh*

    I hope no one bites. I can’t think of anyone who’d want to be associated with her at this point.

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  9. Bodhi says:

    Pah-thet-ic. She isn’t still trying to pretend that she’s clean & sober, is hse?

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  10. Lili says:

    how “nouve-rich” of her. Simply classless. Very NJ (minus the big hair).
    I’m sure Red Dog Beer and Hardees will jump on the wagon. Camel is also considering sponsorship.

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  11. paris herpes says:

    Maybe Valtrex and the World Class Tanning Salon, Inc should sponsor the party. Vitamin Water for all the vitamins lost to boozing and snorting would be helpful too..!

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