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Paris Hilton just doesn’t have the sociopathy necessary to keep up the coked-up legal drama of an arrest. If Lindsay Lohan had been arrested on felony cocaine possession in Las Vegas, we would be getting breezy daily comments by Dina Lohan and the incessant crack drama of Lindsay telling the world that none of it was her fault and that she will fight the charges indefinitely. Paris went for the lesser drama. According to E! News, Paris has accepted a plea deal offered by the Las Vegas DA in which she’ll plead guilty to misdemeanor drug possession and “obstructing an officer” – and her sentence will be a year of probation, a suspended sentence, a fine, completion of a drug abuse program, and 200 hours of community service. Well… good for Paris?
C’est la vie, Paris Hilton. The recently busted heiress has accepted a plea deal, agreeing to cop to misdemeanor drug possession and obstructing an officer in order to avoid a felony cocaine rap. Look who’s getting smarter by the minute…
Hilton will enter her guilty plea Monday and be sentenced to a year of probation, Clark County District Attorney David Roger said Friday.
The plea agreement also entails that she complete a drug abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine and serve 200 hours of community service.
In return, two consecutive six-month sentences in the Clark County Detention Center will be suspended. Interestingly, a felony cocaine-possession conviction carried mandatory probation, not jail time.
“We fashioned a resolution which would give us complete control over her future,” Roger told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “If she does not toe the line and stay out of trouble, she will do one year in the Clark County Detention Center.”
Hilton was arrested Aug. 27 in Las Vegas following a traffic stop outside the Wynn hotel after boyfriend Cy Waits failed a field sobriety test and officers started asking questions. She reached for a lip gloss, .08 grams of coke fell out of her purse, yada yada yada…
FYI, the obstruction charge was recently tacked on, added because authorities determined that Hilton was lying when she told officers her bag belonged to someone else.
“In truth, the Defendant purchased the Chanel handbag months earlier,” the complaint states.
Waits was arrested for misdemeanor DUI and is due in court Nov. 29.
Meanwhile, with jail off the table, Paris has booked a trip to Asia!
Hilton’s rep announced this morning that the Jill of all trades will be holding fashion shows in Tokyo, Jakarta and Kuala Lumpur next week and visiting her seven boutiques, including a new one opening in Jakarta’s Grand Indonesia Mall.
[From E! News]
Poor Asia. Anyway, regarding Paris’s sentence… I’m disappointed. I really was hoping for jail time, but I guess I should have predited this, considering everything about Paris’s arrest screamed special treatment. I do, however, appreciate that Paris has to admit that the cokepurse was hers. Small justice, I know. Sigh… to be rich, famous, talentless and entitled. Must be nice.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Legal Issues, Paris Hilton
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“must be nice” Actually, no. This girl is lost.
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OMG That is the most surprising news of the decade
A rich celeb not going to jail like the rest of us mere mortals….such a shock
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I still can’t stop laughing at her squished up boobs. She must have padded that bra with 10 pounds of meat from Gaga’s dress.
As far as the sentence is concerned, it seems about right for a first time Clark County offense and I hope its enforced totally.
It must be a terrible life for ALL these celebrities who find only satisfaction in getting photo-op and tab time between club hops. What an empty life.
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It’s amazing to me how someone with that much money and status can look like a trashy hooker from the fanciest trailer park in town.
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I thought when you were on felony probation, you couldn’t leave the state, much less the country?
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@ Fluffy… Paris was able to plea down to a misdemeanor…. ah the things money can buy! I give it 3 months before she screws up again…
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This woman makes the dumbest choices, is filthy rich, and has the worst taste in men.
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@krissy-kitty
Do you honestly think less than a gram of coke should be a felony ? She has been given a chance to make up for her mistake/getting caught.
If she violates probation any time in the next year she will have to serve 1 full year in jail. The sentence isn’t at the discretion of the Judge so there won’t be a hearing her probation would just be revoked and she would have to serve the year.
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Money talks.
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I could not DETEST this WONKEY EYE MAGGOT WHORE more!
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Disgusting but not unexpected. Again more proof that our criminal justice system is for sale. This summer has been one drug “incident” after another for Ms. Hilton and the woman must truly believe that the laws don’t apply to her. I guess she has forgotten the lessons of a few years ago. I wonder how long before she screws up again? Maybe she forgets to wear panties and her condom full of coke (perhaps also a couple of crack pipes, a propane tank, a mobile meth lab, etc., etc.) falls out of her oversized & overstretched lady bits while walking through LAX.
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Whew! At least she won’t have to be separated from the bunnies in jail.
Yes those boobs are ridiculous. I’m a D cup and would need some major circus costume/chicken cutlet/double-sided tape BS to pull that look off. Yikes.
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Wow that last picture? Ru Paul’s long lost sibling?? Poor Asia indeed.
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That last photo makes me want to hurl.
Not surprised. 1 year is a long time to stay out of trouble when you’re a loser like her, we’ll see if she makes it.
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how does paris manage to look like a blowup doll even when she’s reading a newspaper? ugh.
@ innocent – it isn’t a question of whether any of us think her crime should be a felony. the fact is, if any of us had been caught with cocaine (especially after previous offenses) we would be in jail. must be nice to be able to buy your way through life.
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I think that when you post a story about Wonky you should post a picture of a cute kitten or a hot man instead. Some of us have delicate stomachs.
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Paris is almost 30 and still acts like a club kid from the 90′s.
What is she really running from? That’s what I would like to know.
She flies from state to state or county to county.
She seems to have no true friends, but hanger on’s what a sad and lonely life she leads.
There is only so much money can buy.
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I think this shocks not a soul. Just another rich, talentless asshole getting away with whatever she wants.
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@original kate
She doesn’t have any previous drug convictions other than a DUI which was alcohol not drugs.
Sure everyone knows she like her marijuana but in South Africa her friend took the fall and paid the fine. In France it was a minimal amount and they took no action.
I’m not even a fan but i don’t get the outrage when most people get probation for this.
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I’m all for capitalism but I guess this would be the downside.
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Why, oh why, oh WHY couldn’t Blohan pull her crack-shenanigans in Clark County Nevada?
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Who says there’s no aristocracy in the US? Whoreton gets off scott free, while Blohan goes to jail.
I bet LIndsey wishes her last name was Hilton instead of Lohan…
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Pathetic.
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Is that her boyfriend? ugh. He looks like the ‘roid rage type.
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But at least that bitch will work 200 hours of community service. If she would work 5 hours a day it’s still a 40 days.
If they don’t want to send those idiots to jail then they at least should increase their work hours. For like 1000-2000. So that idiots like Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton would spend months of their time for working cleaning public toilets or something like that.
Why didn’t Lindsay got those? She totally should have.
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“Paris Hilton just doesn’t have the sociopathy necessary to keep up the coked-up legal drama of an arrest. ”
More like, Paris Hilton DOES have legal resources the likes of which would make OJ jealous; and a family name that can buy a lot of silence.
Sickens.
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Is it just me…or did Paris get a boob job??? She looks so much bigger than a few years ago!
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It is so SAD that justice rarely exists anymore these days. Just because the b*tch is rich & has the celebrity status, she can avoid jail time. America’s legal system is completely biased these days.
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She is a disgusting pig and so is her horsehead sister.
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That Monroe look ages her a lot
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@ innocent: um…your post proves my point. just more of the same, paris using her money getting away with shit the rest of us would not be getting away with. over and over again.
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