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Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Audrina Patridge, Fake News, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt
12 Responses to “Heidi Montag plans to fake a pregnancy for publicity purposes”
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WHY DO YOU KEEP PRINTING STUFF ABOUT THESE LOSERS, THEY’RE A WASTE OF TIME.
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Well, NOW she’s going to have to do a crotch flash since her plans have been ruined.
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$16 on an almost $800 tab?!? Clearly neither of them have ever actually had to WORK for a living.
And, Elisha, a crotch flash from Heidi would effectively mean the end of the world as we know it– the gravitational pulled of her unsheathed gaping gash would suck in all the contents of Earth and two planets in either directions. -
They are not celebrities. I refuse to acknowledge them as such.
His creepy blond pseudo beard/facial hair (I don’t like it either way but blond men need to NOT do that look..) and both of them have long, George Washington fake choppers. Just gross. I wanna find a before picture of this homely girl.
Anyone who fakes a pregnancy for attention HAS SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES AND NEEDS TO BE IN AN INPATIENT PROGRAM.
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Do not try to convince me that Spencer is capable of fathering a child.
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They are not celebrities, and just like scientology CB, you have to fight against it! We demand people with talent, even if the talent was years ago and they’re terrible and washed up now. Anything but these pseudo-reality stars… MTV does not a celebrity make.
I agree with the facial hair comment too, very creepy looking peach fuzz.
You are not a real man Spencer Pratt, stop trying to look like one. -
I saw about 5 minutes of this show, and I have no idea why it has an audience–although clearly plenty of other people disagree. However, this really does seem to be a case in which if we ignored them, they’d go away. Why is there so much attention lavished on the embodiment of vapidity? I’m not even sure why I’m typing this much about the show.
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These two make me sick, and it would be a blessing if the press would stop giving them publicity. They are nobody’s, non-entities. All they do is parade around, giving the papas fake photo ops. They get comped everywhere, free trips, it sickens me. And for what? They aren’t actors. They aren’t even entertainers. If the press would just treat them like they treat me (which is there is no treatement as I am just an oridinary soul) we would be done with having to asee the two of these douches!
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Amen, sister! They thrive off of the publicity given to them, and therefore think they’re somehow better than us? Gross. They look like they both smell like baby powder. They probably use baby wipes and dust eachother’s crotches….ew…powdered Spencer balls…anyone want some?
I’d love to stick ‘em in a third world country with nothing but their pastel clothes on their backs and see how far they’d last. They are disgusting,. -
Damn they’re both pretty damn putrid in their own right. Why in the world do they even have friends anyway?
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Who are these two seriously ugly people? why do they get so much exposure? so the guy is like a dog that begs for free goodies and the woman is a whore. Hmm,,, tell me something that I don’t already know.
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It’s hard but...
Does anyone else picture the scene from Godfather with the horse’s head in the movie mogul’s bed when thinking about Heidi giving birth?
Guess not.
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