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E! Networks has a new preview available for Lindsay’s mom Dina’s upcoming reality show, Living Lohan.
The preview is filled with such cringe-inducing and cliché statements as “A lion protects her cubs,” and “It’s a big game of chess and it’s our move. Bring it on now, let’s go.”
Dina is shown discovering the still from older daughter Lindsay’s alleged sex tape with ex Calum Best that turned out to be two different people entirely. 14 year-old Ali comes in the room, smiling and gaping at the computer monitor. Dina then makes some phone calls threatening someone about the photo that’s supposed to be Lindsay, saying “you need to get it down immediately because I’ve already been in touch with my attorneys, and the story is absolutely false.”
Dina says “there’s got to be boundaries with these people, the paparazzi and everything. There’s just got to be more boundaries set.” That’s rich coming from a woman who is letting cameras into her two younger children’s life!
As for 14 year-old Ali, who says she wants to be just like her older sister, Lindsay, Dina claims “Ali loves this business, and unfortunately I have to manage her.”
Unfortunately you have to let the whole world know exactly how you’re messing up your two other kids, Dina, but that doesn’t mean we have to watch it.
The NY Post has more details of the first episode, which sounds like it shows Dina in just as accurate a light as you expect:
The pilot episode, called “Mommy Will Fix It,” centers around the family’s North Merrick, LI, McMansion.
See Dina buffer her family from rumor, protect Ali’s music taste from execs, and help Ali cope with her music producer Jeremy Greene, who is rumored to be dating big sis Lindsay.
“You’re not here to please anyone but you as an artist,” she says to Ali during a conference call with music execs.
In her daily news search for all things Lohan, Dina, 45, says she’s looking for “idiots who are talking trash.”
“I don’t live my life every day going, ‘Oh, they’re talking about us,’ ” Dina snaps. “I’m over it. Yes, it still does hurt, but people are just idiots.”
“Oh God, everyone’s talking about Lindsay’s intervention,” she mimics in a valley-girl voice. “This is so stupid. They better not talk about Ali like this, or there’s going to be war. I’m like a lion with her cubs…”
[From The NY Post]
The real bombshell is this tidbit at the end of The Post’s story, though, which claims that Dina went partying, leaving Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, at home alone when a fire broke out in the house! This is the first I’ve heard of it, so if it’s true it was likely a small fire that they were able to contain and keep from reaching the press. It’s unclear from this story when this happened exactly or if it will be included in the show.
And mom’s right there with the bad girls - leaving the kids at home to carouse at a party thrown in her honor, only to discover that her Long Island house had caught fire with her children asleep inside, says a source close to the family.
When the family hits Las Vegas to record Ali’s first album, Dina meets with Hefner at the Palms and allegedly “allows herself to have a little fun” during a dinner with magician Lance Burton.
[From The NY Post]
That’s awful although the kids are surely ok if this is all we’re hearing about it. Do you think the house fire inspired Dina to hire a babysitter or stay home with her kids more?
Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan, 14, are shown at Candies Foundation ‘Event To Prevent’ Benefit on 5/7/08, thanks to WENN.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Reality Shows
27 Responses to “Dina Lohan left her younger kids home alone & a fire broke out at the house”
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Why do they let the makeup artist draw on Ali’s upper lip like that? It looks terrible.
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Who chose that dress for Ali? Horrid, it’s a sack on her 14 year-old body.
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She is a piece of work, that’s for sure. I’m glad she isn’t my mom. Poor Lindsey having this shit aired in public. That has to be one of the most embarrassing things to happen to any child. Now the world will know what a shrew her mom is. I will def be tuning in to watch this.
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The dress is ugly, but I’d rather see her in that sack than what she COULD be wearing considering her role models.
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I didn’t know lions pimped their cubs to make a buck…
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I cannot WAIT to read the tell-all book written by whichever Lohan child is the most broke in 10 years.
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Ali is quite beautiful, as was Lindsay before all the hard-partying!
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I’m not a fan of anyone in this family, but in Dina’s defense, 14 is not that young to be left alone. I was babysitting a lot at that age, although normally not later than 11:30 or so at night. You do hate to think that kids that age are left alone a lot, though, and I suspect they are.
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Odd… I thought it was lionesses that protected their cubs?
What actually disturbs me is this seemingly recent trend to pose for a photo like you desperately need to go to the toilet!
There is a way to pose in a flattering manner - (one leg extended slightly outward, with the toe pointed to the front; the other leg behind, slightly bent and foot turned SLIGHTLY to one side, resting your weight more on the back let) - but this ain’t it!
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I’ll watch them make fun of this show on THE SOUP, but just like A SIMPLE LIFE, KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS or any number of reality shows starring entitled do nothings, I refuse to watch this even to mock it. I don’t want to give that stupid leathery bitch and her spoiled children any ratings.
I am sick of people profiting from their vile behavior.
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Sick. That is what this woman makes me. 14 isn’t too young to be left alone for a SHORT while, however with another child in the house, there should have been supervision. I have a feeling this show is going to not only reinforce the ideas everyone has of this “mother”, this family, but it could quite possibly open up a range of sympathy for Lindsay and Ali, providing Dina the ability to capitalize on it and push thier “careers” forward. Sigh. What happened to let kids be kids? Oh yeah. Money.
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And everybody’s just got to have the sleazy accoutrements … the slut hair extensions, the fake eyelashes, the caked on makeup. There is no originality or naturalness anymore. Not even with kids. The girl’s 14, ffs.
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there are no words for this horrible woman.
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why?
Oh I forgot Dina’s meal ticket with Lindsay is running out. -
I think she was hungover in those vids. and it was scary how only her top lip moved on her whole face when she talked.
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I actually BABYSAT other little kids when I was 14, so no it’s not too young IMO. It was the fact that she’s out partying all the time and was probably doing the same thing when those kids were 7 or 8. Sad Sad Sad. “Youthful”, is what we all strive to look like so why in the HELL is a 14 yr. old covering up her youthful face to look older?
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Homely little girl, with hunch back, equals no career. To bad Dina will actually have to go out and get a job rather than feast off her children’s dessicated carcasses. Life’s tough bitch.
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dina’s nose is too upturned (un-naturally i suspect) she has a total PIG FACE !!! And Ali needs to get her nose worked on ! vienna sausages come to mind. bleagh…i don’t like this fam at all - i’m disappointed in E! giving her a show. guess she needs the bucks since Lind’s $$ is running low.
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wait a minute now- this woman was just named one of Long Island’s top moms…
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unfortunately we dont get stuff like this in australia… and i am too broke from cable… but i would love watch this mess on tv! we all know Dina Lohan is a crazy bitch but still… it would be slightly interesting.
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Dina is so awful it’s not even funny. She fakes this motherly concern over her children but she’s out getting messed up and could give a shit about her own kids unless it’s about getting them famous. Whatever!
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“They better not talk about Ali like this, or there’s going to be war.”
So she actually does WANT people to talk about Ali like that. She practically muttered “I double-dog dare you” under her breath.
She’s pure evil.
Does anyone else think SHE started the Lindsey blowjob photo thing? She just had to pay five dollars to a streetwalker for a photo, to get that ball rolling. -
If that tape/video Mrs. Lohan was watching was of Lindsey supposedly having sex…why did she let Ali view it!?
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I wonder which is the more painful way to die, cirrhosis, drug OD, or smoke inhalation early on to spare them from the other two!
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OMG…i can’t believe that woman. A fire breaks out in her house…and she doesn’t even bother to rush to home. I feel so bad for her kids. If my kids called me and said there was a fire…i would not stay at some party shaking my ass w/ my older daughter…i would leave…even if the kids say everything was ok. She is the WORST MOTHER EVER. her kids are gonna be SOOO f***ed up
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That’s so sad.
Worst mother, ever. Tacky, tasteless and shameless. She’ll drive her kids to drugs and alcohol.
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