Comments on: Fergie bumps and grinds for the tween crowd

By: myrathedork

myrathedork — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:02:00 +0000

Pathetic.

By: Anne

Anne — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:13:21 +0000

Wow, that was one of the most uncomfortable performances I’ve seen.
She’s trying so hard to be sexy and she fails…completely. I don’t see any simulated oral sex though and the breast touch thing wasn’t overt, the writhing in front of the kids was just weird and the ass shake was unnecessary, kind of like Fergy herself. The kids in the front row looked mortified. I didn’t expect her sound ok though – was surprised she didn’t suck.

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By: fee

fee — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:40:53 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHA is she trying to channel Axl Rose circa 1988 in those pants!

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By: Bellatrix

Bellatrix — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:01:25 +0000

I couldn’t concentrate on the sex moves as I was too horrified by that terrible Barracuda cover (if you can call it a “cover”, really).

The thing is: she does those sex moves but looks anything but sexy.
Somehow, both images got blurred and confused big time these last ten (or is it even more?) years.
Marilyn Monroe, Ingrid Bergman, Greta Garbo, Grace Kelly, etc. There are enough examples to learn from.

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By: sandy

sandy — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:01:02 +0000

her vocals on barracuda were alright but not quite sure as to why she was “covering” a song on the today show?
i agree with you diva, she could have altered her moves to be more daytime/audience friendly.
thank god i don’t watch morning/daytime television and thank god most kids were where they should be for that cheesy performance-IN SCHOOL

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By: Codzilla

Codzilla — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:38:00 +0000

Fergie’s a skank with a questionable IQ, so this is no surprise. That being said, I do agree that it ultimately comes down to the parents. No way in HELL would I let my preteen daughter go see Fergie bump and grind live. What did they expect?

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By: Leah

Leah — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:37:26 +0000

Seriously, Fergie is so not hot [in my opinion]. She’s all botoxed, and she STILL looks like her face is all smashed around.

Plus, does she not feel even a *little* bit lame while she’s gyrating for *children*?

That wasn’t even a song. It was an attempt at a gyration-gymnastics combo.

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By: Al

Al — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:36:31 +0000

Maybe that’s why she’s started to wear rubber pants JayBird.

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By: JayBird

JayBird — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:21:47 +0000

I’m going to assume that if she peed her pants once, then it happens to her everyday. And frankly, that’s the nicest thing I’ve ever said about Fergie.

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By: Larissa

Larissa — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:19:49 +0000

those kids weren´t supposed to be there in first place! am not defending Fergie, but I confess am kinda embarrassed for her , lol
even tho I think its undestandable that kids are appealed to her music and childish themed video clips, and they obviously dont have the perversion to assimilate what is all really about!
Unfortunately I´ve seen people doing worse than that in front of kids…and consequentely kids imitating it! Thats exaclty when parenting should come to the scene!!!!!

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