Comments on: Paris Hilton sets a baby deadline

By: iliveinyourbasement

iliveinyourbasement — Sat, 31 May 2008 00:05:56 +0000

Right, only knowing Benji Madden for a few months, she wants a baby? Come on Benji you know this will fail, and your going to be stuck like Joel, with a drunken criminal as a mate. Run for your life, freedom, and youth…..do not look back…

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By: daisyfly

daisyfly — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:43:36 +0000

The succubus….pregnant? I wasn’t aware that her vadge was capable of NOT killing all forms of life instantly. Surely you jest!

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By: myrathedork

myrathedork — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:06:44 +0000

LOL KATE! Exactly what I was thinking. Well, not the cushions but who knows where. LOL

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By: Georgia

Georgia — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:49:38 +0000

Diva;

Her parents rather ignored her when she was younger. Kathy would call up housekeeping, or shove her into the arms of a “friend” if she wanted to go out and party. Paris treats her pets in a similar fashion…the Hiltons used to let their dogs go to the bathroom on hotel carpeting because they were too lazy to take care of them properly. True story.

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By: Georgia

Georgia — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:46:40 +0000

She can’t even take care of her pets, which she acquires like accessories.

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By: kate

kate — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:31:56 +0000

10 bucks says paris will lose that poor baby in the sofa cushions within a week of it’s birth.

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By: geronimo

geronimo — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:34:21 +0000

Headache, I’m laughing hard at that idea but it’s too close to the bone as far as Paris is concerned. Didn’t she have a pet monkey who ended up in skeleton form in some lock-up after she forgot about it?

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By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:35:41 +0000

I hope she keeps that deadline and that 12 months will pass quickly and that she’ll stick to her “promise” not to procreate after that. If that is what it was.

And no, she’s definitely not feeling her biological clock ticking. Her trends-spider-sense is telling her that having babies and getting married rather young is the hot in-thing to do right now and she hates being upstaged by Nicole and Britney (who’s super-trendy, she’s already divorced again) and Ashlee and all those other airheads. The extent of thought that probably went into that whole thing was: baby animals = cute, so baby humans = cute => I’m gonna get one! We can only hope that her bf has enough common sense to know that she’s going to treat a baby just like all those baby animals she keeps discarding once they stop being cute and fluffy and not impregnate her.

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By: cc

cc — Wed, 21 May 2008 16:15:14 +0000

lol…ah, headache…I heart you.

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By: headache

headache — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:47:42 +0000

I’m pretty sure her uterus is being slowly eaten away by a new kind of STD. The CDC really needs to research that.

Someone should mail her a baby wets alot. But even that would more than she could handle.

Does anyone else see her not feeding her baby because she didn’t want to change the diaper?

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