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Jul 10
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Robbie Williams treated for sex exhaustion

British singer and cad Robbie Williams was said to have had sex with so many young ladies while on his latest tour that he needed to be treated for exhaustion. The Sun reports that he bedded four ladies in five days:

But all that lovemaking made him so weary he had to call for first aid on Thursday morning.

A doctor examined him and decided he needed an energy-boosting vitamin shot in his bum to make him fit enough for a gig that night.

He later told the crowd at Copenhagen’s Parken national stadium in Denmark: “I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn’t want to let you down, brothers and sisters.”

A few weeks ago Robbie was complaining that he couldn’t find a girlfriend. Now he is back in the saddle big time.

Robbie pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenburg, Sweden, on Saturday Ã¢â‚¬â€ although only one of them stayed over.

On Sunday night he chatted up a blonde Swedish doctor who he spotted in the audience when he was on stage.

I’ve managed to get hold of the first picture of Marie Annerstedt who Robbie picked out after spotting she had scrawled Snog Me I’m a doctor across her ample chest.

Then, on Tuesday night, Robbie copped off with a redhead Dane in Copenhagen. The next evening, after the France v Portugal semi-final in the World Cup, Robbie picked up a cute blonde Danish girl. He is clearly enjoying his success with the fairer sex.

Robbie is out of shape from too much smoking if he can’t perform with one woman a day. Jamie Foxx slept with four women all at once and still managed to make out with more on stage.

That woman who wrote “I’m a doctor - shag me” on her chest was probably put up to it by her friends and didn’t expect to even get to talk to Robbie, not to mention fuck him. Everything I know about picking up rock stars I learned from “Almost Famous” and some documentary featuring those chicks who made plaster casts of the big rock stars’ penises. It seems like you have to be mysterious and cool, or have some sort of angle to land a rock star for the night.

Robbie must be a straightforward guy who is just taking what he gets if he’s going for the easy prey. Robbie said earlier that he had a hard time getting laid because women were naturally wary of him, so he’s undoubtedly grateful for his good luck while on tour.

Here are pictures of Robbie at The Max Beesley Gala Dinner on June 4th and one outside his hotel in Amsterdam on June 20th. I’m not too up on British celebrities, and need to get ready for my trip, so you’ll excuse me for not identifying everyone. I do think I spot Simon Le Bon. Pictures [via]