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The hooker that alleged that she and David Beckham had sex five times in 2007 is named Irma Nici. I haven’t memorized her name thus far just because, why? Why would I want to remember a hooker’s name? I have an encyclopedic memory for even D-list celebrity names, which is how I can recall “Premo Stallion” at a moment’s notice (he is the alleged baby-daddy of Kourtney Kardashian’s Mason Dixon). But now I’m going to have put Irma Nici in the old memory bank, because this bitch is bringing it. Ever since she told her story of vanilla sex seduction with David Beckham to In Touch, Irma has been big news. Add to that the little fact that Beckham is suing Irma as well as In Touch – well, Irma is now a full-fledged hooker-celebrity, like Rachel Uchitel.
Not content to simply lay there and take the lawsuit like a pro, Irma has taken to the British press – who care a lot more about this than the American press – to defend herself through various “sources.” The British press don’t care for her, though. They’re butt-hurt that they didn’t break the story. But I love how Irma is defending herself – she’s threatening to tell all about the “distinguishing characteristics” on Beckham’s dong. Excellent.
THE lying hooker who claimed she had a threesome with David Beckham challenged him yesterday to “drop his pants in court” to prove his innocence. Irma Nici insisted she knew intimate “distinguishing characteristics”. Becks sources branded her a desperate, raving liar, and he has lodged a £16million writ.
Sources close to the soccer legend hit out after the 26-year-old Bosnian hooker challenged him to drop his pants in court to prove his innocence. Nici – who was yet again unable to provide any evidence to support her allegations – claimed she had seen “distinguishing characteristics” which would support her story. But Team Beckham lawyers vowed to step up their bid to sue her and the US magazine which published the vile slur for £16million damages.
And a Beckham source said: “This should be seen for what it is – the ravings of a desperate woman. She is a malicious fantasist without a single shred of evidence to support her pack of lies. The writs stand against her, the magazine and its publishers. The statement is further proof that she has absolutely no evidence. If she had, she would have disclosed it by now to one of the many publications she has been trying to hawk her story to. It is not surprising that she’s had no takers.”
The source added: “Attention is now being focused on the magazine publishers as to why they maliciously went ahead with this article, knowing it was based on lies.”
Nici’s management said earlier: “Irma stands by her previous statements. Any lawsuit against her is a publicity stunt and without merit. Any attorney who brings an action against her should be prepared to face sanctions and pay all legal costs because they will lose. There is more to the story that Irma hasn’t told yet. We are highly confident that Irma can provide enough detail and other forms of proof to persuade a jury that her tryst with David Beckham did indeed take place. Mr Beckham had better be prepared to drop his pants in court if he wants to pursue this matter as he has distinguishing characteristics which will prove without a doubt that Irma is telling the truth. Mr Beckham’s baseless lawsuit is understandable. After all, he has to tell Posh something.”
Rumours have circulated for years about a distinguishing feature of the manhood of dad-of-three Becks, 35, who skippered England and has starred for LA Galaxy, Man Utd and Real Madrid.
Scheming Nici could have found these online and used them in a bid to support her claim.
Becks’ 21-page writ was lodged with a Los Angeles court on Friday. It details his claim for around £16million plus punitive damages.In addition to Nici and US magazine In Touch, which printed the story, the mag’s publishers Bauer and its editor Michelle Lee are also named as defendants. The writ is for libel, slander and intentional infliction of emotional distress. It demands a jury trial over the printing of the allegations they had been told were not true.
Nici has spent four days locked in a tiny room in New York’s W Hotel with her madam and agent Kristin Davis, while trying again to sell her seedy story to other media outlets for £200,000. Three burly men were last night staking out the hotel, waiting to swoop on the call girl and serve her with the writ.
The raven-haired hooker – real surname Nezirovic – claims she romped with Becks in London and New York in 2007 and had three-in-a-bed sex with him and another call girl. But her story is riddled with inconsistencies. Meanwhile the soccer superstar and wife Victoria, 36, have engaged former SAS soldiers to help destroy Nici’s claims.
The elite fighting specialists were told over the weekend: “This woman must be hunted down, her hideout identified and kept under constant surveillance. The brief is that no expense will be spared and only the best security brains employed.”
One ex-Special Forces operative was asked to corner the hooker at her hotel and serve her with the writ. A source said: “A former SAS man in London was asked to feed information to other operatives – including a former British policeman – that had been scrambled in Los Angeles and New York. Experts have been alerted to the fact that Nici may head to London for talks with the publicist Max Clifford and are already drawing up plans to keep her on their radar.”
Posh took sons Romeo, eight, and Cruz, five, to see Becks play for LA Galaxy last Friday – his first start since rupturing his achilles tendon.
He later shrugged off the slurs to continue his work as a soccer ambassador, boosting England’s hopes of hosting the 2018 World Cup. He met young players and officials at the final of the FIFA Under-17 Women’s World Cup in Trinidad and promoted the work of his football academy in the Caribbean.
[From The Sun]
Um… because the best way for Beckham to prove his innocence is to send mercenaries to hunt the hooker down? Yes, that sounds… psychotic.
Also: is there really a rumor going around about David Beckham’s dong? How unusual is this thing? Is it, like, a weird mole? Does it have an extreme curve to the left? Does it do tricks?
Written by Kaiser
Posted in David Beckham, Prostitution
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Wow. That first picture of the Beckhams is hilarious! Not sure what all Posh has had done; Maybe cheeks and nose? I’m glad David got a clue with the hair though. Still think he’ll be proven guilty in this.
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love a scurvy penis!
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Pierced or tattooed?
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His dong’s outline from the above pic looks normal to me. Perhaps, just a thought her folks, that his jewels are asymmetrical.
Anyways, I could not give one tiny ass behind for this pseudo and marketed to hell couple.
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Kaiser, do some research. We need to know what the defining characteristics are. I don’t know why, but I’m insanely curious now.
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I find this hilarious, and in the first photo Victoria seemed so..normal.
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I don’t believe that hooker. David loves Posh. He is also hawt and I wanna see him drop trou, wheeeee. To bad we will never see but his underwear ads suggest an impressive dong.
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Maybe he has ‘low hangers’ like Cisco Adler? Google it if you dare. *Shudder*
That first pic is sexy… yet slightly cheesy.
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staying tuned to this dramz….for now…this is like the snl skit ‘pyschic eyes’ linked to the other day with justin timberlake…lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbC1mgLWZDc
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I never (want to) believe hooker stories, and this one is no exception. That bitch is going dooooooooooown.
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@Dell, I agree, KAISER!! Tell us what it is… I am so curious! Love this shit now…
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Of course Beckham sleeps around – posh is a beanpole with jutting bones and a couple of tennis balls attached to her chest – which man wouldn’t!!
No idea if this hooker is telling the truth but anyone remember Rebecca Loos???
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Wow, that man is gorgeous. *dabs corner of mouth*.
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My guess is tricks. Definitely.
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puh-leeeeze!
haven’t we ALL seen his d%ck by now. there are pics all over the web…even one taken by his WIFE (by the way vic, congradulations!). so anybody could make up a story about his peen.
give me a break!
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Well, there’s this:
NSFW (but I think the image is ‘Shopped)
http://www.omgblog.com/2007/04/omg_hes_naked_david_beckham.php
And this eyewitness testimony:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tag/david_beckham's_penis
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I’m all for hookers hooking away but since when did we start taking notice and turning them into celebrities?
I know it’s not the same as drug dealing but it’s part of the seedier side of life (and I’m pretty liberal) and suddenly hookers are being counting on for credibility.
What she’s saying may be true but it’s unnecessary for her to be spilling except to get money through being paid legally (that’ll make a change) for her “story” or a form of extortion. And so she’s credible because?……
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@guesty
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100% agree; thanks for pointing that out. The SNL skit (with Justin Timberlake) pretty much sums up those married “players”.
Here’s a thought: If you wanna play, then play your heart out, but don’t get married, have kids and market the hell out of the perfect pseudo-family.
People are not stupid…
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Perhaps the distinguishing feature is that of a smiley face that becomes Count Dragula as it swells..happy Halloween.
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Thanks, Kaiser. So he’s not circumcised – nice to see, but not unusual in Great Britain, so don’t think that could be the distinguishing characteristic.
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~~~Do his balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can he tie them in a knot?
Can he tie them in a bow?
Can he throw them over his shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do his balls hang low?~~~
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He’s not circumcised, big deal.
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I think being circimsized is more unusual that not being
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I’m thinking this happened. They’d do anything to shut her up though. Wasn’t he caught cheating in Spain?
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Celebrity Hookers can always provide a police artists sketch of the guilty peen; piercings, warts, moles, discoloration, curvature, tattooes, etc.
Then everyone will see why these celebrity Hookers deserve to be paid.
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Wonder what the “distinguishing characteristics” are – do you think he points to the left or to the right?
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@ Bobster – hilarious!!!!!
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Low-hangers, uncircumcised, curved peen-these are nothing new, ladies. Tricks, however, would be ideal. Unless it played soccer or something-that would be lame.
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This is story is taken too far, I believe her, or she is very very stupid.
I think his wife knows.
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@Kitten
lol
“Tricks”….”Unless it plays soccer”
Are you kidding me!!! If it plays soccer, I’m down on that…not that kind of down.
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I think his dong sings opera…and Posh is anything but, that skinny, ugly, tarted up skank.
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I don’t care if it’s true or not. People pay Beckham to advertise things because he is pretty, and fit. Not because he is a “family man”. I’m sick of these whores and their tabloid stories. David Beckham’s dick (allegedly) in her mouth is not a story that deserves so much attention, nor so much money. I think there are far more pressing matters that deserve our attention.
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“love a scurvy penis! ”
thanks for the laugh, k-mac. maybe he has a pirate penis. YAR!!
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Feebee are you so sexually repressed that you think anyone who makes a living off of having sex is below you? You say you are liberal but I think you have yourself some issues. You don’t judge people’s credibility on their occupation (unless they are doing something illegal – last time I checked, prostitution is not illegal unless you’re doing it on the street).
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Love David, but I have no sympathy for cheaters. He decided to cheat, he has to face the consequences (normally, I would say him suing most probably means he’s innocent – but, history is NOT on David’s side here. He’s cheated on Posh before and these stories pop up every so many years. So, I’m inclined to believe them). I have even less sympathy for fame hungry, gold digging hookers who put themselves in this situation to begin with because of their line of work and are then all butt hurt when people call them out on being whores or they get sued because they decided to sell their story to the press. Karma’s a bitch.
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BREAKING NEWS: i’ve had him.. and yes, there is a mole in the shape of the baby Jesus on it.
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lol …. “does it do tricks”
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Maybe the thing about Dave´s dick is ——
He hasn´t got one.
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At least Rebecca Loos had the backbone to stand up to Beckham when he tried to threaten her with lawsuits.
She simply sent newspapers copies of the texts he’d sent her saying things like “Just lie back and remember what I done to you when you was face down”.
He’s been caught treating that many women like prostitutes – including during his wife’s pregnancies – that it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if this latest indiscretion is true.
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True or not, are these alleged revelations ever that shocking? I think it would be far more newsworthy if he *has* been faithful to Posh.
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Daaaaaaaaaam on the NSFW pic. Nice. Very nice. Hope it’s all very real.
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