Miley Cyrus’s entourage won’t let her even look at alcohol when she’s clubbing

45616, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -Thursday September 30 2010. Miley Cyrus wears a pair of denim hotpants and cropped top for a night at Voyeur in Hollywood. The singer was hidden as she left the club and bundled into a car by firends who shielded her from the cameras. Photograph: Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

Is Miley Cyrus the new Lindsay Lohan? Nah. She just likes to go clubbing in belly shirts and hot pants, y’all. And yes, the girl is still only 17 years old. And you thought her 16th year was long – in her 17th year on this earth, Miley has already lived with her older boyfriend, dumped said live-in boyfriend (because he allegedly cheated) and flashed her Brazilian-bikini-waxed vadge to an audience of children. So… going clubbing in hot pants really seems like a non-event. Still, Us Weekly stresses that Miley wasn’t drinking. Yes, because that would have been disturbing!

When an underage Miley Cyrus hit up Hollywood hotspot Voyeur just before midnight Thursday, the 17-year-old singer proved she really can’t be tamed.

“She was constantly smiling and seemed to be in great spirits,” an onlooker tells UsMagazine.com, adding that Cyrus “waved her hands in the air and danced seductively while shaking her hips” to songs by David Guetta and DJ Khaled.

Still, Cyrus — clad in tight denim shorts and a black crop top — remained on her best behavior throughout the evening.

“It was clear she knew she was being watched by others,” the source says, adding that Cyrus and her girlfriends were flanked by a security guard at all times. “No alcohol was in her presence the entire night.”

By 1:30 Friday morning, the Last Song actress and her friends decided to call it a night.

“Miley looked care-free and let loose with the girls,” the source tells Us. “She looked happy and seemed to be taking advantage of her time out in the club.”

[From Us Weekly]

“No alcohol was in her presence the entire night”…? The f-ck? She was at a CLUB. With adults. Of course there was alcohol (and probably lots of cocaine) all around her all evening. Now, if you want to deny that Miley was drinking (or worse), by all means. But let’s not pretend that everyone in the club was all, “Oh, goodness, there is little 17-year-old Miley Cyrus! Everyone, pray, hide your liquor, lest her virgin eyes be inflicted with the impurity sight of older people consuming beverages!”

45616, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -Thursday September 30 2010. Miley Cyrus wears a pair of denim hotpants and cropped top for a night at Voyeur in Hollywood. The singer was hidden as she left the club and bundled into a car by firends who shielded her from the cameras. Photograph: Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

45616, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -Thursday September 30 2010. Miley Cyrus wears a pair of denim hotpants and cropped top for a night at Voyeur in Hollywood. The singer was hidden as she left the club and bundled into a car by firends who shielded her from the cameras. Photograph: Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

45616, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -Thursday September 30 2010. Miley Cyrus wears a pair of denim hotpants and cropped top for a night at Voyeur in Hollywood. The singer was hidden as she left the club and bundled into a car by firends who shielded her from the cameras. Photograph: Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

45616, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -Thursday September 30 2010. Miley Cyrus wears a pair of denim hotpants and cropped top for a night at Voyeur in Hollywood. The singer was hidden as she left the club and bundled into a car by firends who shielded her from the cameras. Photograph: Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

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  1. Dorothy#1 says:

    Whatever. Of Course I wasn’t a Disney Pop Queen when I was 17 but my curfew was 11:00!!!

  2. LisaMarie says:

    All that money and she still dresses like she’s in the trailer park.

  3. YOYO99 says:

    It is only a matter of time before she is boozing.

  4. Dani says:

    Honey those aren’t shorts, that’s a BELT. I thought it was illegal to let anyone under 18 into a club anyway?

  5. Brittney says:

    She’s still not EIGHTEEN. Which is the minimum age requirement for any night club in the States.

  6. eva says:

    Just noticed Miley resembles Peaches in these photos. Both of which would probably be flattered to hear a comment like this. Miley would love to have the hard core druggie vibe going and Peaches would love to look like a Disney princess.

  7. gillie says:

    she looks like peaches geldorf, but after a recent bath

  8. TB says:

    Is it just me or is her head:body ratio a little off?

  9. ams511 says:

    ha um, wasted face much?

  10. Nanea says:

    Wait, what?

    They are worried that she spots bottles of booze in a club, but they didn’t blindfold her?

  11. Marjalane says:

    So tell me again how she’s getting into these clubs? Anyone want to lay bets that this Disney Princess makes Princess Lohan look tame in comparison by 2012?

  12. kelbear says:

    She looks like complete trash wearing that outfit.

  13. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Voyeur? This is the lesbian bondage-themed club the RNC got busted spending campaign contributions at, right? & the minor child is allowed there why? I will say that when I went out clubbing when I was under 21, I very rarely ever drank alcohol. B/c I was doing drugs, which were cheaper & required no ID. Fail, Billy Ray. Fail.

  14. texasmom says:

    Poor girl with no neck — can’t this tragic condition be treated?? I call it “Alice the Goon Syndrome.”

  15. Shannon says:

    She looks so young, like an underage prostitute :/

  16. PrettyTarheel says:

    Despite the fact that she looks like trash, she doesn’t appear to be stumbling or grabbing anyone for support, so I’ll let it go. She probably didn’t drink til’ she got home and Daddy Cyrus put a Smirnoff Ice in her bottle.

  17. Jules says:

    The club is for 21 and over and features S&M acts. Heaven knows what she will be flashing by the time she’s 18.

  18. Persistent Cat says:

    I was no saint at that age but like another poster said, I too had a curfew. Why is a 17 year old allowed out til that time? Kind of neglectful parenting, I think.

  19. Ferguson. says:

    Oh, come on, I dont think it’s a big deal. But again: Cultural differences, I’m not in position to comment about this.

  20. cantbelievethis says:

    She can’t be tamed, ya’ll!

  21. nofreelunch says:

    Not wasted, just up WAY past her bedtime. So sleepy she can hardly walk in her heels. Such a shame.

  22. Siren6 says:

    Oh noooooo!

    I clicked on the thumbnail for this story before the title loaded and I thought Miley was Peaches Geldorf. 😐

    That’s not good.

  23. Raven says:

    10 or so years ago we used to see photos like this of Paris Hilton, who was also out at the clubs at 16 and 17. Look where Paris is today. I think when you get this kind of exposure for adult-type partying at a very young age, you are cynical and bored before you hit 30.

  24. Mary Jane says:

    What is with her face? She storing acorns in her cheeks or something?

  25. mollination says:

    She doesn’t look drunk.

  26. Jover says:

    Like the post can’tbelievet; why is this no talent pan face loser even in the news. Her recent movie flopped, how’s that cd of her’s doing – I’m assuming it’s bad and no one wants to see her “sing” because where is the follow up concert tour – go back to the trailer park and scratch your knees falling drunken off the teeter totter like the trailer park trash you are. Yah, kinda mean but since she’s acting all adult she will be treated as one.

  27. HotPockets says:

    I really don’t know what is worse…

    her outfit? or her drinking underage?

    Not to mention the girl doesn’t even look 17, she looks even younger, so it seems even more creepy.

  28. Janine says:

    Her parents should be arrested.

  29. Ruffian9 says:

    Riiight. And those shorts? Repulsive

  30. d says:

    I guess I’m officially old b/c I want to tell her to STOP SLOUCHING! Gah.

  31. Laura says:

    Re: #5 Brittney, I don’t know about all other states but here in Omaha, NE we have plenty of clubs for minors, and lots of normal clubs have teen night (I do understand that the club she was at is nothing of the sort, just throwing that out there).
    And the kids there are RAUNCHY. The two times I went to them when I was 14 even I (in my daisy dukes and cropped halter top) I was all ‘Wrong kind of attention, girls’. I’m talking 13 and 14 year old girls dry humping poles and each other in the desperate hope that a boy would look at them.

  32. John l Doe says:

    Man she looks like a hillbilly.

  33. jemshoes says:

    I don’t care what anyone says, 17 is way too young to be clubbing!!!

  34. crab says:

    Are you kidding me?? She’s totally f-ed up! Look at her face! @ TB I agree, her head looks way bigger than her body!

  35. pshhh says:

    I know for a fact that she drinks already. Her movie “the Last Song” filmed in my hometown, and a cab driver here told me a little story:

    he knows the owner or manager or something of the restaurant where Miley had her “wrap party”- the party after filming. Apparently, the manager says that if he had a camera, he would be rich, but he wouldn’t have a job. He said that she was “quite the dancer”-meaning quite the stripper, and that she was begging for alcohol all night and being VERY wild.

  36. moopsie says:

    this pictures look like her head is photoshopped to another body…it looks like her head is too big for her body

  37. Chris says:

    Please save us from the American Taliban!!!

    This blog and most of the comments are prime examples.

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